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Re: Woman Held Hostage by Pillsbury Biscuit-Fiction! (FUNNY)

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  1. Me & said:

    FROM: http://truthorfiction.com/rumors/b/biscuithostage.htm

    Well it appears this may, or may not be true. Either way, it's worth
    reading. It had me laughing my [censored] off.....

    WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (The actual AP headline)

    Linda Burnett, 23, was visiting her in-laws, and while there went
    to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. Several people
    noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up and with her
    eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head.

    One customer who had been at the store for a while became
    concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda’s eyes
    were now open, and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was
    okay, and Linda replied that she’d been shot in the back of the head,
    and had been holding her brains in for over an hour.

    The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the
    doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head.
    When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread
    dough on the back of her head.

    A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a
    loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her
    in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it
    was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially
    passed out, but quickly recovered and tried to hold her brains in for
    over an hour. And, yes, Linda is a blonde.

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    Woman Held Hostage by Pillsbury Biscuit-Fiction!

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    Summary of eRumor
    A woman is discovered sitting in her car in a grocery store parking
    lot with her hands held behind her head. A customer asks the woman if
    she's okay. She says that she's been shot in the back of the head and
    has been sitting there for more than an hour holding her hands over
    the wound to keep her brains from falling out. Paramedics are called
    and they discover that what she thought was her brain is actually a
    huge wad of bread dough. They finally figure out that when she got
    into the driver's seat, a Pillsbury Biscuit can exploded from the
    groceries she had placed in the back seat and between the sound of the
    explosion and the sensation of something hitting her head, she thought
    she had been shot and also thought the dough was her brains falling
    out.

    The Truth
    This is a time-honored urban legend that has circulated for quite a
    while. It was not published by the Associated Press and anyone with a
    news background can tell it is not written by a professional
    journalist. For one thing, there is no location mentioned...a "must"
    for a legitimate news story. There are some versions that mention the
    parking lot of a particular store and at least one version that says
    this happened in San Diego, but none of them has ever turned out to be
    true.


    I am so glad that I wear my boots to read this group..

    Ernest

  2. me said:
    Quoted message said:

    This is a time-honored urban legend that has circulated for quite a
    while. It was not published by the Associated Press and anyone with a
    news background can tell it is not written by a professional
    journalist. For one thing, there is no location mentioned...a "must"
    for a legitimate news story. There are some versions that mention the
    parking lot of a particular store and at least one version that says
    this happened in San Diego, but none of them has ever turned out to be
    true.

    http://www.snopes.com/crime/safety/biscuit.htm

    Jens

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