Not entirely OT: Are you a vitriolic?

Dans le message de news:OXQ2f.12713$Io.4612@clgrps13,
Jim Flom <[email hidden]> a réfléchi, et puis a déclaré :

Quoted message said:

There is no foolproof way of knowing if someone has a vitriol problem,
but you can ask yourself some questions that might begin to help you
determine if you or someone you know has a bile-burp problem.

1. Are you, yourself, uneasy about your caustic behavior, why you
denigrate, how much, and/or how you feel when you make someone feel
like [censored]?
2. Has someone close to you spoken to you about your vitriolic
behavior?
3. Do you belittle strangers at most social occasions you attend,
such as parties, dates or informal get-togethers?
4. Do you sometimes think that you need to put someone down with sly
and mean spirited inuendo to have a good time?
5. Do you seem to have more courage to meet and talk to people when
you have had a few zingers ready to put them down?
6. Do a few prickish insults allow you to be more yourself, more the
person you would like to be?
7. Have you ever taken a few potshots before going to class, to
work, or before dates or appointments to bolster your courage?
8. Do you keep a hitlist in your apartment or car so it will always
be handy if you need it?
9. Do you do things when you're a [censored] that you wouldn't do if you
were acting human?
10. When things go wrong with work, in your home life or with your
family, do you cut people down to forget about it or to make yourself
feel better?
11. Do you sometimes wonder what it would have been like to be normal
while you continue to be an [censored]?

The "test" above is not a foolproof diagnosis, but it is a rather good
indicator. One "yes" answer is reason to be alert to the possibility
that vitriol could be a problem for you. The likelihood that it is a
serious problem increases with each succeeding "yes," and even two
"yes" answers should be considered a danger sign. It may mean that you
are using vitriol to deal with your incredibly small penis. While this
may not be a problem now, it could set up a pattern that will lead to
a more serious problem for you as your other inadequacies become more
apparent. You may want to start now to develop some other methods of
coping with stress and stop being a complete and utter [censored]. You
can do this on your own or with the help of friends, but if you would
like some professional help, consider contacting these agencies:
Vitriol Resource Center or [censored] Anonymous.

I didn't write it -- I'm just the messenger.

No to 1-11. I'm just peevish.
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Bonne route !

Sandy
Verneuil-sur-Seine FR

Sandy said:

Dans le message de news:OXQ2f.12713$Io.4612@clgrps13,
Jim Flom <[email hidden]> a réfléchi, et puis a déclaré:

Quoted message said:

There is no foolproof way of knowing if someone has a vitriol problem,
but you can ask yourself some questions that might begin to help you
determine if you or someone you know has a bile-burp problem.

1. Are you, yourself, uneasy about your caustic behavior, why you
denigrate, how much, and/or how you feel when you make someone feel
like [censored]?
2. Has someone close to you spoken to you about your vitriolic
behavior?
3. Do you belittle strangers at most social occasions you attend,
such as parties, dates or informal get-togethers?
4. Do you sometimes think that you need to put someone down with sly
and mean spirited inuendo to have a good time?
5. Do you seem to have more courage to meet and talk to people when
you have had a few zingers ready to put them down?
6. Do a few prickish insults allow you to be more yourself, more the
person you would like to be?
7. Have you ever taken a few potshots before going to class, to
work, or before dates or appointments to bolster your courage?
8. Do you keep a hitlist in your apartment or car so it will always
be handy if you need it?
9. Do you do things when you're a [censored] that you wouldn't do if you
were acting human?
10. When things go wrong with work, in your home life or with your
family, do you cut people down to forget about it or to make yourself
feel better?
11. Do you sometimes wonder what it would have been like to be normal
while you continue to be an [censored]?

The "test" above is not a foolproof diagnosis, but it is a rather good
indicator. One "yes" answer is reason to be alert to the possibility
that vitriol could be a problem for you. The likelihood that it is a
serious problem increases with each succeeding "yes," and even two
"yes" answers should be considered a danger sign. It may mean that you
are using vitriol to deal with your incredibly small penis. While this
may not be a problem now, it could set up a pattern that will lead to
a more serious problem for you as your other inadequacies become more
apparent. You may want to start now to develop some other methods of
coping with stress and stop being a complete and utter [censored]. You
can do this on your own or with the help of friends, but if you would
like some professional help, consider contacting these agencies:
Vitriol Resource Center or [censored] Anonymous.

I didn't write it -- I'm just the messenger.

No to 1-11. I'm just peevish.
--
Bonne route !

Sandy
Verneuil-sur-Seine FR

Yep, but that list sure as hell covers a lot of people around here,
except for #1 because they revel in it.
Bill C

Jim Flom said:

There is no foolproof way of knowing if someone has a vitriol problem,
but you can ask yourself some questions that might begin to help you
determine if you or someone you know has a bile-burp problem.

1. Are you, yourself, uneasy about your caustic behavior, why you
denigrate, how much, and/or how you feel when you make someone feel
like [censored]?
2. Has someone close to you spoken to you about your vitriolic
behavior?
3. Do you belittle strangers at most social occasions you attend,
such as parties, dates or informal get-togethers?
4. Do you sometimes think that you need to put someone down with sly
and mean spirited inuendo to have a good time?
5. Do you seem to have more courage to meet and talk to people when
you have had a few zingers ready to put them down?
6. Do a few prickish insults allow you to be more yourself, more the
person you would like to be?
7. Have you ever taken a few potshots before going to class, to
work, or before dates or appointments to bolster your courage?
8. Do you keep a hitlist in your apartment or car so it will always
be handy if you need it?
9. Do you do things when you're a [censored] that you wouldn't do if you
were acting human?
10. When things go wrong with work, in your home life or with your
family, do you cut people down to forget about it or to make yourself
feel better?
11. Do you sometimes wonder what it would have been like to be normal
while you continue to be an [censored]?

