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  1. Which way is correct -side to side or up and down!

    God help our family but we are having a huge argument over this.

    OF COURSE one should chew up and down and roll the cob around

  2. "Mator DeSchenna" <ddsdd*sdadf.com> wrote in message
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    Quoted message said:

    Which way is correct -side to side or up and down!

    God help our family but we are having a huge argument over this.

    OF COURSE one should chew up and down and roll the cob around

    You cannot be definitive about this - it all depends on the shape of your
    mouth. Now there's some whose muching equipment is so splendiferous that it
    don't make no diffrence. But for most'vus you have to first determine if
    your mouth points north or east. Or is that South or west. Oh, now I'm
    confused. Trying to hold my mouff right is preventing me from typing any
    more.

    David

  3. "David Hare-Scott" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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    "Mator DeSchenna" <ddsdd*sdadf.com> wrote in message
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    Quoted message said:

    Which way is correct -side to side or up and down!

    God help our family but we are having a huge argument over this.

    OF COURSE one should chew up and down and roll the cob around

    You cannot be definitive about this - it all depends on the shape of your
    mouth. Now there's some whose muching equipment is so splendiferous that


    it

    Quoted message said:

    don't make no diffrence. But for most'vus you have to first determine if
    your mouth points north or east. Or is that South or west. Oh, now I'm
    confused. Trying to hold my mouff right is preventing me from typing any
    more.

    David

    Okay, I have to share this............. my sister's dog, yes DOG - not
    Michael Dog3 - loves corn on the cob. If you hold the ear of corn out to
    him, he pulls back his lips and eats the corn off the cob with little tiny
    front teeth bites. Hard to describe, but it's hysterical. He eats from
    side to side as my sister's hubby holds the ear out and turns it for him.

    He's an 80 pound black lab named, Max, by the way.

    It's too cute to believe. They've got to get a movie file of that.

    kili

  4. "Mator DeSchenna" <ddsdd*sdadf.com> wrote in news:HMadnS2gEZHrZ3zfRVn-
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    Quoted message said:

    Which way is correct -side to side or up and down!

    God help our family but we are having a huge argument over this.

    OF COURSE one should chew up and down and roll the cob around

    In the summer down on the farm, I fondly remember the adults staging
    corn eating contests at dinner, where neatness was also a factor and
    thusly, I can say without hesitation that side to side produced more
    winners!

    Andy

  5. "Mator DeSchenna" <ddsdd*sdadf.com> wrote in message

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    OF COURSE one should chew up and down and roll the cob around

    No wonder you have arguments. You are doing it WRONG.

  6. kilikini said:

    He's an 80 pound black lab named, Max, by the way.

    It's too cute to believe. They've got to get a movie file of that.

    kili

    LOL I would love to see this.

    Becca

  7. "Becca" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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    Quoted message said:
    kilikini said:

    He's an 80 pound black lab named, Max, by the way.

    It's too cute to believe. They've got to get a movie file of that.

    kili

    LOL I would love to see this.

    Becca

    I didn't believe it until I saw it in person. It's hysterical and he gets
    almost every piece of corn off the cob!

    kili

  8. In article <[email hidden]>, "Mator DeSchenna"

    ddsdd*sdadf.com said:

    Which way is correct -side to side or up and down!

    God help our family but we are having a huge argument over this.

    OF COURSE one should chew up and down and roll the cob around

    Well, yes, of course--after you've eaten a row across. ANYbody knows
    THAT!
    --
    -Barb, <http://www.jamlady.eboard.com> 7/8/05 WeBeJammin'!

  9. kilikini said:

    I didn't believe it until I saw it in person. It's hysterical and he
    gets almost every piece of corn off the cob!

    kili

    Max should be on Letterman's Stupid Pet Tricks. People would enjoy
    seeing him eat corn on the cob. He could wear a cute little bib. It
    would be funny.

