Chuckle of the Day

Andy said:

http://tinyurl.com/966r5

Oohh!! I bet he did it, too!!!

I still did not find yesterday's chuckle. :o(

Andy q said:

http://tinyurl.com/966r5

I hate to break it to you, Andy, but these aren't funny.

nb

Andy <q> looking for trouble wrote in
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Quoted message said:

http://tinyurl.com/966r5

Gawd... If only I could train the dogs to do it.

Michael

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notbob said:

Andy q said:

http://tinyurl.com/966r5

I hate to break it to you, Andy, but these aren't funny.

nb

nb, I believe that one's Sense Of Humor differs greatly from one
person to another. I thought this Chuckle was funny, cute and only
too true. Have you never told your dog or cat to make breakfast for
you, for a change, when it wants you to get out of bed early in the
morning, to fix the morning meal? :o)

notbob said:

Andy q said:

http://tinyurl.com/966r5

I hate to break it to you, Andy, but these aren't funny.

nb

Don't worry nb, I get that all the time!

--
Andy

Margaret Suran said:

Andy said:

http://tinyurl.com/966r5

Oohh!! I bet he did it, too!!!

I still did not find yesterday's chuckle. :o(

Gosh Margaret,

I answered your PING:Andy with it. ???

Here it is again:

http://tinyurl.com/d5ma3

--
Andy
http://tinyurl.com/dzl7h

Andy q said:

Don't worry nb, I get that all the time!

Andy, you'd like my dad. He's all the time calling me up with the
world's corniest jokes. Today's gem:

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?".

Moral: A bad joke from my dad is better than no dad. 😉

nb

Andy said:

Margaret Suran said:

Andy said:

http://tinyurl.com/966r5

Oohh!! I bet he did it, too!!!

I still did not find yesterday's chuckle. :o(

Gosh Margaret,

I answered your PING:Andy with it. ???

Here it is again:

http://tinyurl.com/d5ma3

Thank you, Andy, I did not find a reply from you yesterday. I kept
looking all day long. As a matter of fact, I looked for it again last
night before turning off the computer for the night. There was
nothing. :o(

Margaret Suran said:

too true. Have you never told your dog or cat to make breakfast for
you, for a change, when it wants you to get out of bed early in the
morning, to fix the morning meal? :o)

No. But, my sense of humor is currently being put to the test by
watching CSEB's airing of The Terror of Tiny Town. No small feat!

nb

Margaret Suran said:

too true. Have you never told your dog or cat to make breakfast for
you, for a change, when it wants you to get out of bed early in the
morning, to fix the morning meal? :o)

No. But, my sense of humor is currently being put to the test by
watching CSEB's airing of The Terror of Tiny Town. No small feat!

nb

On Sat, 03 Dec 2005 06:51:09 -0600, notbob <[email hidden]>
connected the dots and wrote:

~On 2005-12-03, Andy <q> wrote:
~
~> Don't worry nb, I get that all the time!
~
~Andy, you'd like my dad. He's all the time calling me up with the
~world's corniest jokes. Today's gem:
~
~A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?".
~
~Moral: A bad joke from my dad is better than no dad. 😉
~
~nb

A termite walks into a bar and asks "is the bar tender here?"

A man walks into a bar with a piece of asphalt under his arm. He
drops it on the counter, and says to the bartender "One for me and one
for the road."

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender asks
"What is this, some sort of a joke?"

maxine in ri, who knows a different horse-in-a-bar joke

maxine in ri said:

On Sat, 03 Dec 2005 06:51:09 -0600, notbob <[email hidden]>
connected the dots and wrote:

~On 2005-12-03, Andy <q> wrote:
~
~> Don't worry nb, I get that all the time!
~
~Andy, you'd like my dad. He's all the time calling me up with the
~world's corniest jokes. Today's gem:
~
~A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?".
~
~Moral: A bad joke from my dad is better than no dad. 😉
~
~nb

A termite walks into a bar and asks "is the bar tender here?"

A man walks into a bar with a piece of asphalt under his arm. He
drops it on the counter, and says to the bartender "One for me and one
for the road."

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender asks
"What is this, some sort of a joke?"

maxine in ri, who knows a different horse-in-a-bar joke

A young man walks into a bar and says "Bartender, ten shots of tequilla
please!"

The bartender pours one shot and puts it before the man. "No ten shots.
Line 'em up in a row!" the young man insists

Reluctantly the bartender complies. At this point, the young man drinks
all ten shots in quick succession.

The bartender asks, "What's that all about?" The young man replies "I'm
celebrating my first blow job!" The bartender smiles and says "well,
hell, here's one on the house."

"No thanks," said the young man, waving him off, "if ten don't kill the
taste nothing will."

--
Andy
http://tinyurl.com/dzl7h

On Sat 03 Dec 2005 06:00:18a, Thus Spake Zarathustra, or was it Margaret
Suran?

Quoted message said:

Andy said:

Margaret Suran said:

Andy wrote:

>http://tinyurl.com/966r5

Oohh!! I bet he did it, too!!!

I still did not find yesterday's chuckle. :o(

Gosh Margaret,

I answered your PING:Andy with it. ???

Here it is again:

http://tinyurl.com/d5ma3

Thank you, Andy, I did not find a reply from you yesterday. I kept
looking all day long. As a matter of fact, I looked for it again last
night before turning off the computer for the night. There was
nothing. :o(

Margaret, I also sent you the link to it.

--
Wayne Boatwright *¿*
_____________________________________________

A chicken in every pot is a *LOT* of chicken!

Wayne Boatwright said:

On Sat 03 Dec 2005 06:00:18a, Thus Spake Zarathustra, or was it Margaret
Suran?

Quoted message said:

Andy said:

Margaret Suran wrote:

>Andy wrote:
>
>
>>http://tinyurl.com/966r5
>
>
>Oohh!! I bet he did it, too!!!
>
>I still did not find yesterday's chuckle. :o(

Gosh Margaret,

I answered your PING:Andy with it. ???

Here it is again:

http://tinyurl.com/d5ma3

Thank you, Andy, I did not find a reply from you yesterday. I kept
looking all day long. As a matter of fact, I looked for it again last
night before turning off the computer for the night. There was
nothing. :o(

Margaret, I also sent you the link to it.

Wayne, I didn't see yours, either. I felt abandoned by all. :o) :o(

On Sat, 03 Dec 2005 09:43:34 -0500, maxine in ri <[email hidden]>

Quoted message said:

A termite walks into a bar and asks "is the bar tender here?"

A man walks into a bar with a piece of asphalt under his arm. He
drops it on the counter, and says to the bartender "One for me and one
for the road."

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender asks
"What is this, some sort of a joke?"

Man walks into a bar, and says "Ouch."

Parrot walks into a bar and says "Got any crackers, crackers,
crackers?" Bartender says no, parrot walks out. This happens four
days in a row, with the bartender getting increasingly irritated.
Fifth day, parrot walks in and says "Got any crackers, crackers,
crackers?" Bartender says "No, and if you come in here asking for
crackers one more time, I'm gonna nail your damn beak to the floor."
Next day, parrot walks in and says "Got any nails, nails, nails?"
Bartender, confused, says, "Um, no..." Parrot says, "Oh, good. Got
any crackers, crackers, crackers?"

serene