The other day I'm hanging out in this tree, and I see some wimpy freek running along the trail, and he looked like the timid type, so I decided to have a go at 'em. As he jogged along i divebombed the human, and man I never saw anything
so scared. Then I made a bet with the crows that I could scare him so bad he'd run the other way. As he jogged along I landed in the trail right in front of him, and he stopped dead! Imagine what kind of a pansie human would be afraid of a 4 oz bird? Then for good measure I bared my teeth. Ok so we birds don't have teeth, but no matter to this twerp, because this nervous nellie took off running like he'd seen a ghost! The last thing I saw was his name on his shirt (Rick) and the brown stain in his shorts as he ran away, leaving a trail of turds behind. You humans just crack me up. Tweety D. Bird
You vicious bird you. I saw your 4" fangs "snarling at me", death in your eye as you moved towards me, intent on divebombing me and ripping the back of my skull open as I run away from your murderous intentions. Rick "not the bravest" Idiot
