Does anyone have a cyber copy of that? I'm short on money, and I'd just steal it, but being Jesus and all I'm pretty sure I'd go to hell.
TBR
"As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron." H.L. Mencken (1880 - 1956) "Anyone with degrees from Yale and Harvard is presumed to be intelligent, but George W. Bush has managed to overcome that presumption."
Oh, and he just wants to know if you are a lesbian so he can be secretly delighted about his homosexuality.
Or he wants a threesome...
TBR
"As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron." H.L. Mencken (1880 - 1956) "Anyone with degrees from Yale and Harvard is presumed to be intelligent, but George W. Bush has managed to overcome that presumption."
We also KNOW that JC like the occasional vino. Of course, we also know that our resident JC will note that Grains, Fruits and Wine are not Low Carb ;-)
Last note on Eating with Jesus: Jesus kept Kosher. It was Saul/Paul who ate the piggie.
FOB said:
"whole grains, fresh fruits, seeds and nuts...", he forgot the fishes.
Jesus ate only figs dipped in holy water and veal soaked in blessed red wine. The figs were organic and the veal was well done. On occasion he would also eat bagels and creamed goat cheese with chives - giant prawns broiled with sweet and sour sauce for the dip and lobster tails broiled live and covered in warm drawn cannabis butter from the finest dank and cows available. He kept the salt in his diet low and loved fresh ground black pepper corns. Speaking of corn - he loved to eat white sweet corn on the cob roasted in its own hull with brown and wild rice cooked in garlic and curry.
Someone took their gullible pills before reading _DaVinci Code_.
Who made you the authority on history? Everyone has their beliefs. Next time try to be a little more open-minded about that. There is more to the world than what goes on in your church.
Jesus kept Kosher. He would not have eaten crustaceans. Saul/Paul would have, since God made it all for people to eat. But not big JC.
Veszpertin said:
giant prawns broiled with sweet and sour sauce for the dip and lobster tails broiled live and covered in warm drawn cannabis butter from the finest dank and cows available.
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giant prawns broiled with sweet and sour sauce for the dip and lobster tails broiled live
www.godhatesshrimp.com
LOL, I had just been wondering if the Bible (elastic) Belt was going to learn about tref foods. Somehow I doubt "WWJD" would extend as far as avoiding shellfish.
It always DOES seem to stop short on some point or another, doesn't it?
We also KNOW that JC like the occasional vino. Of course, we also know that our resident JC will note that Grains, Fruits and Wine are not Low Carb ;-)
Apparently, he was fine with fish as well.
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Last note on Eating with Jesus: Jesus kept Kosher. It was Saul/Paul who ate the piggie.
Jesus cast demons into a herd of pigs, causing them to throw themselves off a cliff and into the sea. Not really a pork guy, I guess. Unless he liked deviled ham.
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Priscilla Ballou said:
What are you? Into incest?
Jesus and Mary were married.
Maybe to Mary Magdalene - but I think they were talking about his mother.
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TBR
"As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron." H.L. Mencken (1880 - 1956) "Anyone with degrees from Yale and Harvard is presumed to be intelligent, but George W. Bush has managed to overcome that presumption."
"Priscilla Ballou" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:[email hidden]...
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In article <[email hidden]>,
The Bill Rodgers said:
Priscilla Ballou said:
What are you? Into incest?
Jesus and Mary were married.
Someone took their gullible pills before reading _DaVinci Code_.
Priscilla -- "Inside every older person is a younger person -- wondering what the hell happened." -- Cora Harvey Armstrong
I was thinking the exact same thing myself... The Bible tells me that Jesus died and rose to Heaven BEFORE ever marrying. Kinda hard to get married if you aren't around hey? 😉
On Tue, 30 Aug 2005 08:45:22 GMT, "Kay" <[email hidden]>
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Kinda hard to get married if you aren't around hey? 😉
Kinda hard to get hard too.
TBR
"As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron." H.L. Mencken (1880 - 1956) "Anyone with degrees from Yale and Harvard is presumed to be intelligent, but George W. Bush has managed to overcome that presumption."
The Bible tells me that Jesus died and rose to Heaven BEFORE ever marrying.
Where does the Bible say that?
Levitikus: 314
TBR
"As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron." H.L. Mencken (1880 - 1956) "Anyone with degrees from Yale and Harvard is presumed to be intelligent, but George W. Bush has managed to overcome that presumption."
"As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron." H.L. Mencken (1880 - 1956) "Anyone with degrees from Yale and Harvard is presumed to be intelligent, but George W. Bush has managed to overcome that presumption."
