Energizer Bunny arrested - charged with battery.
A pessimist's blood type is always b-negative.
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.
A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
Is a book on voyeurism a peeping tome?
Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter.
A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumor.
Without geometry, life is pointless.
When you dream in color, it's a pigment of your imagination.
Credit goes to SF for sending these to me weeks ago...... ;-)
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Peace, Om.
"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-[censored]." -Jack Nicholson