Not sure what to do with my manboobs

It's obvious you failed to read the cautions on the label about the
serious side effects, shriveled testicles and truncated mental
functioning. One must give it to this spammer, it is among one of the
most creative uses of reverse psychology seen, it can swing
multi-dimentional ways and appeal to all inclinations. In this day of
organ transplants, he/she should have donated them for some flat chested
anorexia victum.

First, try replacing any major fat source in your diet with fresh
coconut oil (I like a brand called Coconut Oil Supreme) or shredded
coconut (I get 25 pound bags for $30 and then grind it to a powder).
If you hate coconut, use organic butter or palm kernel oil instead.
You must cook your own meals, because just about all prepared foods
contain way too much omega 6 PUFAs, even sandwiches, and salads are
really bad (due to the dressings). Also, any food that contains
cholesterol should be boiled, unless it's dairy, and then buy the whole
version of the product and make sure it's not homogenized or contains
carrageenan, locut bean, guar, or carob. Eat fresh fruit, but go easy
on the high fructose fruit, like apples and grapes. Tropical fruits
and berrie/cherries are best (try to get organic). It will taked a few
weeks, but I think you'll be very pleased with the results. The big
problem is usually that people don't "stick to the program," but
instead say to themselves, "I'm only 'cheating' a little, so it's
okay." It's not okay, because you are feeding the inflammation,
supplying the omega 6s needed to fuel it.

Good luck.

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Quoted message said:

First, try replacing any major fat source in your diet with fresh
coconut oil (I like a brand called Coconut Oil Supreme) or shredded
coconut (I get 25 pound bags for $30 and then grind it to a powder).
If you hate coconut, use organic butter or palm kernel oil instead.
You must cook your own meals, because just about all prepared foods
contain way too much omega 6 PUFAs, even sandwiches, and salads are
really bad (due to the dressings). Also, any food that contains
cholesterol should be boiled, unless it's dairy, and then buy the whole
version of the product and make sure it's not homogenized or contains
carrageenan, locut bean, guar, or carob. Eat fresh fruit, but go easy
on the high fructose fruit, like apples and grapes. Tropical fruits
and berrie/cherries are best (try to get organic). It will taked a few
weeks, but I think you'll be very pleased with the results. The big
problem is usually that people don't "stick to the program," but
instead say to themselves, "I'm only 'cheating' a little, so it's
okay." It's not okay, because you are feeding the inflammation,
supplying the omega 6s needed to fuel it.

Good luck.

did you even read a single word of the original post? (not that it was
really worth the time..)

That stuff does NOT work!!!! It only makes them sore, not any
bigger....

......ummm.... that is according to a friend of mine...... one of those
flat-chested anorexic sorts....

In article <[email hidden]>,

Deuteros said:

Even though I am male, I also have many lovers who enjoy having a sexually
ambiguous partner. While I do not desire to leave my considerable
masculinity by the wayside, I was willing to alter my physical appearance to
a small degree to please these lovers. To that end, I purchased several
bottles of Quick Bust. I have been taking Quick Bust for approximately six
months now, and am proud to announce that I now have appreciable manboobs.
However, I was disappointed to learn that these manboobs do not just
disappear on their own. I will need to have them surgically removed. I feel
Quick Bust should have indicated as much on their packaging. On the plus
side, I did manage to begin a torrid and illicit affair with the
anesthesiologist at my plastic surgeon's office, so I guess all is not lost!

Should have thought of that before you took the supplement...... ;-)

BTW, does Quickbust work for wimmin???

Enquiring minds want to know!
--
Om.

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-[censored]." -Jack Nicholson

In article <[email hidden]>,

Quoted message said:

.....ummm.... that is according to a friend of mine...... one of those
flat-chested anorexic sorts....

Right. ;-)
--
Om.

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-[censored]." -Jack Nicholson

In article <[email hidden]>,

OmManiPadmeOmelet said:

In article <[email hidden]>,

Deuteros said:

Even though I am male, I also have many lovers who enjoy having a sexually
ambiguous partner. While I do not desire to leave my considerable
masculinity by the wayside, I was willing to alter my physical appearance to
a small degree to please these lovers. To that end, I purchased several
bottles of Quick Bust. I have been taking Quick Bust for approximately six
months now, and am proud to announce that I now have appreciable manboobs.
However, I was disappointed to learn that these manboobs do not just
disappear on their own. I will need to have them surgically removed. I feel
Quick Bust should have indicated as much on their packaging. On the plus
side, I did manage to begin a torrid and illicit affair with the
anesthesiologist at my plastic surgeon's office, so I guess all is not lost!

