Re: Way, way OT: PC stuff/rant

"LT" <[email hidden]> looking for trouble wrote in
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I'm going to ignore it and thank you for answering. It was a rant. It's
just not worth getting my ire up.

Hey, I like a good rant every now and then, especially when I can relate.

The women (loosely used term) is no doubt staring in her own movie, and
you're just an extra.

Larry T

We are talking a quiet and very private drive. She went nuts on me. Well,
I guess the Gay Pride Flag I had planned is cancelled. I got this off my
chest.

Michael

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"Michael "Dog3" Lonergan" <[email hidden]> wrote

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We are talking a quiet and very private drive. She went nuts on me. Well,
I guess the Gay Pride Flag I had planned is cancelled. I got this off my
chest.

Her loss, Michael, the hell with her, she's got the problem, not you.
Though, maybe you should stop skipping around the neighborhood in
that gay Ungaro frock you like so much. Just a thought.

nancy

"Nancy Young" <[email hidden]> looking for trouble wrote in
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"Michael "Dog3" Lonergan" <[email hidden]> wrote

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We are talking a quiet and very private drive. She went nuts on me.
Well, I guess the Gay Pride Flag I had planned is cancelled. I got
this off my chest.

Her loss, Michael, the hell with her, she's got the problem, not you.
Though, maybe you should stop skipping around the neighborhood in
that gay Ungaro frock you like so much. Just a thought.

nancy

That is so funny and I do not do that but Gawd... Thanks for the laugh. Me
in a pink Mu Mu in this neighborhood would be a riot.

Michael

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"Michael "Dog3" Lonergan" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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"LT" <[email hidden]> looking for trouble wrote in
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I'm going to ignore it and thank you for answering. It was a rant. It's
just not worth getting my ire up.

Hey, I like a good rant every now and then, especially when I can relate.

The women (loosely used term) is no doubt staring in her own movie, and
you're just an extra.

Larry T

We are talking a quiet and very private drive. She went nuts on me. Well,
I guess the Gay Pride Flag I had planned is cancelled. I got this off my
chest.

Michael

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now owns all keyboards and computing devices in the household and has the
final say on what is, or is not, posted.
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I've met her two sisters. . .one in my neighborhood (exactly the same with
minding everybody else's business and not keeping her house in order) and
another is a customer. I practiced being professionally polite and
non-personal all this year even though my husband says she deserves to have
her [censored] braided. People like that, you sure aren't going to change them
because they've lived their entire lives being mean and nasty to get their
own way.
Janet

even though my husband says she deserves to have
her [censored] braided.

Sounds like a man on a mission LOL

Larry T

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"LT" <[email hidden]> looking for trouble wrote in
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> I'm going to ignore it and thank you for answering. It was a rant. It's
> just not worth getting my ire up.

Hey, I like a good rant every now and then, especially when I can
relate.

The women (loosely used term) is no doubt staring in her own movie, and
you're just an extra.

Larry T

We are talking a quiet and very private drive. She went nuts on me.
Well,
I guess the Gay Pride Flag I had planned is cancelled. I got this off my
chest.

Michael

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All gramatical errors and misspellings due to Ramsey the cyber kitten. He
now owns all keyboards and computing devices in the household and has the
final say on what is, or is not, posted.
Send email to dog30 at charter dot net

I've met her two sisters. . .one in my neighborhood (exactly the same with
minding everybody else's business and not keeping her house in order) and
another is a customer. I practiced being professionally polite and
non-personal all this year even though my husband says she deserves to
have her [censored] braided. People like that, you sure aren't going to change
them because they've lived their entire lives being mean and nasty to get
their own way.
Janet

I think they have a brother! My band briefly had the services of a drummer.
One day, we said we were going to a blues club to try out a few of the songs
we'd rehearsed. He said he wouldn't play in "places like that" because there
were usually black people in the audience. Goodbye, drummer.

Nancy Young said:

Her loss, Michael, the hell with her, she's got the problem, not you.
Though, maybe you should stop skipping around the neighborhood in
that gay Ungaro frock you like so much. Just a thought.

Learn a new word or phrase every day, an old teacher used to say. I
didn't know what an "Ungaro frock" was, so I googled it. Found a bunch
of citations of "gay as an Ungaro spring frock." Who'd a thunk it?
Found some pictures, too, but there were only women wearing them. ;-)
-aem

"aem" <[email hidden]> wrote

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Nancy Young said:

Her loss, Michael, the hell with her, she's got the problem, not you.
Though, maybe you should stop skipping around the neighborhood in
that gay Ungaro frock you like so much. Just a thought.

