I have no testicles

"Lance Ballsackless" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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This is clearly an unfair advantage and is why I am winning all the
TDF races. Everyone agrees... I should be BANNED from cycling.

You're the kind of stupid turd that shows up every year about this time and
drives all the regulars off for about a month. Isn't your skateboard
getting lonely without you ... dude?

--
Bob C.

"Of course it hurts. The trick is not minding that it hurts."
T. E. Lawrence (of Arabia)

On Sun, 26 Jun 2005 14:11:01 -0400, "psycholist" <[email hidden]>

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You're the kind of stupid turd that shows up every year about this time and
drives all the regulars off for about a month. Isn't your skateboard
getting lonely without you ... dude?

OIC. Is that because the regulars have no balls like Lance? But back
to my point, Lance should be BANNED for hiding all his drug use and
having no ball friction.

"Lance Ballsackless" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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On Sun, 26 Jun 2005 14:11:01 -0400, "psycholist" <[email hidden]>

Quoted message said:

You're the kind of stupid turd that shows up every year about this time
and
drives all the regulars off for about a month. Isn't your skateboard
getting lonely without you ... dude?

OIC. Is that because the regulars have no balls like Lance? But back
to my point, Lance should be BANNED for hiding all his drug use and
having no ball friction.

Not so. Rumor has it that Sheryl talked to her vet about getting a Nuticle
(Trademark) for Lance. Nuticles so life like he won't know it's not his.

Quoted message said:

Not so. Rumor has it that Sheryl talked to her vet about getting a Nuticle
(Trademark) for Lance. Nuticles so life like he won't know it's not his.

This is a fantastic point that I was unware of. If everything wasn't
bad enough, a plot to acquire canine testicles for TDF #8 has been
uncovered.

"Lance Ballsackless" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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This is clearly an unfair advantage and is why I am winning all the
TDF races. Everyone agrees... I should be BANNED from cycling.

Is it July already?

Don't hate the player..

JT

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Lance Ballsackless said:

This is clearly an unfair advantage and is why I am winning all the
TDF races. Everyone agrees... I should be BANNED from cycling.

I don't think there is anything in the rule book that keeps the other
competitors from cutting off their own junk to keep up with the
Lance-man.

It might even settle Schnitzelboy's mood swings.

R........obert

Obviously. That's why you hide behind a infantile pseudonym & sling [censored].

Lance Ballsinjar said:

Quoted message said:

Not so. Rumor has it that Sheryl talked to her vet about getting a Nuticle
(Trademark) for Lance. Nuticles so life like he won't know it's not his.

This is a fantastic point that I was unware of. If everything wasn't
bad enough, a plot to acquire canine testicles for TDF #8 has been
uncovered.

Is Tugboat involved?

"Lance Ballsackless" <[email hidden]> a écrit dans le message de news:
1119808343.5c897dd766e138a5bfae53b585907d8d@teranews...
| This is clearly an unfair advantage and is why I am winning all the
| TDF races. Everyone agrees... I should be BANNED from cycling.

The quality of trolls for TDF 2005 has deteriorated dramatically from past
years;

trg said:

"Lance Ballsackless" <[email hidden]> a écrit dans le message de news:
1119808343.5c897dd766e138a5bfae53b585907d8d@teranews...
| This is clearly an unfair advantage and is why I am winning all the
| TDF races. Everyone agrees... I should be BANNED from cycling.

The quality of trolls for TDF 2005 has deteriorated dramatically from past
years;

I didn't think we'd be missing Trdina, Albright etc... but I agree
that it's a pretty weak start to the dumbass season.
Bill C

"Lance Ballsinjar" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

Not so. Rumor has it that Sheryl talked to her vet about getting a
Nuticle
(Trademark) for Lance. Nuticles so life like he won't know it's not his.

This is a fantastic point that I was unware of. If everything wasn't
bad enough, a plot to acquire canine testicles for TDF #8 has been
uncovered.

http://www.neuticles.com/index1.html

In article <[email hidden]>,

trg said:

"Lance Ballsackless" <[email hidden]> a écrit dans le message de news:
1119808343.5c897dd766e138a5bfae53b585907d8d@teranews...
| This is clearly an unfair advantage and is why I am winning all the
| TDF races. Everyone agrees... I should be BANNED from cycling.

The quality of trolls for TDF 2005 has deteriorated dramatically from past
years;

Hey, it's still June, give 'em time.

--
tanx,
Howard

Butter is love.

remove YOUR SHOES to reply, ok?

B. Lafferty said:

"Lance Ballsinjar" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

Not so. Rumor has it that Sheryl talked to her vet about getting a
Nuticle
(Trademark) for Lance. Nuticles so life like he won't know it's not his.

This is a fantastic point that I was unware of. If everything wasn't
bad enough, a plot to acquire canine testicles for TDF #8 has been
uncovered.

http://www.neuticles.com/index1.html

That's great! Who needs "The Onion" when the Internet's full of stuff
like this?

Here's another fun one:
http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0605/flyingdinos.html

"Howard Kveck" <[email hidden]> a écrit dans le message de news:
[email hidden]...
| In article <[email hidden]>,
| "trg" <[email hidden]> wrote:
|
| > "Lance Ballsackless" <[email hidden]> a écrit dans le message de news:
| > 1119808343.5c897dd766e138a5bfae53b585907d8d@teranews...
| > | This is clearly an unfair advantage and is why I am winning all the
| > | TDF races. Everyone agrees... I should be BANNED from cycling.
| >
| > The quality of trolls for TDF 2005 has deteriorated dramatically from
past
| > years;
|
| Hey, it's still June, give 'em time.

We're less than a week away from the tour. This time other years they were
at a much higher level. The trolls at fr.rec.sport.cyclisme are already
showing much better form. I think if you want to do well in July, you've got
to at least get some quality "race days" in during the leadup to the Tour.
Total lack of professionalism from this year's trolls. I suppose they have
some lame ass excuse like wanting to "spend more time with the kids."

trg said:

| > The quality of trolls for TDF 2005 has deteriorated dramatically from
past years;

Howard Kveck said:

| Hey, it's still June, give 'em time.

trg said:

We're less than a week away from the tour. This time other years they were
at a much higher level. The trolls at fr.rec.sport.cyclisme are already
showing much better form. I think if you want to do well in July, you've got
to at least get some quality "race days" in during the leadup to the Tour.
Total lack of professionalism from this year's trolls. I suppose they have
some lame ass excuse like wanting to "spend more time with the kids."

Dumbass,
Its all WADA's fault, the trollers aren't doping enough this year.

Tim Lines said:

B. Lafferty said:

"Lance Ballsinjar" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Quoted message said:

> Not so. Rumor has it that Sheryl talked to her vet about getting a
> Nuticle
> (Trademark) for Lance. Nuticles so life like he won't know it's not
> his.
>

This is a fantastic point that I was unware of. If everything wasn't
bad enough, a plot to acquire canine testicles for TDF #8 has been
uncovered.

http://www.neuticles.com/index1.html

That's great! Who needs "The Onion" when the Internet's full of stuff
like this?

Here's another fun one:
http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0605/flyingdinos.html

The Pastor's name is Fred?