Should have thought of that before you took the supplement...... ;-)

BTW, does Quickbust work for wimmin???

Enquiring minds want to know!

Hello,
It's my guess that the anesthesiologist is a male. It's my guess that only
male homosexuals or women would take a product called Quick Bust. To be
honest, I think that the original poster is lying. I doubt there is a
product called Quick Bust and even if there is such a product--it would
not work. Otherwise, why would women ever need to go to a plastic surgean
related to breast surgery.
Jason

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"honest, I think that the original poster is lying. I doubt there is a
product called Quick Bust and even if there is such a product--it would
not work. Otherwise, why would women ever need to go to a plastic surgean
related to breast surgery."

There is, a google reveals. He/she was a clear spammer for the product
and pitched it to appeal to women just for the reason you mention and to
the undecided for whatever rise it might get from them.

In article <[email hidden]>,

(Jason) said:

In article <[email hidden]>,

OmManiPadmeOmelet said:

In article <[email hidden]>,

Deuteros said:

Even though I am male, I also have many lovers who enjoy having a
sexually
ambiguous partner. While I do not desire to leave my considerable
masculinity by the wayside, I was willing to alter my physical appearance
to
a small degree to please these lovers. To that end, I purchased several
bottles of Quick Bust. I have been taking Quick Bust for approximately
six
months now, and am proud to announce that I now have appreciable
manboobs.
However, I was disappointed to learn that these manboobs do not just
disappear on their own. I will need to have them surgically removed. I
feel
Quick Bust should have indicated as much on their packaging. On the plus
side, I did manage to begin a torrid and illicit affair with the
anesthesiologist at my plastic surgeon's office, so I guess all is not
lost!

Should have thought of that before you took the supplement...... ;-)

BTW, does Quickbust work for wimmin???

Enquiring minds want to know!

Hello,
It's my guess that the anesthesiologist is a male. It's my guess that only
male homosexuals or women would take a product called Quick Bust. To be
honest, I think that the original poster is lying. I doubt there is a
product called Quick Bust and even if there is such a product--it would
not work. Otherwise, why would women ever need to go to a plastic surgean
related to breast surgery.
Jason

It was a troll...

I knew that. ;-)

Cheers!
--
Om.

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-[censored]." -Jack Nicholson

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Quoted message said:

"honest, I think that the original poster is lying. I doubt there is a
product called Quick Bust and even if there is such a product--it would
not work. Otherwise, why would women ever need to go to a plastic surgean
related to breast surgery."

There is, a google reveals. He/she was a clear spammer for the product
and pitched it to appeal to women just for the reason you mention and to
the undecided for whatever rise it might get from them.

I know cimetidine (Tagamet) can cause gynecomastia. It's a pretty common
side-effect. I mean, if you're a man looking for some manboobs, generic
cimetidine is probably cheaper than Quickbust, and probably a lot more
effective.

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/entrez/query.fcgi?cmd=Retrieve&db=PubMed&list_uids=8136667&dopt=Citation

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Quoted message said:

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Quoted message said:

"honest, I think that the original poster is lying. I doubt there is a
product called Quick Bust and even if there is such a product--it would
not work. Otherwise, why would women ever need to go to a plastic surgean
related to breast surgery."

There is, a google reveals. He/she was a clear spammer for the product
and pitched it to appeal to women just for the reason you mention and to
the undecided for whatever rise it might get from them.

I know cimetidine (Tagamet) can cause gynecomastia. It's a pretty common
side-effect. I mean, if you're a man looking for some manboobs, generic
cimetidine is probably cheaper than Quickbust, and probably a lot more
effective.

Marijuana has that effect as well, but it's probably more expensive than
either cimetidine or Quickburst. It's also sold through MLM, but one that is
more like to earn money than most such marketing arrangements.

;o) Rich

Deuteros said:

However, I was disappointed to learn that these manboobs do not just
disappear on their own. I will need to have them surgically removed. I feel
Quick Bust should have indicated as much on their packaging. On the plus
side, I did manage to begin a torrid and illicit affair with the
anesthesiologist at my plastic surgeon's office, so I guess all is not lost!

All men have [censored]. They are either fat, flat, or muscle.

Men can also get breast cancer.

Just thought that the [censored] might want to know.