Learn a new word or phrase every day, an old teacher used to say. I
didn't know what an "Ungaro frock" was, so I googled it. Found a bunch
of citations of "gay as an Ungaro spring frock." Who'd a thunk it?
Found some pictures, too, but there were only women wearing them. ;-)

I forgot the spring!! Dammit! Been a while since I heard that one, who
knows where I did, anyway.

nancy

Michael "Dog3" Lonergan wrote on 28 Nov 2005 in rec.food.cooking

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That is so funny and I do not do that but Gawd... Thanks for the
laugh. Me in a pink Mu Mu in this neighborhood would be a riot.

Michael

I think Day-Glow Pink...And several friends in spandex short
shorts...Perhaps you'll get lucky and she'll either move or spontaniously
explode...Oh! don't forget the make-up...

Disclaimer... live and let live is my motto.
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The eyes are the mirrors....
But the ears...Ah the ears.
The ears keep the hat up.

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"Nancy Young" <[email hidden]> looking for trouble wrote in
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"Michael "Dog3" Lonergan" <[email hidden]> wrote

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We are talking a quiet and very private drive. She went nuts on me.
Well, I guess the Gay Pride Flag I had planned is cancelled. I got
this off my chest.

Her loss, Michael, the hell with her, she's got the problem, not you.
Though, maybe you should stop skipping around the neighborhood in
that gay Ungaro frock you like so much. Just a thought.

nancy

That is so funny and I do not do that but Gawd... Thanks for the laugh.
Me
in a pink Mu Mu in this neighborhood would be a riot.

Buy her a copy of the movie "Flawless". She'll go out of her mind. Great
movie, by the way:

Homophobe Walt Koontz (Robert De Niro) suffers a debilitating stroke and
must take theraputic singing lessons (for his paralyzed larynx). But the guy
doling out the lessons happens to be his next-door neighbor, Rusty Zimmerman
(Philip Seymour Hoffman) -- a florid drag queen who despises bigoted
straight people. With luck, maybe the two men will meet in the middle.

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"Michael "Dog3" Lonergan" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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"Nancy Young" <[email hidden]> looking for trouble wrote in
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"Michael "Dog3" Lonergan" <[email hidden]> wrote

> We are talking a quiet and very private drive. She went nuts on
> me. Well, I guess the Gay Pride Flag I had planned is cancelled. I
> got this off my chest.

Her loss, Michael, the hell with her, she's got the problem, not
you. Though, maybe you should stop skipping around the neighborhood
in that gay Ungaro frock you like so much. Just a thought.

nancy

That is so funny and I do not do that but Gawd... Thanks for the
laugh. Me
in a pink Mu Mu in this neighborhood would be a riot.

Buy her a copy of the movie "Flawless". She'll go out of her mind.
Great movie, by the way:

Homophobe Walt Koontz (Robert De Niro) suffers a debilitating stroke
and must take theraputic singing lessons (for his paralyzed larynx).
But the guy doling out the lessons happens to be his next-door
neighbor, Rusty Zimmerman (Philip Seymour Hoffman) -- a florid drag
queen who despises bigoted straight people. With luck, maybe the two
men will meet in the middle.

That was a great movie. Did you see "As Good as it Gets"? That is so
much my lifestyle and I related to it so much (I don't live it BTW) Greg
Kinnear was a scream and Helen Hunt was fantastic. Nicholson was good too
but the other 2 were much better. I have to watch it again. I know I have
a VHS of it around here somewhere.

Michael

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Michael 'Dog3' Lonergan said:

Me in a pink Mu Mu in this neighborhood would be a riot.

My immediate thought was for you to flounce out for the morning paper
dressed in a pink feather trimmed bathrobe, wearing a pink kerchief on
your head (how studly) and color coordinated slippers with matching
pom-poms on your feet. A June Cleaver set of pearls would complete
the ensemble.

😉 Of course, I don't have neighbors who might flatten me with their
SUVs... but I do have an active imagination. So - caveat emptor.
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Mr Libido Incognito said:

Michael "Dog3" Lonergan wrote on 28 Nov 2005 in rec.food.cooking

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That is so funny and I do not do that but Gawd... Thanks for the
laugh. Me in a pink Mu Mu in this neighborhood would be a riot.

Michael

I think Day-Glow Pink...And several friends in spandex short
shorts...Perhaps you'll get lucky and she'll either move or spontaniously
explode...Oh! don't forget the make-up...

I couldn't pass it up - Disclaimer... liver and more liver is my motto!
It's the shoes, Mike - the shoes, the lady dog is after your shoes.
Macho or miso, just don't call us late for dinner.
Edrena

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Michael "Dog3" Lonergan wrote on 28 Nov 2005 in rec.food.cooking

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That is so funny and I do not do that but Gawd... Thanks for the
laugh. Me in a pink Mu Mu in this neighborhood would be a riot.

