[font=Times New Roman]A priest in a small rural town was very fond of his 10 chickens and 1
handsome [censored] he kept in a hen house behind the rectory. [/font] [font=Times New Roman]One Saturday night the priest discovered that the rooster was missing. [/font]
[font=Times New Roman]At the same time the priest heard rumors of cockfights being held in town. [/font]
[font=Times New Roman]Shocked and dismayed, he decided to say something during Mass. [/font]
[font=Times New Roman]During Mass he asked the congregation, "Who among you will confess to sporting a handsome [censored]?" [/font]
[font=Times New Roman]All the men stood up. [/font]
[font=Times New Roman]"No, no," he said. "That's not what I mean. Who among you will confess to having seen a handsome [censored]?" [/font]
[font=Times New Roman]All the women stood up. [/font]
[font=Times New Roman]"Oh, no," he said. "That's not what I mean either. Who among you will confess to having seen a [censored] that doesn't belong to you?[/font]
[font=Times New Roman]" Half the women stood up. [/font]
[font=Times New Roman]"Oh Lord," he said. "Perhaps I should rephrase the question: Has anybody seen my [censored]?" [/font]
[font=Times New Roman]All the choirboys stood up.
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