What with all the excitement over boony watching the cricket and making assorted Australian certified comments in response to Richie et al surely there is some opportunity to make a cycling doll.
What are the options:
Ullrich doll - shakes uncontrollably whenever the "The biggest loser" is on.
Armstrong doll - keeps shouting "No gifts" whenever "The price is right" is showing.
Cadel Evans doll - starts crying whenever he hears german spoken on TV.
Valverde doll - Only moves and dances when he hears spanish on SBS.
O'Grady doll - starts yelling expletives and goes red when he hears McEwan on TV.
What with all the excitement over boony watching the cricket and making assorted Australian certified comments in response to Richie et al surely there is some opportunity to make a cycling doll.
What are the options:
Ullrich doll - shakes uncontrollably whenever the "The biggest loser" is on.
Armstrong doll - keeps shouting "No gifts" whenever "The price is right" is showing.
Cadel Evans doll - starts crying whenever he hears german spoken on TV.
Valverde doll - Only moves and dances when he hears spanish on SBS.
O'Grady doll - starts yelling expletives and goes red when he hears McEwan on TV.
How about we turn off all this [censored] TV to start with?
What with all the excitement over boony watching the cricket and making assorted Australian certified comments in response to Richie et al surely there is some opportunity to make a cycling doll.
Neiwand doll: does unpleasant party tricks
Vinicombe doll: drinks lots of short blacks (apparentely)
Watt doll: does things her way
McEwen doll: BMX tricks
Obree doll: accidentally put thru the washing machine for a spin.
What with all the excitement over boony watching the cricket and making assorted Australian certified comments in response to Richie et al surely there is some opportunity to make a cycling doll.
What are the options:
Ullrich doll - shakes uncontrollably whenever the "The biggest loser" is on.
Armstrong doll - keeps shouting "No gifts" whenever "The price is right" is showing.
Cadel Evans doll - starts crying whenever he hears german spoken on TV.
Valverde doll - Only moves and dances when he hears spanish on SBS.
O'Grady doll - starts yelling expletives and goes red when he hears McEwan on TV.
Mayo doll, made of "I can't believe it's not butter"
What with all the excitement over boony watching the cricket and making assorted Australian certified comments in response to Richie et al surely there is some opportunity to make a cycling doll.
What are the options:
Ullrich doll - shakes uncontrollably whenever the "The biggest loser" is on.
Armstrong doll - keeps shouting "No gifts" whenever "The price is right" is showing.
Cadel Evans doll - starts crying whenever he hears german spoken on TV.
Valverde doll - Only moves and dances when he hears spanish on SBS.
O'Grady doll - starts yelling expletives and goes red when he hears McEwan on TV.
Mario Cippo doll - comes with its own complete wardrobe and accessories (new bike barbie???)
McKewan doll - says "It's not my fault I didn't win" whilst doing headbutting action (Good one Bleve!! 😄 )