On Tue, 17 Jan 2006 16:13:18 -0600, "Mike O'Brien" <[email hidden]> wrote in mn.general:
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Due to the popularity of the Survivor's shows, North Dakota is planning to do its own, titled "Survivor - Dakota Style." The contestants will start in Fargo, travel south to Wahpeton, then west to Edgeley, Linton, and on to Mott. Then they will head north to Dickinson, Watford City, and Williston. From there they will proceed east on to Stanley and Minot. Then they will go southeast to Carrington, back up to Devils Lake and on to Grand Forks before heading back to Fargo. Each will be driving a pink Volvo with California license plates and a large bumper sticker that reads: "I'm gay. I'm a Vegetarian. Beer is harmful to Your health Republicans suck. Hillary in 2008. Deer hunting is murder, and I'm here to confiscate your guns."
The first one that makes it back to Fargo alive wins.
Regards,
Mike O'Brien
life is full of choices; choices have consequences
Each will be driving a pink Volvo with California license plates and a large bumper sticker that reads: "I'm gay. I'm a Vegetarian. Beer is harmful to Your health Republicans suck. Hillary in 2008. Deer hunting is murder, and I'm here to confiscate your guns."
Suggesting, even in jest, that people in the dakotas would kill a gay person just for driving through their state is not helpful. You do realize this joke makes you look bad, right?
Each will be driving a pink Volvo with California license plates and a large bumper sticker that reads: "I'm gay. I'm a Vegetarian. Beer is harmful to Your health Republicans suck. Hillary in 2008. Deer hunting is murder, and I'm here to confiscate your guns."
Suggesting, even in jest, that people in the dakotas would kill a gay person just for driving through their state is not helpful. You do realize this joke makes you look bad, right?
You're suggesting that homophobism doesn't exist in Minnesota?
You're suggesting that homophobism doesn't exist in Minnesota?
huh? I am not sure what your response means? Are you confusing me with someone from Minnesota? If you're curious, I am in boston.
Actually, I'm confusing Minnesota and North Dakota. But my point is that the humor lies in the wry acknowledgement that homophobism is alive and well in the midwest. This sort of humor exaggerates to make the point, but it resonates in that people realize there's a germ of truth in it.
Care to have me explain any more jokes? I can flog a punch line until it cries for mercy. Go ahead, try me.
Each will be driving a pink Volvo with California license plates and a large bumper sticker that reads: "I'm gay. I'm a Vegetarian. Beer is harmful to Your health Republicans suck. Hillary in 2008. Deer hunting is murder, and I'm here to confiscate your guns."
Suggesting, even in jest, that people in the dakotas would kill a gay person just for driving through their state is not helpful. You do realize this joke makes you look bad, right?
No, they'd kill for "hunting is murder", mostly.
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You're suggesting that homophobism doesn't exist in Minnesota?
Quite likely, whoever saw the cover or glanced into the book thought that I'm gay. I have no gay tendencies but that possibility didn't bother me the slightest. Why a person should be judged by his sexual orientation and not by the traits that are actually important? Besides, gayness is a symbol of all American just as motherhood and apple pie. Stars and rainbow stripes. Give me the pink Volvo. And I wish all males around were gay. Maybe then I'd have had the undivided female attention.
On Wed, 18 Jan 2006 17:25:23 -0500, anonymous_joe <[email hidden]> wrote in misc.fitness.weights:
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Each will be driving a pink Volvo with California license plates and a large bumper sticker that reads: "I'm gay. I'm a Vegetarian. Beer is harmful to Your health Republicans suck. Hillary in 2008. Deer hunting is murder, and I'm here to confiscate your guns."
Suggesting, even in jest, that people in the dakotas would kill a gay person just for driving through their state is not helpful. You do realize this joke makes you look bad, right?
On Wed, 18 Jan 2006 17:25:23 -0500, anonymous_joe <[email hidden]> wrote in misc.fitness.weights:
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>Each will be driving a pink Volvo with California license plates and a large >bumper sticker that reads: "I'm gay. I'm a Vegetarian. Beer is harmful to >Your health Republicans suck. Hillary in 2008. Deer hunting is murder, and >I'm here to confiscate your guns."
Suggesting, even in jest, that people in the dakotas would kill a gay person just for driving through their state is not helpful. You do realize this joke makes you look bad, right?
Are you a [censored]?
ha ha ha ha ha. No. Also, I am really not bothered being asked. I mean, I am in good physical shape, and am well educated and bathe frequently so I can see how someone like you might think I was. Now get back to shovelling [censored] cletus!
"TheGist" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:[email hidden]...
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John Hanson said:
On Wed, 18 Jan 2006 17:25:23 -0500, anonymous_joe <[email hidden]> wrote in misc.fitness.weights:
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>>Each will be driving a pink Volvo with California license plates and a
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>>I'm here to confiscate your guns."
Suggesting, even in jest, that people in the dakotas would kill a gay person just for driving through their state is not helpful. You do realize this joke makes you look bad, right?
Are you a [censored]?
ha ha ha ha ha. No. Also, I am really not bothered being asked. I mean, I am in good physical shape, and am well educated and bathe frequently so I can see how someone like you might think I was. Now get back to shovelling [censored] cletus!
I thought he had stated clearly that he wasn't a [censored]. However, if he has been taking it up the Khyber, then it might just indicate that he is indeed a brownhatter of long standing.
