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  1. Original post
    cathyxyz
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    #1

    Mr. Perkins, the biology instructor at a posh suburban girl's junior
    college, said during class, "Miss Smythe, would you please name the
    organ of the human body, which under the appropriate conditions,
    expands to six times its normal size, and define the conditions."

    Miss Smythe gasped, then said freezingly, "Mr. Perkins, I don't think
    that is a proper question to ask me. I assure you my parents will hear
    of this." With that she sat down red-faced.

    Unperturbed, Mr. Perkins called on Miss Johnson and asked the same
    question. Miss Johnson, with composure, replied, "The pupil of the eye,
    in dim light."

    "Correct," said Mr. Perkins. "And now, Miss Smythe, I have three things
    to say to you.

    "One, you have not studied your lesson.

    "Two, you have a dirty mind.

    "And three, you will some day be faced with a dreadful disappointment."

    Cheers
    Cathy(xyz)

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  2. OmManiPadmeOmelet
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    In article <[email hidden]>,

    cathyxyz said:

    Mr. Perkins, the biology instructor at a posh suburban girl's junior
    college, said during class, "Miss Smythe, would you please name the
    organ of the human body, which under the appropriate conditions,
    expands to six times its normal size, and define the conditions."

    Miss Smythe gasped, then said freezingly, "Mr. Perkins, I don't think
    that is a proper question to ask me. I assure you my parents will hear
    of this." With that she sat down red-faced.

    Unperturbed, Mr. Perkins called on Miss Johnson and asked the same
    question. Miss Johnson, with composure, replied, "The pupil of the eye,
    in dim light."

    "Correct," said Mr. Perkins. "And now, Miss Smythe, I have three things
    to say to you.

    "One, you have not studied your lesson.

    "Two, you have a dirty mind.

    "And three, you will some day be faced with a dreadful disappointment."

    Cheers
    Cathy(xyz)

    ROFL!!! Indeed! ;-D
    --
    Peace, Om.

    "My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-[censored]." -Jack Nicholson

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  3. Gregory Morrow
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    #3
    cathyxyz said:

    Mr. Perkins, the biology instructor at a posh suburban girl's junior
    college, said during class, "Miss Smythe, would you please name the
    organ of the human body, which under the appropriate conditions,
    expands to six times its normal size, and define the conditions."

    Miss Smythe gasped, then said freezingly, "Mr. Perkins, I don't think
    that is a proper question to ask me. I assure you my parents will hear
    of this." With that she sat down red-faced.

    Unperturbed, Mr. Perkins called on Miss Johnson and asked the same
    question. Miss Johnson, with composure, replied, "The pupil of the eye,
    in dim light."

    "Correct," said Mr. Perkins. "And now, Miss Smythe, I have three things
    to say to you.

    "One, you have not studied your lesson.

    "Two, you have a dirty mind.

    "And three, you will some day be faced with a dreadful disappointment."

    You got that from the movie _Kinsey_, right...???

    IIRC in the movie Kinsey says to the female student that the "organ"
    expands to 40 times it's normal size...

    --
    Best
    Greg

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  4. Gregory Morrow
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    #4
    OmManiPadmeOmelet said:

    In article <[email hidden]>,

    cathyxyz said:

    Mr. Perkins, the biology instructor at a posh suburban girl's junior
    college, said during class, "Miss Smythe, would you please name the
    organ of the human body, which under the appropriate conditions,
    expands to six times its normal size, and define the conditions."

    Miss Smythe gasped, then said freezingly, "Mr. Perkins, I don't think
    that is a proper question to ask me. I assure you my parents will hear
    of this." With that she sat down red-faced.

    Unperturbed, Mr. Perkins called on Miss Johnson and asked the same
    question. Miss Johnson, with composure, replied, "The pupil of the eye,
    in dim light."

    "Correct," said Mr. Perkins. "And now, Miss Smythe, I have three things
    to say to you.

    "One, you have not studied your lesson.

    "Two, you have a dirty mind.

    "And three, you will some day be faced with a dreadful disappointment."

    Cheers
    Cathy(xyz)

    ROFL!!! Indeed! ;-D

    See Om, when Sheldon comes down to visit you won't have to build that
    HUGE addition to yer bedroom *after* all...

    :-o

    --
    Best
    Greg

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  5. Gregory Morrow
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    #5
    Gregory Morrow said:
    OmManiPadmeOmelet said:

    In article <[email hidden]>,

    cathyxyz said:

    Mr. Perkins, the biology instructor at a posh suburban girl's junior
    college, said during class, "Miss Smythe, would you please name the
    organ of the human body, which under the appropriate conditions,
    expands to six times its normal size, and define the conditions."

