I was good this year!!!

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I can't wait to tell ya!!!

Well? I've been pretty good too. However, if I add up the good points and
compare them with the bad points, I'm at a deficit 😉

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Andy said:

I can't wait to tell ya!!!

I've been charming this year which isn't quite the same as good....but it's
more fun.

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On Mon, 19 Dec 2005 15:01:44 -0600, in rec.food.cooking, Andy <q>

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I can't wait to tell ya!!!

What, you finally figured to lift the toilet lid *before* urinating?

projectile vomit chick said:

On Mon, 19 Dec 2005 15:01:44 -0600, in rec.food.cooking, Andy <q>

Quoted message said:

I can't wait to tell ya!!!

What, you finally figured to lift the toilet lid *before* urinating?

You're kinda/sorta close. I got two new pair of black L.L. Bean flannel
lined jeans yesterday. They were in the mailbox and said LL Bean all over
the package. What was I to do??? They cut the cold winter wind like
nobody's business, but this morning I nicked myself shaving. So there is
something to the rule about not peeking until Santa's officially off the
roof and on his way.

I'm pretty nervous about looking in my stocking. That can wait.

Andy

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projectile vomit chick said:

On Mon, 19 Dec 2005 15:01:44 -0600, in rec.food.cooking, Andy <q>

Quoted message said:

I can't wait to tell ya!!!

What, you finally figured to lift the toilet lid *before* urinating?

You're kinda/sorta close. I got two new pair of black L.L. Bean
flannel
lined jeans yesterday. They were in the mailbox and said LL Bean all
over
the package. What was I to do??? They cut the cold winter wind like
nobody's business, but this morning I nicked myself shaving. So there
is
something to the rule about not peeking until Santa's officially off
the
roof and on his way.

I'm pretty nervous about looking in my stocking. That can wait.

Goodness, be careful.. you might find a leg!

On Tue 20 Dec 2005 01:55:03a, Thus Spake Zarathustra, or was it Ophelia?

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projectile vomit chick said:

On Mon, 19 Dec 2005 15:01:44 -0600, in rec.food.cooking, Andy <q>
wrote:
>I can't wait to tell ya!!!

What, you finally figured to lift the toilet lid *before* urinating?

You're kinda/sorta close. I got two new pair of black L.L. Bean
flannel lined jeans yesterday. They were in the mailbox and said LL
Bean all over the package. What was I to do??? They cut the cold
winter wind like nobody's business, but this morning I nicked myself
shaving. So there is something to the rule about not peeking until
Santa's officially off the roof and on his way.

I'm pretty nervous about looking in my stocking. That can wait.

Goodness, be careful.. you might find a leg!

Well, I hope it's attached to something!

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A chicken in every pot is a *LOT* of chicken!

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On Tue 20 Dec 2005 01:55:03a, Thus Spake Zarathustra, or was it
Ophelia?

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projectile vomit chick wrote:

> On Mon, 19 Dec 2005 15:01:44 -0600, in rec.food.cooking, Andy <q>
> wrote:
>>I can't wait to tell ya!!!
>
> What, you finally figured to lift the toilet lid *before*
> urinating?

You're kinda/sorta close. I got two new pair of black L.L. Bean
flannel lined jeans yesterday. They were in the mailbox and said LL
Bean all over the package. What was I to do??? They cut the cold
winter wind like nobody's business, but this morning I nicked myself
shaving. So there is something to the rule about not peeking until
Santa's officially off the roof and on his way.

I'm pretty nervous about looking in my stocking. That can wait.

Goodness, be careful.. you might find a leg!

Well, I hope it's attached to something!

A foot? <G>

On Tue 20 Dec 2005 05:26:23a, Thus Spake Zarathustra, or was it Ophelia?

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On Tue 20 Dec 2005 01:55:03a, Thus Spake Zarathustra, or was it
Ophelia?

