Mike V's top ten list for June 2005

"Anti Spam" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Top 10 things Mike V. would love to blame on mountain bikers.
10) The Rings around Saturn
9) The craters on the Moon
8) The Ice Age
7) Sun Spots
6) The San-andreas Fault (and it's earthquakes)
5) The Tornados that ripped through Texas 06/13/2005
4) Hurricane Ivan
3) The eruption of Mt. Saint Helens in the 80s
2) End of the Ice Age
1) Extinction of the Dinosaurs

Here trollie trollie trollie...

Cheers!
Charlie Maxwell

Maybe he'll find a way to say the recent earthquakes were caused by mt
biking...
"The use of suspension on mt bikes has created kinetic energey which was
released along a fault line causing a vertical habitat shift. This in turn
frightened the wits out of the animals and caused a flight response for elk
far above that of ATVs at approximately 31 yards/minute."

Mike Vandeman has been chased by guys in white suits for the past 8 years.
Want to help? Contact your local psychiatric ward and search usenet
"vandeman" for all the details.

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"Anti Spam" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Top 10 things Mike V. would love to blame on mountain bikers.
10) The Rings around Saturn
9) The craters on the Moon
8) The Ice Age
7) Sun Spots
6) The San-andreas Fault (and it's earthquakes)
5) The Tornados that ripped through Texas 06/13/2005
4) Hurricane Ivan
3) The eruption of Mt. Saint Helens in the 80s
2) End of the Ice Age
1) Extinction of the Dinosaurs

Here trollie trollie trollie...

Cheers!
Charlie Maxwell

Maybe he'll find a way to say the recent earthquakes were caused by mt
biking...

Are you suggesting that the 'quakes weren't caused by bikes? That's absurd
and a lie. Wait, I feel my Vandeman Pills starting to kick in, I'll come
back when they wear off.

Quoted message said:

"The use of suspension on mt bikes has created kinetic energey which was
released along a fault line causing a vertical habitat shift. This in turn
frightened the wits out of the animals and caused a flight response for

elk

Quoted message said:

far above that of ATVs at approximately 31 yards/minute."

Mike Vandeman has been chased by guys in white suits for the past 8 years.
Want to help? Contact your local psychiatric ward and search usenet
"vandeman" for all the details.

On Tue, 14 Jun 2005 14:13:40 GMT, "Anti Spam" <[email hidden]> wrote:

..Top 10 things Mike V. would love to blame on mountain bikers.
..10) The Rings around Saturn
..9) The craters on the Moon
..8) The Ice Age
..7) Sun Spots
..6) The San-andreas Fault (and it's earthquakes)
..5) The Tornados that ripped through Texas 06/13/2005
..4) Hurricane Ivan
..3) The eruption of Mt. Saint Helens in the 80s
..2) End of the Ice Age
..1) Extinction of the Dinosaurs

You forgot

11. Global warming.

and

12. Impotence.
===
I am working on creating wildlife habitat that is off-limits to
humans ("pure habitat"😉. Want to help? (I spent the previous 8
years fighting auto dependence and road construction.)

http://home.pacbell.net/mjvande

On Sat, 02 Jul 2005 01:24:39 GMT, Mike Vandeman <[email hidden]>

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You forgot
11. Global warming.
12. Impotence.

For good reason. Mountain bikers contribute so little to global
warming as to make it irrelevant (logical fallacy "insigificant
cause"😉, and your impotence is due to your own stupidity, not mountain
biking itself.

Guy
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May contain traces of irony. Contents liable to settle after posting.
http://www.chapmancentral.co.uk

88% of helmet statistics are made up, 65% of them at CHS, Puget Sound

* Mike Vandeman <[email hidden]>:

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On Tue, 14 Jun 2005 14:13:40 GMT, "Anti Spam" <[email hidden]> wrote:

Thanks for all the postings this weekend mikey. I think all told I have
close to 100 k to ride now thanks to your rambelling. Not to mention a
ton of trail work I get to do. Thanks man you rock.

Jason

"Mike Vandeman" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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On Tue, 14 Jun 2005 14:13:40 GMT, "Anti Spam" <[email hidden]>
wrote:

.Top 10 things Mike V. would love to blame on mountain bikers.
.10) The Rings around Saturn
.9) The craters on the Moon
.8) The Ice Age
.7) Sun Spots
.6) The San-andreas Fault (and it's earthquakes)
.5) The Tornados that ripped through Texas 06/13/2005
.4) Hurricane Ivan
.3) The eruption of Mt. Saint Helens in the 80s
.2) End of the Ice Age
.1) Extinction of the Dinosaurs

You forgot

11. Global warming.

and

12. Impotence.

NO Mike. Read the subject line again. It says top TEN not top twelve.
Can't you non mountain bikers count to ten? Thanks for contributing ideas
for Mike V's top ten list for July 2005.

Cheers!
Charlie Maxwell
Bug stompin, Mud splashin, Mountain bikin', ATV rider, Hiker, skier,
climber, hunter. Mmmmm. Mule dear are good eats! ;o)