Help My College Fund

On 29 Jan 2006, you wrote in rec.food.cooking:

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jasonandrewstilwell.com

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Ain't life a [censored]?!!!

Andy

On Sun 29 Jan 2006 06:12:03a, Thus Spake Zarathustra, or was it ?

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Help My College Fund

In your dreams!

--
Wayne Boatwright o¿o
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BIOYA

jason said:

Help My College Fund

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jasonandrewstilwell.com

post your mailing address I have some money I want to send you..

jay <[email hidden]> looking for trouble wrote in
news:[email hidden]:

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jason said:

Help My College Fund

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jasonandrewstilwell.com

post your mailing address I have some money I want to send you..

LOL... as in an attachment I suppose.

Michael

--
“It requires a certain kind of mind to see beauty in a hamburger bun.”
_Ray Kroc, creator of the McDonald's franchise

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Help My College Fund

Like all of us, I am filled with hopes, plans and dreams for the
future. The All-American Dream, starting, owning and maintaining my own
successful business is one of my life goals. Many factors including a
good education, financial stability and opportunity are products of a
chance for to succeed in business and beyond. Determination, desire and
goal setting, are just a few examples of a will to succeed in life and
beyond. A combination of a strong will and correctly placed opportunity
are the fabrics of the success story of a lifetime.

I myself can only provide one of the fabrics of "my success". Now, I am
looking for an opportunity to prove myself worthy of your support, in
whatever way, shape or form that you may see fit to grant me.

Thank you for taking the time to visit me and hear my case. Now that
you have come this far, I ask you to lend me the time to tell you a bit
about myself, my life, my hopes and dreams for my future and what you
may be able to do to help me build it.

jasonandrewstilwell.com

I beg to differ, I own a successful and profitable business which I
began when I was 22, from the ground up with initial capital of $600.
A college education is not required if one has business sense,
determination and is willing to work an ungodly number of hours. As a
matter of fact the most successful business owners I know have little
more than a high school education. I'm slowly but surely working on a
BS in Business Administration, and paying for it all myself.

Need money for college fill out a FAFSA, get a job, apply for loans.

Jessica

<[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Thank you for taking the time to visit me and hear my case. Now that
you have come this far, I ask you to lend me the time to tell you a bit
about myself, my life, my hopes and dreams for my future and what you
may be able to do to help me build it.

jasonandrewstilwell.com

It is called get a job and get loans...

Harriet & critters

Quoted message said:

Help My College Fund

Like all of us, I am filled with hopes, plans and dreams for the
future. The All-American Dream, starting, owning and maintaining my own
successful business is one of my life goals. Many factors including a
good education, financial stability and opportunity are products of a
chance for to succeed in business and beyond. Determination, desire and
goal setting, are just a few examples of a will to succeed in life and
beyond. A combination of a strong will and correctly placed opportunity
are the fabrics of the success story of a lifetime.

I myself can only provide one of the fabrics of "my success". Now, I am
looking for an opportunity to prove myself worthy of your support, in
whatever way, shape or form that you may see fit to grant me.

Thank you for taking the time to visit me and hear my case. Now that
you have come this far, I ask you to lend me the time to tell you a bit
about myself, my life, my hopes and dreams for my future and what you
may be able to do to help me build it.

I recommend that you go into the televegelism business so that you can find
a medium where you can tell you sob story and hope that maybe one person in
a thousand is stupid enough to send you money.

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Help My College Fund

I think *this* was the chuckle of the day! LOL

Jill

Dave Smith said:

I recommend that you go into the televegelism business so that you can find
a medium where you can tell you sob story and hope that maybe one person in
a thousand is stupid enough to send you money.

Good advice: At a population of (how-many-million) in the US alone, I
think he could still get rich.... 😉

Cheers
Cathy(xyz)

I hear the Marine Corps is looking for a few (thousand) good men.

Ever heard of the G.I BILL!? Earn that "All-American dream" like so
many before you. Kev

On Sun, 29 Jan 2006 11:57:08 -0600, "jmcquown"
<[email hidden]> rummaged among random neurons and opined:

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I think *this* was the chuckle of the day! LOL

Bwahahahhaa! Excellent, Jill! What a maroon this guy is!

Terry "Squeaks" Pulliam Burd
AAC(F)BV66.0748.CA

--
"If the soup had been as hot as the claret, if the claret had been as
old as the bird, and if the bird's breasts had been as full as the
waitress's, it would have been a very good dinner."

-- Duncan Hines

To reply, replace "spaminator" with "cox"

Bob Terwilliger said:

How about THIS tear-jerking appeal?

I know you all are very caring people:

I am a very sick boy little boy. My mother is typing this for me, because I
can't. She is crying. Don't cry, Mommy! Mommy is always sad, but she says
it's not my fault. I asked her if it was God's fault, but she didn't
answer,and only started crying harder, so I don't ask her that anymore.

The reason she is so sad is that I'm so sick. I was born without a body. It
doesn't hurt, except when I go to sleep. The doctors gave me an artificial
body. My body is a burlap bag filled with leaves. The doctors said that was
the best they could do on account of us havin' no money or insurance. I
would like to have a body transplant, but we need more money.

[snip]

I haven't seen this in years! <g> Thanks for posting it again. Now I
feel all guilty and ashamed for the rest of the day, but it was worth it
cuz it's a funny story.

Bob