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"Andy >" <<q> wrote in message
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> projectile vomit chick wrote:
>
>> On Mon, 19 Dec 2005 15:01:44 -0600, in rec.food.cooking, Andy <q>
>> wrote:
>>>I can't wait to tell ya!!!
>>
>> What, you finally figured to lift the toilet lid *before*
>> urinating?
>
>
> You're kinda/sorta close. I got two new pair of black L.L. Bean
> flannel lined jeans yesterday. They were in the mailbox and said LL
> Bean all over the package. What was I to do??? They cut the cold
> winter wind like nobody's business, but this morning I nicked myself
> shaving. So there is something to the rule about not peeking until
> Santa's officially off the roof and on his way.
>
> I'm pretty nervous about looking in my stocking. That can wait.

Goodness, be careful.. you might find a leg!

Well, I hope it's attached to something!

A foot? <G>

Eeeewwwwww!

--
Wayne Boatwright *¿*
_____________________________________________

A chicken in every pot is a *LOT* of chicken!

Wayne Boatwright said:

On Tue 20 Dec 2005 05:26:23a, Thus Spake Zarathustra, or was it
Ophelia?

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On Tue 20 Dec 2005 01:55:03a, Thus Spake Zarathustra, or was it
Ophelia?

>
> "Andy >" <<q> wrote in message
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>> projectile vomit chick wrote:
>>
>>> On Mon, 19 Dec 2005 15:01:44 -0600, in rec.food.cooking, Andy <q>
>>> wrote:
>>>> I can't wait to tell ya!!!
>>>
>>> What, you finally figured to lift the toilet lid *before*
>>> urinating?
>>
>>
>> You're kinda/sorta close. I got two new pair of black L.L. Bean
>> flannel lined jeans yesterday. They were in the mailbox and said
>> LL Bean all over the package. What was I to do??? They cut the
>> cold winter wind like nobody's business, but this morning I
>> nicked myself shaving. So there is something to the rule about
>> not peeking until Santa's officially off the roof and on his way.
>>
>> I'm pretty nervous about looking in my stocking. That can wait.
>
> Goodness, be careful.. you might find a leg!

Well, I hope it's attached to something!

A foot? <G>

Eeeewwwwww!

OB Food: a chicken foot? <wink>

Wayne.....sorry this is totally off topic, but would you please tell me the
brand name of the bagged salad you found that had very little/if any odorous
fumes? I thought I was the only one who found bagged salads offensive - I'm
glad I'm not alone.............Thank you

By the way, I thoroughly enjoy your posts....they are both humorous and
informative.....sometimes both at the same time.....🙂

G7

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On Tue 20 Dec 2005 01:55:03a, Thus Spake Zarathustra, or was it
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>
> "Andy >" <<q> wrote in message
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>> projectile vomit chick wrote:
>>
>>> On Mon, 19 Dec 2005 15:01:44 -0600, in rec.food.cooking, Andy <q>
>>> wrote:
>>>>I can't wait to tell ya!!!
>>>
>>> What, you finally figured to lift the toilet lid *before*
>>> urinating?
>>
>>
>> You're kinda/sorta close. I got two new pair of black L.L. Bean
>> flannel lined jeans yesterday. They were in the mailbox and said LL
>> Bean all over the package. What was I to do??? They cut the cold
>> winter wind like nobody's business, but this morning I nicked myself
>> shaving. So there is something to the rule about not peeking until
>> Santa's officially off the roof and on his way.
>>
>> I'm pretty nervous about looking in my stocking. That can wait.
>
> Goodness, be careful.. you might find a leg!

Well, I hope it's attached to something!

A foot? <G>

Eeeewwwwww!

--
Wayne Boatwright *¿*
_____________________________________________

A chicken in every pot is a *LOT* of chicken!

On Tue 20 Dec 2005 10:20:00p, Thus Spake Zarathustra, or was it
maureeng7eh?

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Wayne.....sorry this is totally off topic, but would you please tell me
the brand name of the bagged salad you found that had very little/if any
odorous fumes? I thought I was the only one who found bagged salads
offensive - I'm glad I'm not alone.............Thank you

Glad to. It's Earthbound Farm Organic. The greens are certified by the
USDA as organic. There is a website (www.ebfarm.com) and their products
appear to be distributed nationally.

For a long time I thought I was the only one who noticed that odor and
taste in the other brands. Maybe some folks are more sensitive to it than
others.

