I hate us.......err, I mean hiatus.

FROM WHAT??? You have to have a job to be eligible for a vacation. I
don't think sitting on your huge [censored] for 18 hours a day counts. It was
Tom, wasn't it? His going on a fishing holiday when he only rides and
collects nickels, just drove you nuts.

"Miss Anne Thrope" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Quoted message said:

I will be on holiday from July 16 through July 30. Please insult
yourselves during this time. Sorry for the inconvenience. Anne

as if being a jogger isnt insult enough...

[cmon guys. lets give our best miss anne impersonation]

The Vicar said:

[cmon guys. lets give our best miss anne impersonation]

OK I'm game. Except mine is in riddle format.

Q: What do "The Vicar" and Steve Common have in, uh, common?

"Charlie Pendejo" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Quoted message said:

The Vicar said:

[cmon guys. lets give our best miss anne impersonation]

OK I'm game. Except mine is in riddle format.

Q: What do "The Vicar" and Steve Common have in, uh, common?

i've never seen miss anne do riddles...who is steve common?

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

FROM WHAT??? .... etc.

The reason for the hiatus would seem to be obvious: another hemorrhoid
operation.

Miss Anne Thrope said:

I will be on holiday from July 16 through July 30. Please insult
yourselves during this time. Sorry for the inconvenience. Anne

I'm devastated. What if someone has a chafing issue while you're gone?

Quoted message said:

OK I'm game. Except mine is in riddle format.

Q: What do "The Vicar" and Steve Common have in, uh, common?>

The same IP address.

The Vicar said:

i've never seen miss anne do riddles...who is steve common?

[censored]! after all I've done for you <pout>

Charlie Pendejo said:

Q: What do "The Vicar" and Steve Common have in, uh, common?

I dunno, lousy grammar? Gratuitous use of square brackets?

<[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

OK I'm game. Except mine is in riddle format.

Q: What do "The Vicar" and Steve Common have in, uh, common?>

The same IP address.

we're not the same person. Steve is MUCH smarter than me (how's that Steve,
better?)

Quoted message said:

"steve common" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Quoted message said:

The Vicar said:

i've never seen miss anne do riddles...who is steve common?

[censored]! after all I've done for you <pout>

sorry. they obviously think we're the same person. amusing.

The Vicar said:

Steve is MUCH smarter than me

not smart enough to get access to a Unisys VPN so that I can pose as you

Quoted message said:

(how's that Steve, better?)

;-)

The Vicar said:

sorry. they obviously think we're the same person. amusing.

I think Charlie has something more subtle in mind. Well I *hope* he has.

Charlie Pendejo said:

OK I'm game. Except mine is in riddle format.

Q: What do "The Vicar" and Steve Common have in, uh, common?

Admittedly, MAT doesn't do riddles. I never claimed to be much of an
inpersonatifier ... inpersonatifist ... never said I was Rich Little.

Hint - the answer is in the spirit of MAT, or so I hope.

Hint - A: Each has _ ___-_ _____ ___ ____.

Well...what do they have in common?

Quoted message said:

Charlie Pendejo said:

Q: What do "The Vicar" and Steve Common have in, uh, common?

Hint - A: Each has _ ___-_ _____ ___ ____.

Hint - A: Each has _ ___-_ _____ ___ belt.

Charlie Pendejo said:

Hint - A: Each has _ ___-_ _____ ___ belt.

a sub 3 under his ?

"steve common" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Quoted message said:

Charlie Pendejo said:

Hint - A: Each has _ ___-_ _____ ___ belt.

a sub 3 under his ?

in the words of Rodney Dangerfield, "ah, you're WAY off".

steve common said:

Quoted message said:

Hint - A: Each has _ ___-_ _____ ___ belt.

a sub 3 under his ?

We have a winner!

Final results:

1. common, steve M40 "Each has a sub-3 under his belt"
2. Rogers-Davidson, Pippy M50? "The same IP address"
3. Vicar, The ??? "who is steve common?"

And apologies to steve common if in fact he has run multiple 2:xx
marathons, and to The Vicar if he is indeed male, manhood-challenged,
and sensitive about it.