Smogbox Colloquisms

GPW said:

from my motorcycling, tree hugging and car nut acquaintances:

Harley Davidson - Hardly Rideable, Harley Ferguson etc etc .......
Volvo - Ovlov (motorcyclists cant bear to mention the name)
Land Cruiser - Land Bruiser
Land Rover - Land Raper
Porsche - Porker
Fiat - Fix It Again Tony
VW Beetle - [censored]'s Revenge
my Commodore - was always the Conformadore

Ford Failed On Race Day Fixed Or Repaired Daily
Holden Just barely Holden together

quote='dave'GPW said:

from my motorcycling, tree hugging and car nut acquaintances:

Harley Davidson - Hardly Rideable, Harley Ferguson etc etc .......
Volvo - Ovlov (motorcyclists cant bear to mention the name)
Land Cruiser - Land Bruiser
Land Rover - Land Raper
Porsche - Porker
Fiat - Fix It Again Tony
VW Beetle - [censored]'s Revenge
my Commodore - was always the Conformadore

Ford Failed On Race Day Fixed Or Repaired Daily
Holden Just barely Holden together[/QUOTE]

God, how i could forget.. FORD... or.. found on rubbish dump...

coowoowoo said:

God, how i could forget.. FORD... or.. found on rubbish dump...

Olduns but gooduns.. here's a bunch more:
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hippy

coowoowoo said:

dave said:

GPW said:

from my motorcycling, tree hugging and car nut acquaintances:

Harley Davidson - Hardly Rideable, Harley Ferguson etc etc .......
Volvo - Ovlov (motorcyclists cant bear to mention the name)
Land Cruiser - Land Bruiser
Land Rover - Land Raper
Porsche - Porker
Fiat - Fix It Again Tony
VW Beetle - [censored]'s Revenge
my Commodore - was always the Conformadore

Ford Failed On Race Day Fixed Or Repaired Daily
Holden Just barely Holden together

God, how i could forget.. FORD... or.. found on rubbish dump...

What about the guy who calls his car "Clitoris" cause it's a Commodore,
and every c**ts got one!

BrettS said:

What about the guy who calls his car "Clitoris" cause it's a Commodore,
and every c**ts got one!

As a stereotypical male (ha!) I feel obliged to respond with:
What? EVERY one? Are you sure? Where?

hippy
:P

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dave said:

GPW said:

from my motorcycling, tree hugging and car nut acquaintances:

Harley Davidson - Hardly Rideable, Harley Ferguson etc etc .......
Volvo - Ovlov (motorcyclists cant bear to mention the name)
Land Cruiser - Land Bruiser
Land Rover - Land Raper
Porsche - Porker
Fiat - Fix It Again Tony
VW Beetle - [censored]'s Revenge
my Commodore - was always the Conformadore

Ford Failed On Race Day Fixed Or Repaired Daily
Holden Just barely Holden together

God, how i could forget.. FORD... or.. found on rubbish dump...

--
coowoowoo

I was always told that Holden was an acronym for "Hole, Oil Leaks, Dents and
Engine Noises.

Resound said:

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dave said:

GPW wrote:

>from my motorcycling, tree hugging and car nut acquaintances:
>
>Harley Davidson - Hardly Rideable, Harley Ferguson etc etc .......
>Volvo - Ovlov (motorcyclists cant bear to mention the name)
>Land Cruiser - Land Bruiser
>Land Rover - Land Raper
>Porsche - Porker
>Fiat - Fix It Again Tony
>VW Beetle - [censored]'s Revenge
>my Commodore - was always the Conformadore
>

Ford Failed On Race Day Fixed Or Repaired Daily
Holden Just barely Holden together

God, how i could forget.. FORD... or.. found on rubbish dump...

--
coowoowoo

I was always told that Holden was an acronym for "Hole, Oil Leaks, Dents and
Engine Noises.

HOLDEN = Hope Our Luck Doesn't End Now

Bleve said:

And then, there's ricemobiles - eg Excels with wankerwings and such.

rice burners

powered shopping trolleys

express handbags

magic makeup machine

smog monsters

mobile boom box

mobile phone booth

bint mobiles

knob rockets

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Volvo - Ovlov (motorcyclists cant bear to mention the name)

Volvo: a by=product of the Swedish arms industry that soft-minded
people mistake for a car.