I found this amongst the Sheddi and it amused me greatly.
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Motorcyclist Moses Rickleberger underwent emergency treatment in the East Florida Baptist Hospital
for an injury to his private parts on the final day of the Daytona Bike Week. Lawyers for American
National Airways are at present awaiting Mr Rickleberger's discharge to issue a writ for $30
million while Miss Amy Listroper is leading a class action on behalf of passengers.In the spirit of the Daytona Bike Week, Mr Rickleberger was riding his Buell motorcycle along
Interstate 4 dressed only in a T shirt, baggy shorts and a bandana. As he was approaching the
Deland Airport exit, an insect, later identified as a European Hornet, flew up the leg of his
shorts and stung his left testicle.Mr Rickleberger reportedly tried to smack the insect in an effort to kill it but succeeded only in
injuring himself further. Mr Rickleberger apparently snatched open the throttle of the motorcycle
as he reared back in pain. He then veered off the highway, descended into a drainage ditch and was
launched over the perimeter fence and on to the wing of an American National Airways Fokker taxing
on the runway on a scheduled flight to Miami. The bike landed on the right wing and embedded itself
in the cabin, causing the pilot to abort the flight and order an emergency evacuation of the plane.Mr Rickleberger had divested himself of his shorts and was rolling around on the runway holding
his crotch and screaming obsenities. Miss Litsroper said "We were all terrified that we were being
attacked by a mad biker trying to hijack the plane. It was completely terrifying. He was a very
big man."Despite the fact that the $29 milion turbo-prop aircraft was written off in the incident, black
civil rights campaigners describe the American National Airways' intended lawsuit as "excessive and
a clear case of institutional and blatant race discrimination."