Waddell versus Heras

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If Jason Waddell and Roberto Heras were off the front by 10 minutes with 40 kilometers to go and a

fist fight broke out with Jason

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wearing Carnac cycling shoes set up with Time cleats and Roberto wearing lighter Nike cycling

shoes with carbon soles and carbon

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cleats on a 15% grade during a rain storm somewhere in Belgium in mid-April and Roberto is taking

a 25 milligrams per day of Zyprexa

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approved by the UCI and USAC and Jason is hopped-up on contaminated vitamins that he purchased at

the Vitamin Cottage, who would

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win?

Jason, Heras wouldn't be anywhere near Belgium on a rainy April day. Dave

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If Jason Waddell and Roberto Heras were off the front by 10 minutes with

40 kilometers to go and a fist fight broke out with Jason

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wearing Carnac cycling shoes set up with Time cleats and Roberto wearing

lighter Nike cycling shoes with carbon soles and carbon

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cleats on a 15% grade during a rain storm somewhere in Belgium in

mid-April and Roberto is taking a 25 milligrams per day of Zyprexa

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approved by the UCI and USAC and Jason is hopped-up on contaminated

vitamins that he purchased at the Vitamin Cottage, who would win?

Jason is twice the size of Heras.

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If Jason Waddell and Roberto Heras were off the front by 10 minutes with 40 kilometers to
go and a

fist fight broke out with Jason

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wearing Carnac cycling shoes set up with Time cleats and Roberto wearing lighter Nike cycling

shoes with carbon soles and carbon

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cleats on a 15% grade during a rain storm somewhere in Belgium in mid-April and Roberto is
taking

a 25 milligrams per day of Zyprexa

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approved by the UCI and USAC and Jason is hopped-up on contaminated vitamins that he
purchased at

the Vitamin Cottage, who would

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win?

Jason, Heras wouldn't be anywhere near Belgium on a rainy April day. Dave

Sprinters are so clever.

Dave Hansen said:

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If Jason Waddell and Roberto Heras were off the front by 10 minutes with 40 kilometers to
go and a

fist fight broke out with Jason

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wearing Carnac cycling shoes set up with Time cleats and Roberto wearing lighter Nike cycling

shoes with carbon soles and carbon

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cleats on a 15% grade during a rain storm somewhere in Belgium in mid-April and Roberto is
taking

a 25 milligrams per day of Zyprexa

Quoted message said:

approved by the UCI and USAC and Jason is hopped-up on contaminated vitamins that he
purchased at

the Vitamin Cottage, who would

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win?

Jason, Heras wouldn't be anywhere near Belgium on a rainy April day. Dave

Heras, Jason wouldn't be anywhere near Roberto on a 15% grade

Ken Papai said:

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If Jason Waddell and Roberto Heras were off the front by 10 minutes with

40 kilometers to go and a fist fight broke out with Jason

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wearing Carnac cycling shoes set up with Time cleats and Roberto wearing

lighter Nike cycling shoes with carbon soles and carbon

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cleats on a 15% grade during a rain storm somewhere in Belgium in

mid-April and Roberto is taking a 25 milligrams per day of Zyprexa

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approved by the UCI and USAC and Jason is hopped-up on contaminated

vitamins that he purchased at the Vitamin Cottage, who would win?

Jason is twice the size of Heras.

Could you post the URL for the side-by-side photo, please.

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"EP" <.com...

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If Jason Waddell and Roberto Heras were off the front by 10 minutes with

40 kilometers to go and a fist fight broke out with Jason

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wearing Carnac cycling shoes set up with Time cleats and Roberto wearing

lighter Nike cycling shoes with carbon soles and carbon

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cleats on a 15% grade during a rain storm somewhere in Belgium in

mid-April and Roberto is taking a 25 milligrams per day of Zyprexa

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approved by the UCI and USAC and Jason is hopped-up on contaminated

vitamins that he purchased at the Vitamin Cottage, who would win?

Jason is twice the size of Heras.

So is Connelly.