    Miss Smythe gasped, then said freezingly, "Mr. Perkins, I don't think
    that is a proper question to ask me. I assure you my parents will hear
    of this." With that she sat down red-faced.

    Unperturbed, Mr. Perkins called on Miss Johnson and asked the same
    question. Miss Johnson, with composure, replied, "The pupil of the


    eye,

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    in dim light."

    "Correct," said Mr. Perkins. "And now, Miss Smythe, I have three


    things

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    to say to you.

    "One, you have not studied your lesson.

    "Two, you have a dirty mind.

    "And three, you will some day be faced with a dreadful


    disappointment."

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:


    Cheers
    Cathy(xyz)

    ROFL!!! Indeed! ;-D

    See Om, when Sheldon comes down to visit you won't have to build that
    HUGE addition to yer bedroom *after* all...

    ....just a MEDIUM one :o]

    --
    Best
    Greg

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  6. cathyxyz
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    #6
    Gregory Morrow said:

    You got that from the movie _Kinsey_, right...???

    Wrong. Just something I got in my email...

    Quoted message said:


    IIRC in the movie Kinsey says to the female student that the "organ"
    expands to 40 times it's normal size...

    Talking about "organs"....

    Three guys are sitting in a pub having a beer.... They see a rather good
    looking lady walk in and join a rather "puny" looking guy at the bar...

    The first one says, "She's wasting her time time on that guy, I am sure
    that my 10 inches would suit her much better....

    The second guy says, "Huh.... that's nothing. My 15 inches will be just
    what she wants..."

    They both turn to look at the third guy and he says, "You guys have got
    nothing on me. Mine is 4 inches......"

    The other two start falling around, laughing

    The third guy looks at them and says "Thick".

    🙂

    --
    Cheers
    Cathy(xyz)

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  7. OmManiPadmeOmelet
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    #7

    In article <[email hidden]>,

    Gregory Morrow said:

    See Om, when Sheldon comes down to visit you won't have to build that
    HUGE addition to yer bedroom *after* all...

    :-o

    --
    Best
    Greg

    Ur a bad boy Greg. ;-)

    <shlap!>
    --
    Peace, Om.

    "My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-[censored]." -Jack Nicholson

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  8. OmManiPadmeOmelet
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    #8

    In article <[email hidden]>,

    cathyxyz said:
    Gregory Morrow said:

    You got that from the movie _Kinsey_, right...???

    Wrong. Just something I got in my email...

    Quoted message said:


    IIRC in the movie Kinsey says to the female student that the "organ"
    expands to 40 times it's normal size...

    Talking about "organs"....

    Three guys are sitting in a pub having a beer.... They see a rather good
    looking lady walk in and join a rather "puny" looking guy at the bar...

    The first one says, "She's wasting her time time on that guy, I am sure
    that my 10 inches would suit her much better....

    The second guy says, "Huh.... that's nothing. My 15 inches will be just
    what she wants..."

    They both turn to look at the third guy and he says, "You guys have got
    nothing on me. Mine is 4 inches......"

    The other two start falling around, laughing

    The third guy looks at them and says "Thick".

    🙂

    Ouch. ;-)
    --
    Peace, Om.

    "My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-[censored]." -Jack Nicholson

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  9. sarah bennett
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    #9
    cathyxyz said:

    Mr. Perkins, the biology instructor at a posh suburban girl's junior
    college, said during class, "Miss Smythe, would you please name the
    organ of the human body, which under the appropriate conditions,
    expands to six times its normal size, and define the conditions."

    Miss Smythe gasped, then said freezingly, "Mr. Perkins, I don't think
    that is a proper question to ask me. I assure you my parents will hear
    of this." With that she sat down red-faced.

    Unperturbed, Mr. Perkins called on Miss Johnson and asked the same
    question. Miss Johnson, with composure, replied, "The pupil of the eye,
    in dim light."

    "Correct," said Mr. Perkins. "And now, Miss Smythe, I have three things
    to say to you.

    "One, you have not studied your lesson.

    "Two, you have a dirty mind.

    "And three, you will some day be faced with a dreadful disappointment."

    Cheers
    Cathy(xyz)

    We watched 'Kinsey' a while back, and this joke was attributed to Dr.
    Kinsey in the movie. Still funny the second time, though 🙂

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    email:
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    disposition for benevolence, confidence, justice."
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    what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear
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  10. Peter Huebner
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    #10

    In article <[email hidden]>, cathy1234
    @mailinator.com says...

    Quoted message said:


    Unperturbed, Mr. Perkins called on Miss Johnson and asked the same
    question. Miss Johnson, with composure, replied, "The pupil of the eye,
    in dim light."

    Ah - I had heard this one but with "the uterus of course" instead of the "pupil
    of the eye..."

    -P.

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