People on these low carb diets must be the loneliest people in the world. I cant see how anyone would stay married to any of them. Their breath stinks worse than a sewer. For some reason, low carb turns their breath into some odor that normally only comes out of toilets. Apparently it's all the rotting meat in their bodies. People on low carb diets should be required to wear a face mask with a breath filter, so that only they themselves have to smell the stench. If that is not possible, then they should be required to live in sewers, where they will fit right in, or just keep their heads under the water in their toilet at all times.
What the heck do people go on these diets for - surely there are easier methods to kill themselves? Going veggie or better still vegan would be a far better method of losing weight. Even breaking wind produces a better odour... no putrifying flesh involved in its production.
But the best method of losing weight was said in a schoolboy comic I recall from a couple of decades ago:
Q: "What's the best exercise for losing weight?" A: "Shaking your head when someone offers you food."
People on these low carb diets must be the loneliest people in the world. I cant see how anyone would stay married to any of them. Their breath stinks worse than a sewer. For some reason, low carb turns their breath into some odor that normally only comes out of toilets. Apparently it's all the rotting meat in their bodies. People on low carb diets should be required to wear a face mask with a breath filter, so that only they themselves have to smell the stench. If that is not possible, then they should be required to live in sewers, where they will fit right in, or just keep their heads under the water in their toilet at all times.
What the heck do people go on these diets for - surely there are easier methods to kill themselves? Going veggie or better still vegan would be a far better method of losing weight.
Refined white sugar is vegan.
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Even breaking wind produces a better odour... no putrifying flesh involved in its production.
But the best method of losing weight was said in a schoolboy comic I recall from a couple of decades ago:
Q: "What's the best exercise for losing weight?" A: "Shaking your head when someone offers you food."
People on these low carb diets must be the loneliest people in the world. I cant see how anyone would stay married to any of them. Their breath stinks worse than a sewer. For some reason, low carb turns their breath into some odor that normally only comes out of toilets. Apparently it's all the rotting meat in their bodies. People on low carb diets should be required to wear a face mask with a breath filter, so that only they themselves have to smell the stench. If that is not possible, then they should be required to live in sewers, where they will fit right in, or just keep their heads under the water in their toilet at all times.
What the heck do people go on these diets for - surely there are easier methods to kill themselves? Going veggie or better still vegan would be a far better method of losing weight.
On Tue, 28 Jun 2005 03:01:21 -0500, [email hidden] wrote:
>People on these low carb diets must be the loneliest people in the >world. I cant see how anyone would stay married to any of them. >Their breath stinks worse than a sewer. For some reason, low carb >turns their breath into some odor that normally only comes out of >toilets. Apparently it's all the rotting meat in their bodies. >People on low carb diets should be required to wear a face mask with a >breath filter, so that only they themselves have to smell the stench. >If that is not possible, then they should be required to live in >sewers, where they will fit right in, or just keep their heads under >the water in their toilet at all times.
What the heck do people go on these diets for - surely there are easier methods to kill themselves? Going veggie or better still vegan would be a far better method of losing weight.
James wrote: > On Tue, 28 Jun 2005 03:01:21 -0500, [email hidden] wrote: > > >People on these low carb diets must be the loneliest people in the > >world. I cant see how anyone would stay married to any of them. > >Their breath stinks worse than a sewer. For some reason, low carb > >turns their breath into some odor that normally only comes out of > >toilets. Apparently it's all the rotting meat in their bodies. > >People on low carb diets should be required to wear a face mask with a > >breath filter, so that only they themselves have to smell the stench. > >If that is not possible, then they should be required to live in > >sewers, where they will fit right in, or just keep their heads under > >the water in their toilet at all times. > > > What the heck do people go on these diets for - surely there are > easier methods to kill themselves? Going veggie or better still > vegan would be a far better method of losing weight.
On 28 Jun 2005 13:02:06 -0700, [email hidden] wrote:
> > >James wrote: >> On Tue, 28 Jun 2005 03:01:21 -0500, [email hidden] wrote: >> >> >People on these low carb diets must be the loneliest people in the >> >world. I cant see how anyone would stay married to any of them. >> >Their breath stinks worse than a sewer. For some reason, low carb >> >turns their breath into some odor that normally only comes out of >> >toilets. Apparently it's all the rotting meat in their bodies. >> >People on low carb diets should be required to wear a face mask with a >> >breath filter, so that only they themselves have to smell the stench. >> >If that is not possible, then they should be required to live in >> >sewers, where they will fit right in, or just keep their heads under >> >the water in their toilet at all times. >> >> >> What the heck do people go on these diets for - surely there are >> easier methods to kill themselves? Going veggie or better still >> vegan would be a far better method of losing weight. > > Refined white sugar is vegan.