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Dave Hansen said:

Jason, Heras wouldn't be anywhere near Belgium on a rainy April day. Dave

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Heras, Jason wouldn't be anywhere near Roberto on a 15% grade

TV wins because that would be such a bizarre clip that we'd get to see it over and over. Sort
of like when Theismann had his leg broken and we got to see it 500 times from every angle in
slow motion.

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If Jason Waddell and Roberto Heras were off the front by 10 minutes with 40 kilometers to go

and a

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fist fight broke out with Jason

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wearing Carnac cycling shoes set up with Time cleats and Roberto wearing lighter Nike cycling

shoes with carbon soles and carbon

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cleats on a 15% grade during a rain storm somewhere in Belgium in mid-April and Roberto is

taking

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a 25 milligrams per day of Zyprexa

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approved by the UCI and USAC and Jason is hopped-up on contaminated vitamins that he purchased

at

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the Vitamin Cottage, who would

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win?

Jason, Heras wouldn't be anywhere near Belgium on a rainy April day. Dave

Heras, Jason wouldn't be anywhere near Roberto on a 15% grade

First off Heras would have to enter a Belgium race in Aptil. I looked at last years Belgium races
(in Aptil) and he wasn't entered in any of them. Jason on the other hand I could see racing in the
bad weather of Belgium in April Dave

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Ken Papai said:

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40 kilometers to go and a fist fight broke out with Jason

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wearing Carnac cycling shoes set up with Time cleats and Roberto

wearing

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lighter Nike cycling shoes with carbon soles and carbon

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cleats on a 15% grade during a rain storm somewhere in Belgium in

mid-April and Roberto is taking a 25 milligrams per day of Zyprexa

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approved by the UCI and USAC and Jason is hopped-up on contaminated

vitamins that he purchased at the Vitamin Cottage, who would win?

Jason is twice the size of Heras.

Could you post the URL for the side-by-side photo, please.

You know it's true Kyle, Jason's a "thick" sprinter type, in superb shape; and Heras is a thin,
skinny mountain goat.

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> If Jason Waddell and Roberto Heras were off the front by 10 minutes

with 40 kilometers to go

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and a

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fist fight broke out with Jason
> wearing Carnac cycling shoes set up with Time cleats and Roberto

wearing lighter Nike cycling

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shoes with carbon soles and carbon
> cleats on a 15% grade during a rain storm somewhere in Belgium in

mid-April and Roberto is

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taking

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a 25 milligrams per day of Zyprexa
> approved by the UCI and USAC and Jason is hopped-up on contaminated

vitamins that he purchased

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at

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the Vitamin Cottage, who would
> win?

Jason, Heras wouldn't be anywhere near Belgium on a rainy April day. Dave

Heras, Jason wouldn't be anywhere near Roberto on a 15% grade

First off Heras would have to enter a Belgium race in Aptil. I looked at

last years Belgium races

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(in Aptil) and he wasn't entered in any of them. Jason on the other hand I

could see racing in the

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bad weather of Belgium in April Dave

Heras has more of a chance because at least he's on a team that does those races.

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> "EP" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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> > If Jason Waddell and Roberto Heras were off the front by 10 minutes

with 40 kilometers to go

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and a

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> fist fight broke out with Jason
> > wearing Carnac cycling shoes set up with Time cleats and Roberto

wearing lighter Nike cycling

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> shoes with carbon soles and carbon
> > cleats on a 15% grade during a rain storm somewhere in Belgium in

mid-April and Roberto is

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taking

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> a 25 milligrams per day of Zyprexa
> > approved by the UCI and USAC and Jason is hopped-up on contaminated

vitamins that he purchased

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at

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> the Vitamin Cottage, who would
> > win?
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> Jason, Heras wouldn't be anywhere near Belgium on a rainy April day. Dave

Heras, Jason wouldn't be anywhere near Roberto on a 15% grade

First off Heras would have to enter a Belgium race in Aptil. I looked at

last years Belgium races

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(in Aptil) and he wasn't entered in any of them. Jason on the other hand I

could see racing in the

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bad weather of Belgium in April Dave

Heras has more of a chance because at least he's on a team that does those races.

Uhhh. Really?

