Carbon Dioxide From Mountain Bikers Contributing to Global WARMING

Mike Vandeman said:

Carbon Dioxide From Mountain Bikers Contributing to Global WARMING

Nah. We eat Mexican food /after/ the ride.

! ROTFL !

Bill Sornson said:

Mike Vandeman' (not) said:

Carbon Dioxide From Mountain Bikers Contributing to Global WARMING

Nah. We eat Mexican food /after/ the ride.

! ROTFL !

And yes I realize that the poster is a IMposter -- hopefully soon without an
ISP...

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Carbon Dioxide From Mike Vandeman Contributing to Global WARMING

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Carbon Dioxide From Mike Vandeman Contributing to Global WARMING

Carbon Dioxide From Mike Vandeman Contributing to Global WARMING

Carbon Dioxide From Mike Vandeman Contributing to Global WARMING

Carbon Dioxide From Mike Vandeman Contributing to Global WARMING

Carbon Dioxide From Mike Vandeman Contributing to Global WARMING

Carbon Dioxide From Mike Vandeman Contributing to Global WARMING

Carbon Dioxide From Mike Vandeman Contributing to Global WARMING

ahahaha... AHAHAHAHAHAHA......
Don't get Van exited or he will breath harder and aggravate the situation.
Thanks for the laugh, Jeff,
ahahaha... ahahanson

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Carbon Dioxide From Mike Vandeman Contributing to Global WARMING

Carbon Dioxide From Mike Vandeman Contributing to Global WARMING

Carbon Dioxide From Mike Vandeman Contributing to Global WARMING

Carbon Dioxide From Mike Vandeman Contributing to Global WARMING

Carbon Dioxide From Mike Vandeman Contributing to Global WARMING

Carbon Dioxide From Mike Vandeman Contributing to Global WARMING

Bill Sornson said:

Mike Vandeman said:

Carbon Dioxide From Mountain Bikers Contributing to Global WARMING

Nah. We eat Mexican food /after/ the ride.

Methane is as problematic as CO2.

Pete H

Yes, I realized smomeone is spoofing Mikey. As was observed a long time
ago, imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

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Bill Sornson said:

Mike Vandeman said:

Carbon Dioxide From Mountain Bikers Contributing to Global WARMING

Nah. We eat Mexican food /after/ the ride.

Methane is as problematic as CO2.

Pete H

Yes, I realized smomeone is spoofing Mikey. As was observed a long time
ago, imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

Had to be a spoof.

More scientific than the real MV, and more persuasive.

On Mon, 05 Dec 2005 07:44:38 -0500, Noh Phu Ling <[email hidden]>

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Bill Sornson said:

Mike Vandeman said:

Carbon Dioxide From Mountain Bikers Contributing to Global WARMING

Nah. We eat Mexican food /after/ the ride.

Methane is as problematic as CO2.

Pete H

Yes, I realized smomeone is spoofing Mikey. As was observed a long time
ago, imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

Is it possible to spoof a complete farce?

Will Mikey start a campaign against volcanos, which emit a large
amount of various poisonous gases, including CO2, methane, sulfur
compounds and nitrogen compounds, etc, into the air?

It is a proven fact that wildlife and plants are harmed by volcanos,
which uncaringly spew lava, ash all over, rearrange the landscape, and
create earthquakes.

No one else has a crusade against volcanos, so he could be the world's
foremost authority and the sole leader of such a campaign. Being
recognized as such is far more important to Mikey than actually
accomplishing something.

If Mikey does not respond to this, it PROVES that he wants wildlife to
be destroyed by volcanos.
Happy trails,
Gary (net.yogi.bear)
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At the 51st percentile of ursine intelligence

Gary D. Schwartz, Needham, MA, USA
Please reply to: garyDOTschwartzATpoboxDOTcom

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Carbon Dioxide From Mountain Bikers Contributing to Global WARMING

But I drink club soda so I am acting as a carbon dioxide sink.

