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Re: A tale of two asses

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  1. MattB wrote (liberal snippage taken):

    Quoted message said:

    At the end of Dirty Sock... (a) group of six guys were
    having a session right on the trail near the top.

    Um, ewww. (Aptly named trail at least?!?)

    Quoted message said:

    Then I hit Rattlesnake (cleaned it on the SS - yeah!) and saw
    something interesting on the connector trail to get to Becks. There
    was an SUV parked on a little pull-off next to the jeep trail. As I
    glanced toward it a young woman was just dropping her shorts. Like a
    car accident, but more pleasant, my eyes are irresistibly drawn to
    this new moon rising. She's bent over rummaging around in her
    vehicle, with her butt facing me as I approached. She then got
    another pair of shorts out and put them on just as I was passing. I
    didn't want to scare her, but I thought I should make my presence
    known. I just said "Well alright!" as I passed. She looked up and
    said "Oh my god! Did I just flash you? I'm so sorry!" to which I
    replied "That's nothing to be sorry for!"

    Now that's more like it.

    Bill "Friday fun" S.

  2. Bill Sornson said:

    MattB wrote (liberal snippage taken):

    Quoted message said:

    At the end of Dirty Sock... (a) group of six guys were
    having a session right on the trail near the top.

    Um, ewww. (Aptly named trail at least?!?)

    Get your mind out of the gutter man. They were doing something
    comparatively wholesome: smoking dope!

    Quoted message said:


    Quoted message said:

    Then I hit Rattlesnake (cleaned it on the SS - yeah!) and saw
    something interesting on the connector trail to get to Becks. There
    was an SUV parked on a little pull-off next to the jeep trail. As I
    glanced toward it a young woman was just dropping her shorts. Like a
    car accident, but more pleasant, my eyes are irresistibly drawn to
    this new moon rising. She's bent over rummaging around in her
    vehicle, with her butt facing me as I approached. She then got
    another pair of shorts out and put them on just as I was passing. I
    didn't want to scare her, but I thought I should make my presence
    known. I just said "Well alright!" as I passed. She looked up and
    said "Oh my god! Did I just flash you? I'm so sorry!" to which I
    replied "That's nothing to be sorry for!"

    Now that's more like it.

    Definitely. If you're going to disrupt my solitude, at least do it with
    naked women!

    Matt

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