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By the way, I thoroughly enjoy your posts....they are both humorous and
informative.....sometimes both at the same time.....🙂

Thank you. I appreciate that.

Happy Holidays!

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A chicken in every pot is a *LOT* of chicken!

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"Andy >" <<q> wrote in message
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> projectile vomit chick wrote:
>
>> On Mon, 19 Dec 2005 15:01:44 -0600, in rec.food.cooking, Andy <q>
>> wrote:
>>>I can't wait to tell ya!!!
>>
>> What, you finally figured to lift the toilet lid *before*
>> urinating?
>
>
> You're kinda/sorta close. I got two new pair of black L.L. Bean
> flannel lined jeans yesterday. They were in the mailbox and said LL
> Bean all over the package. What was I to do??? They cut the cold
> winter wind like nobody's business, but this morning I nicked myself
> shaving. So there is something to the rule about not peeking until
> Santa's officially off the roof and on his way.
>
> I'm pretty nervous about looking in my stocking. That can wait.

Goodness, be careful.. you might find a leg!

Well, I hope it's attached to something!

A foot? <G>

You clowns!!!!!

I hung two stockings side by side so I already know I didn"t get the first
thing on my list> 🙁(((

Andy

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"Wayne Boatwright" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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> On Tue 20 Dec 2005 01:55:03a, Thus Spake Zarathustra, or was it
> Ophelia?
>
>>
>> "Andy >" <<q> wrote in message
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>>> projectile vomit chick wrote:
>>>
>>>> On Mon, 19 Dec 2005 15:01:44 -0600, in rec.food.cooking, Andy
>>>> <q>
>>>> wrote:
>>>>> I can't wait to tell ya!!!
>>>>
>>>> What, you finally figured to lift the toilet lid *before*
>>>> urinating?
>>>
>>>
>>> You're kinda/sorta close. I got two new pair of black L.L. Bean
>>> flannel lined jeans yesterday. They were in the mailbox and said
>>> LL Bean all over the package. What was I to do??? They cut the
>>> cold winter wind like nobody's business, but this morning I
>>> nicked myself shaving. So there is something to the rule about
>>> not peeking until Santa's officially off the roof and on his
>>> way.
>>>
>>> I'm pretty nervous about looking in my stocking. That can wait.
>>
>> Goodness, be careful.. you might find a leg!
>
> Well, I hope it's attached to something!

A foot? <G>

Eeeewwwwww!

OB Food: a chicken foot? <wink>

Hehe... well it would need to be a jolly big one to fit onto the leg
that was filling that stocking🙂)

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Ophelia said:

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Wayne Boatwright said:

On Tue 20 Dec 2005 05:26:23a, Thus Spake Zarathustra, or was it
Ophelia?

>
> "Wayne Boatwright" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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>> On Tue 20 Dec 2005 01:55:03a, Thus Spake Zarathustra, or was it
>> Ophelia?
>>
>>>
>>>> I'm pretty nervous about looking in my stocking. That can wait.
>>>
>>> Goodness, be careful.. you might find a leg!
>>
>> Well, I hope it's attached to something!
>
> A foot? <G>

Eeeewwwwww!

OB Food: a chicken foot? <wink>

Hehe... well it would need to be a jolly big one to fit onto the leg
that was filling that stocking🙂)

Extra-large turkey foot?

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Wayne Boatwright wrote:
> On Tue 20 Dec 2005 05:26:23a, Thus Spake Zarathustra, or was it
> Ophelia?
>
>>
>> "Wayne Boatwright" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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>>> On Tue 20 Dec 2005 01:55:03a, Thus Spake Zarathustra, or was it
>>> Ophelia?
>>>
>>>>
>>>>> I'm pretty nervous about looking in my stocking. That can wait.
>>>>
>>>> Goodness, be careful.. you might find a leg!
>>>
>>> Well, I hope it's attached to something!
>>
>> A foot? <G>
>
> Eeeewwwwww!

OB Food: a chicken foot? <wink>

Hehe... well it would need to be a jolly big one to fit onto the leg
that was filling that stocking🙂)

Extra-large turkey foot?

Oh go on then.. just this once🙂))))