Michael

I think Day-Glow Pink...And several friends in spandex short
shorts...Perhaps you'll get lucky and she'll either move or
spontaniously explode...Oh! don't forget the make-up...

I couldn't pass it up - Disclaimer... liver and more liver is my
motto! It's the shoes, Mike - the shoes, the lady dog is after your
shoes. Macho or miso, just don't call us late for dinner.
Edrena

Okay, this just cracks me up. I have SO lightened up about this,
especially reading the replys.

GAWD was I ever [censored]. It's now over and done. All you RFCers can be
such a hoot and mood lifter sometimes. Thanks to all for being here.

Michael

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"LT" <[email hidden]> looking for trouble wrote in
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even though my husband says she deserves to have
her [censored] braided.

Sounds like a man on a mission LOL

Larry T

Oh Gawd, how does one braid [censored]? Betcha' Sheldon will know.

Michael

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Michael 'Dog3' Lonergan said:

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Michael "Dog3" Lonergan wrote on 28 Nov 2005 in rec.food.cooking

> That is so funny and I do not do that but Gawd... Thanks for the
> laugh. Me in a pink Mu Mu in this neighborhood would be a riot.
>
> Michael
>
I think Day-Glow Pink...And several friends in spandex short
shorts...Perhaps you'll get lucky and she'll either move or
spontaniously explode...Oh! don't forget the make-up...

I couldn't pass it up - Disclaimer... liver and more liver is my
motto! It's the shoes, Mike - the shoes, the lady dog is after your
shoes. Macho or miso, just don't call us late for dinner.
Edrena

Okay, this just cracks me up. I have SO lightened up about this,
especially reading the replys.

GAWD was I ever [censored]. It's now over and done. All you RFCers can be
such a hoot and mood lifter sometimes. Thanks to all for being here.

Michael

I hope you learned a aluable lesson, mister! you are the face of gay in your
neighborhood and how do you think it looks when the gay guy is driving like a
maniac??? You have much to uphold here, stop making the rest of us look bad.
Sheesh.

Lady probably thinks all gay people drive like that now.

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"aem" <[email hidden]> looking for trouble wrote in
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Nancy Young said:

Her loss, Michael, the hell with her, she's got the problem, not you.
Though, maybe you should stop skipping around the neighborhood in
that gay Ungaro frock you like so much. Just a thought.

Learn a new word or phrase every day, an old teacher used to say. I
didn't know what an "Ungaro frock" was, so I googled it. Found a bunch
of citations of "gay as an Ungaro spring frock." Who'd a thunk it?
Found some pictures, too, but there were only women wearing them. ;-)
-aem

I look so main stream it's not funny. I might look a bit off in my black
boots, jeans and t-shirts but for the most part I think I look fine😉 I
apologize to the ng for waylaying a discussion but I have found the
responses hilarious. Thanks to all.

Michael

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"Michael "Dog3" Lonergan" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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"LT" <[email hidden]> looking for trouble wrote in
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even though my husband says she deserves to have
her [censored] braided.

Sounds like a man on a mission LOL

Larry T

Oh Gawd, how does one braid [censored]? Betcha' Sheldon will know.

Michael

I don't know, but the mental image is very satisfying. BTW, neighborhood
witch does take aim with her SUV at my husband while he's out walking the
dog. People like this are frightening because they have no control, they
just act. I can't count how many times she has sent the cops to my place
and how many times the cops have shown up at her place for extended visits.
Her favorite saying "I know people. . ." I don't know if that means hit men
or the mayor, but clearly she finds it a satisfying threat. So take care,
Michael. Ordinary angry people shout and sulk, people like this escalate
way out of what you can imagine.
Janet

Michael 'Dog3' Lonergan said:

That was a great movie. Did you see "As Good as it Gets"? That is so
much my lifestyle and I related to it so much (I don't live it BTW) Greg
Kinnear was a scream and Helen Hunt was fantastic. Nicholson was good too
but the other 2 were much better. I have to watch it again. I know I have
a VHS of it around here somewhere.

Michael

I liked "But I'm a Cheerleader" much better. 🙂
Michael- just kill her with kindness when you see her. Better yet, if
ever you're in front of witnesses (that embarrassment factor) joke to
her that when she was new and shouted "[censored]" at you, you just figured
she was new in town and you understood how stressful those first
impressions are on some. You forgive her <insert cheesy smile>. Let her
squirm. But also let her get to know you. Kill her with kindness.. she
might come around to realize how ignorant she truly is?
Goomba