    Becca

  10. "Becca" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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    Quoted message said:
    kilikini said:

    I didn't believe it until I saw it in person. It's hysterical and he
    gets almost every piece of corn off the cob!

    kili

    Max should be on Letterman's Stupid Pet Tricks. People would enjoy
    seeing him eat corn on the cob. He could wear a cute little bib. It
    would be funny.

    Becca

    I will pass that message along to my sister. Wonder if they'd get a free
    trip to New York? <g>

    kili

  11. In article said:


    "Mator DeSchenna" <ddsdd*sdadf.com> wrote in message

    Quoted message said:


    OF COURSE one should chew up and down and roll the cob around

    No wonder you have arguments. You are doing it WRONG.

    Guess you're one of those blokes who knocks off the big end of an egg?

    Cheers, Phred.

    --
    [email hidden]

  12. "Mator DeSchenna" <ddsdd*sdadf.com> wrote in message
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    Quoted message said:

    Which way is correct -side to side or up and down!

    God help our family but we are having a huge argument over this.

    OF COURSE one should chew up and down and roll the cob around

    Sorry but that is an evil and mutated way to eat corn. Causes hives, piles,
    and hammer toes.

    --
    Peter Aitken

  13. Mator DeSchenna ddsdd*sdadf.com said:

    Which way is correct -side to side or up and down!

    I chew my corn after I've bitten it off the the cobb.

    nb

  14. Mator DeSchenna said:

    Which way is correct -side to side or up and down!

    God help our family but we are having a huge argument over this.

    OF COURSE one should chew up and down and roll the cob around

    Nope, typewriter-style, side to side.

    I suggest you and your family let people eat the way they
    choose to. If this is really a serious argument, I'd lock
    up the guns. For cripes sake, can't you find something
    IMPORTANT to argue about?

    gloria p

  15. In article <[email hidden]>,

    Mator DeSchenna' ddsdd*sdadf.com said:

    Which way is correct -side to side or up and down!

    God help our family but we are having a huge argument over this.

    OF COURSE one should chew up and down and roll the cob around

    Your family has nothing better to argue about than how to eat corn on
    the cob? Geez! Can you say "dysfunctional family?"

    Psst. Eat the corn however you want. Just don't be a slob about it.

  16. Mator DeSchenna said:

    Which way is correct -side to side or up and down!

    God help our family but we are having a huge argument over this.

    OF COURSE one should chew up and down and roll the cob around


    Wars have been fought over this.

  17. Melba's Jammin said:

    Well, yes, of course--after you've eaten a row across. ANYbody knows
    THAT!

    Left to right or right to left?

  18. "Puester" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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    Quoted message said:
    Mator DeSchenna said:

    Which way is correct -side to side or up and down!

    God help our family but we are having a huge argument over this.

    OF COURSE one should chew up and down and roll the cob around

    Nope, typewriter-style, side to side.

    I suggest you and your family let people eat the way they
    choose to. If this is really a serious argument, I'd lock
    up the guns. For cripes sake, can't you find something
    IMPORTANT to argue about?

    gloria p


    ===================

    Thank you Gloria! Finally, the voice of reason! Typewriter-style is *the*
    correct way to eat corn. Period.

    😄

    Cyndi

  19. Stan Horwitz said:

    Your family has nothing better to argue about than how to eat corn on
    the cob? Geez! Can you say "dysfunctional family?"

    LOL! I would call a family disfunctional if that's the ONLY thing
    they have to argue over.

  20. Well actually, we always try to eat so some of that soft stuff close to
    the cob is left. It makes their subsequent use in the privey out back
    so much more, how shall we say,.. comfortable. :-[

    Melba's Jammin said:

    In article <[email hidden]>, "Mator DeSchenna"

    ddsdd*sdadf.com said:

    Which way is correct -side to side or up and down!

    God help our family but we are having a huge argument over this.

    OF COURSE one should chew up and down and roll the cob around

    Well, yes, of course--after you've eaten a row across. ANYbody knows
    THAT!

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