Dave

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> Jason, Heras wouldn't be anywhere near Belgium on a rainy April day.
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> Heras, Jason wouldn't be anywhere near Roberto on a 15% grade

First off Heras would have to enter a Belgium race in Aptil. I looked at

last years Belgium races

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(in Aptil) and he wasn't entered in any of them. Jason on the other hand I

could see racing in the

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bad weather of Belgium in April

Heras has more of a chance because at least he's on a team that does those races.

Uhhh. Really?

Really .... Postal sends a squad to almost all the spring races in Belgium and Northern France. Just
because Heras and Armstrong aren't there doesn't mean that the team isn't.

And since Postal enters the Classics, and whatever dinky US team Jason rides for doesn't, then there
is currently a much greater chance that that Heras will show up in Belgium.

More on the order of 1 in 100,000, instead of 1 in 1,000,000,000.

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>> Jason, Heras wouldn't be anywhere near Belgium on a rainy April day.
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>> Heras, Jason wouldn't be anywhere near Roberto on a 15% grade
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> First off Heras would have to enter a Belgium race in Aptil. I looked at
last years Belgium races
> (in Aptil) and he wasn't entered in any of them. Jason on the other hand I
could see racing in the
> bad weather of Belgium in April

Heras has more of a chance because at least he's on a team that does those races.

Uhhh. Really?

Really .... Postal sends a squad to almost all the spring races in Belgium and Northern France.
Just because Heras and Armstrong aren't there doesn't mean that the team isn't.

And since Postal enters the Classics, and whatever dinky US team Jason rides for doesn't, then
there is currently a much greater chance that that Heras will show up in Belgium.

More on the order of 1 in 100,000, instead of 1 in 1,000,000,000.3.

You don't say...gosh...I never realized that Dave

Jason would power down the 15% hill while Heras would bounce all over the road before ending up
in a ditch

Peter

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If Jason Waddell and Roberto Heras were off the front by 10 minutes with

40 kilometers to go and a fist fight broke out with Jason

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wearing Carnac cycling shoes set up with Time cleats and Roberto wearing

lighter Nike cycling shoes with carbon soles and carbon

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cleats on a 15% grade during a rain storm somewhere in Belgium in

mid-April and Roberto is taking a 25 milligrams per day of Zyprexa

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approved by the UCI and USAC and Jason is hopped-up on contaminated

vitamins that he purchased at the Vitamin Cottage, who would

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win?

Kyle Legate said:

On Wed, 8 Jan 2003, Ken Papai wrote:

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Jason is twice the size of Heras.

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Could you post the URL for the side-by-side photo, please.

hmm. interesting discussion, to say the least...

(is it twrue, what they say about you sprinters? it's twrue, it's twrue!)

heather

"Kyle Legate" <[email protected]...

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Jason is twice the size of Heras.

Could you post the URL for the side-by-side photo, please.

OK.... I get it.......

Dohh!! LOL.

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Subject: Waddell versus Heras From: "EP" [email hidden] Date: 1/7/03 9:02 PM
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If Jason Waddell and Roberto Heras were off the front by 10 minutes with 40 kilometers to go and a
fist fight broke out with Jason wearing Carnac cycling shoes set up with Time cleats and Roberto
wearing lighter Nike cycling shoes with carbon soles and carbon cleats on a 15% grade during a rain
storm somewhere in Belgium in mid-April and Roberto is taking a 25 milligrams per day of Zyprexa
approved by the UCI and USAC and Jason is hopped-up on contaminated vitamins that he purchased at
the Vitamin Cottage, who would win?

Waddell would win, but how long is that 15% grade????

thanks, jason

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If Jason Waddell and Roberto Heras were off the front by 10 minutes with 40 kilometers to go and a
fist fight broke out with Jason wearing Carnac cycling shoes set up with Time cleats and Roberto
wearing lighter Nike cycling shoes with carbon soles and carbon cleats on a 15% grade during a
rain storm somewhere in Belgium in mid-April and Roberto is taking a 25 milligrams per day of
Zyprexa approved by the UCI and USAC and Jason is hopped-up on contaminated vitamins that he
purchased at the Vitamin Cottage, who would win?

Just in case you are wondering, that wasn't very funny.

Deez Niznuts