The "test" above is not a foolproof diagnosis, but it is a rather good
indicator. One "yes" answer is reason to be alert to the possibility
that vitriol could be a problem for you. The likelihood that it is a
serious problem increases with each succeeding "yes," and even two
"yes" answers should be considered a danger sign. It may mean that you
are using vitriol to deal with your incredibly small penis. While this
may not be a problem now, it could set up a pattern that will lead to a
more serious problem for you as your other inadequacies become more
apparent. You may want to start now to develop some other methods of
coping with stress and stop being a complete and utter [censored]. You can
do this on your own or with the help of friends, but if you would like
some professional help, consider contacting these agencies: Vitriol
Resource Center or [censored] Anonymous.

I didn't write it -- I'm just the messenger.

JF

Who you calling vitre--whatever the hell you calling me...

[censored].

Steve

--
Mark & Steven Bornfeld DDS
http://www.dentaltwins.com
Brooklyn, NY
718-258-5001

Sandy said:

No to 1-11. I'm just peevish.

ok, i'll quit talking on this subject and go for a bike ride or
something, but here's a story that might make you smile:

i was walking my son to his game on saturday morning, when i declared
out of nowhere that i was cranky.

and my kid says, "cranky!!?? why?"

so i ask, "sometimes don't you just look around and think, boy am i
crabby today?"

and he says, "er, no...."

so i comment, "i guess you didn't inherit my cranky genes."

and he literally mutters (as if i can't hear him, even though he know i
can), "thank god..."

at least you're only "slightly peevish" 😉
heather

h squared said:

so i comment, "i guess you didn't inherit my cranky genes."

Dumbass -

That moodiness, lack of emotional stability, temporary lack of
self-esteem, whatever you want to call it, it's usually just a chick
thing.

Your son is a guy. FYI.

thanks,

K. Gringioni.

Jim Flom said:

There is no foolproof way of knowing if someone has a vitriol problem,
but you can ask yourself some questions that might begin to help you
determine if you or someone you know has a bile-burp problem.

When my humours are out of balance, I tend to become splenetic, followed
by a bout of the vapors.

Kurgan Gringioni said:

h squared said:

so i comment, "i guess you didn't inherit my cranky genes."

Dumbass -

That moodiness, lack of emotional stability, temporary lack of
self-esteem, whatever you want to call it, it's usually just a chick
thing.

Then how the hell do you explain Lafferty?

Jay S. Hill said:

When my humours are out of balance, I tend to become splenetic, followed
by a bout of the vapors.

Try to give us a little advance warning on the vapors, pleeze.

Steve

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Jay S. Hill said:

Jim Flom said:

There is no foolproof way of knowing if someone has a vitriol problem,
but you can ask yourself some questions that might begin to help you
determine if you or someone you know has a bile-burp problem.

When my humours are out of balance, I tend to become splenetic, followed
by a bout of the vapors.

I recommend seeing a good barber post haste for a proper bleeding.

Tim Lines said:

Kurgan Gringioni said:

h squared said:

so i comment, "i guess you didn't inherit my cranky genes."

Dumbass -

That moodiness, lack of emotional stability, temporary lack of
self-esteem, whatever you want to call it, it's usually just a chick
thing.

Then how the hell do you explain Lafferty?

The moodiness, instability and lack of self-esteem are common
to men, women, and Lafferty. It's admitting those feelings
that's a chick thing.

Ben
me, cranky?

Kurgan Gringioni said:

That moodiness, lack of emotional stability, temporary lack of
self-esteem, whatever you want to call it, it's usually just a chick
thing.

However, controlled studies have indicated a tendency for these
characteristics to transfer between genders with a predictable frequency
on the order of 2,420,000 seconds.

On 11 Oct 2005 17:28:33 -0700, "Mike Bruno" <[email hidden]>

Quoted message said:

I recommend seeing a good barber post haste for a proper bleeding.

Little known professional secret: This can be done at home with no
professional help with the simple application of a 2 by 4 to the
forehead. You may have to resort to multiple applications before
satisfactory flow is achieved and maintained.

After the needle discussion, I feel that I should point out that a 1
1/2" by 3 1/2" or a 1 3/4" by 3 3/4" may be used instead. Or any items
from the following page:

http://store.lollysirishgifts.com/irblwast2.html

Bleeding is your right - don't let any professional stand between you
and the exercise of your rights. Unless you want them to.

Curtis L. Russell
Odenton, MD (USA)
Just someone on two wheels...

Jim Flom said:

It may mean that you
are using vitriol to deal with your incredibly small penis.

That is actually very likely. Vitriolic behaviour among men have
statistically been proven to be correlated to small penis
carriagementation. That's why I always say: Enlarge your penis, problem
solved. And speaking of penile enlargement:

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(the Corpus Spongiosum). These three chambers contain spaces between
networks of tissue. So when the penis is in a resting state (or
flaccid), the spaces are reduced and the tissue is condensed. However
during erection, the blood flows into the chambers causing the penis to
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The amount of blood these chambers can hold determines the size of the
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All the best,

Harry Manring

My personal home page: http://www.freewebs.com/harrymanring
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