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Carbon Dioxide From Mountain Bikers Contributing to Global WARMING

Carbon Dioxide From Mountain Bikers Contributing to Global WARMING

The only thing worse than a Mike Vandeman is a Mike Vandeman "wannabe"

di said:

The only thing worse than a Mike Vandeman is a Mike Vandeman "wannabe"

A cone-headed clown clone! Bwahahahahahaha....

We have recently identified a substantial source of CO2 emission in
the Bay Area. After a lengthy period of investigation this has been
traced to the home of one Michael J Vandeman, a self-confessed habitat
destroyer and apparent environmental vandal, whose past pronouncements
include supporting commercial logging against harmless activities like
mountain biking.

Our investigations reveal that Vandeman is responsible for over 70% of
the CO2 used in generating electricity to power the hosting, reading
and responses of this newsgroup. He is also responsible for in excess
of 99% of the wasted energy. In a twelve month archive we were unable
to discern anything of merit or interest in a single one of his posts.
Often in the case of trolls merit decreases with article length. With
Vandeman we can affirm that merit is constant at zero for all posts
regardless of length, a phenomenon not previously documented. We will
be publishing these results (using, of course, wood made from virgin
pulp taken from areas of special scientific significance; past
experience indicates that this is a source acceptable to Vandeman).

In the mean time "Dr" Vandeman is hereby advised that unless his
crapflooding ceases he will be disconnected from the electricity
supply in the interests of the environment.

That is all.

Signed: The Department of Energy

ahahaha... AHAHAHA... ahahaha.. "Awe [censored]" listen, for this one
here you get a very special "attaboy"... Thanks for the laughs!
Next time you get on Vanderturd's case ask him why he lives
in a time warp. He posted already 12 years ago that he wanted
a habitat (for himself, for free) for 8 years... and it's still 8, today.
Brilliant green math.... ahahaha... ahahanson

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We have recently identified a substantial source of CO2 emission in
the Bay Area. After a lengthy period of investigation this has been
traced to the home of one Michael J Vandeman, a self-confessed habitat
destroyer and apparent environmental vandal, whose past pronouncements
include supporting commercial logging against harmless activities like
mountain biking.

Our investigations reveal that Vandeman is responsible for over 70% of
the CO2 used in generating electricity to power the hosting, reading
and responses of this newsgroup. He is also responsible for in excess
of 99% of the wasted energy. In a twelve month archive we were unable
to discern anything of merit or interest in a single one of his posts.
Often in the case of trolls merit decreases with article length. With
Vandeman we can affirm that merit is constant at zero for all posts
regardless of length, a phenomenon not previously documented. We will
be publishing these results (using, of course, wood made from virgin
pulp taken from areas of special scientific significance; past
experience indicates that this is a source acceptable to Vandeman).

In the mean time "Dr" Vandeman is hereby advised that unless his
crapflooding ceases he will be disconnected from the electricity
supply in the interests of the environment.

That is all.

Signed: The Department of Energy

lowkey said:

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But I drink club soda so I am acting as a carbon dioxide sink.

Don't ya never belch? Or are you growing seashells in your belly?

Pete H

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lowkey said:

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But I drink club soda so I am acting as a carbon dioxide sink.

Don't ya never belch? Or are you growing seashells in your belly?

Actually I'm trying to figure out how I can use the converted methane
coming out the other end as an alternative fuel.

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lowkey said:

Actually I'm trying to figure out how I can use the converted methane
coming out the other end as an alternative fuel.

I do recall a news item concerning an English farmer who used the
methane from his pigs' manure to fuel his auto.

Pete H

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The universe is largely unexplored.
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Noh Phu Ling said:

lowkey said:

Actually I'm trying to figure out how I can use the converted methane
coming out the other end as an alternative fuel.

I do recall a news item concerning an English farmer who used the
methane from his pigs' manure to fuel his auto.

Here are some cows helping out...

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