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  1. 10.10 this morning... they've all been let out of the asylum for the
    holiday... one goon travelling westwards on M27 with two passengers in his
    car, three pushbikes "tied"(?) to the roof of his car.

    Except that, at around 60 mph, he suddenly only had two pushbikes, one had
    fallen off and was hurtling along lane 3.... (riderless!)

    (I was dodging the cars that were dodging the bike)

    Seemed quite a nice bike until a few seconds later when someone didn't
    successfully dodge the bike. they ended up stationary with a very damaged
    car in lane 3. Didn't do the bike a lot of good.

    That's two families Easter spoiled because of a thoughtless cyclist on the
    motorway ... lucky no-one was hurt.
    --
    ---
    IanH

  2. ian henden said:

    That's two families Easter spoiled because of a thoughtless cyclist on the
    motorway ... lucky no-one was hurt.

    The phrase 'monomania' springs to mind whenever I see your postings - is
    that tested for as part of your yearly medical?

    R.

  3. ian henden said:


    That's two families Easter spoiled because of a thoughtless cyclist on the
    motorway ... lucky no-one was hurt.

    Technically speaking, that would in fact be a thoughtless motorist.

  4. SW said:
    ian henden said:


    That's two families Easter spoiled because of a thoughtless cyclist on the
    motorway ... lucky no-one was hurt.

    Technically speaking, that would in fact be a thoughtless motorist.

    DNFTT!

  5. "ian henden" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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    Quoted message said:

    That's two families Easter spoiled because of a thoughtless cyclist on the
    motorway ... lucky no-one was hurt.

    True story:
    Some years ago on the Penyfan Industrial Estate in Crumlin, South Wales, a
    car alternator being carried on the back of a motorcycle came adrift,
    bounced along the road, went through the windscreen of a following car and
    killed the driver.
    Was it the motorcyclists fault as he was responsible for securing the load
    or a motorists fault as the alternator was a car part?

    Or try this hypothetical story:
    For all you know the bicycle belonged to a 7 year old lad whose dad fastened
    it to his car. Is it the 7 year old lads fault the bicycle became detatched?

  6. "ian henden" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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    Quoted message said:

    10.10 this morning... they've all been let out of the asylum for the
    holiday... one goon travelling westwards on M27 with two passengers in his
    car, three pushbikes "tied"(?) to the roof of his car.

    Except that, at around 60 mph, he suddenly only had two pushbikes, one had
    fallen off and was hurtling along lane 3.... (riderless!)

    (I was dodging the cars that were dodging the bike)

    Seemed quite a nice bike until a few seconds later when someone didn't
    successfully dodge the bike. they ended up stationary with a very damaged
    car in lane 3. Didn't do the bike a lot of good.

    That's two families Easter spoiled because of a thoughtless cyclist on the
    motorway ... lucky no-one was hurt.
    --
    ---
    IanH

    So a *cyclist* didn'* zap a car then...

    Seems that whoever secured the bike to the roof of the car may have done so
    inadequately, or the mechanism by which it was secured failed for some
    reason, which may or may not have been the fault of the person who fixed the
    bike to the roof of the car. And you don't know if 'the cyclist' secured the
    cycle on to the roof of the car...

    But, again... a *cyclist* didn't zap a car....

    Bit of prejudice showing Ian??

    Cheers, helen s

  7. Peter B said:


    Or try this hypothetical story:
    For all you know the bicycle belonged to a 7 year old lad whose dad fastened
    it to his car. Is it the 7 year old lads fault the bicycle became detatched?

    Ian is a well known inhabitant of the bridges of this parish. Please
    don't feed him, it only encourages him .

    --
    Tony

    "The best way I know of to win an argument is to start by being in the
    right."
    - Lord Hailsham

  8. ian henden said:

    That's two families Easter spoiled because of a thoughtless cyclist on the
    motorway ... lucky no-one was hurt.

    Are you certain this motoring cyclist was not also a bus driver?

    John B

  9. "John B" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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    Quoted message said:
    ian henden said:

    That's two families Easter spoiled because of a thoughtless cyclist on
    the
    motorway ... lucky no-one was hurt.

    Are you certain this motoring cyclist was not also a bus driver?

    John B

    While he was "fixing" the bike to the car would he not have been a
    pedestrian?

    --
    Nigel

  10. On Tue, 18 Apr 2006 09:36:30 +0100, John B <[email hidden]> said
    in <[email hidden]>:

    Quoted message said:

    Are you certain this motoring cyclist was not also a bus driver?

    Cloff!

    Guy
    --
    May contain traces of irony. Contents liable to settle after posting.
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    85% of helmet statistics are made up, 69% of them at CHS, Puget Sound

  11. "Peter B" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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    Quoted message said:


    "ian henden" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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    Quoted message said:

    That's two families Easter spoiled because of a thoughtless cyclist on
    the
    motorway ... lucky no-one was hurt.

    True story:
    Some years ago on the Penyfan Industrial Estate in Crumlin, South Wales, a
    car alternator being carried on the back of a motorcycle came adrift,
    bounced along the road, went through the windscreen of a following car and
    killed the driver.
    Was it the motorcyclists fault as he was responsible for securing the load
    or a motorists fault as the alternator was a car part?

    Or try this hypothetical story:
    For all you know the bicycle belonged to a 7 year old lad whose dad
    fastened
    it to his car. Is it the 7 year old lads fault the bicycle became
    detatched?

    No... but three occupants + three (full size) bikes + headed west towards
    New Forest ..... it is the drivers responsibility. And in this case, the
    driver is also a cyclist, and they are always telling us how green and
    safety conscious they are.

  12. "John B" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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    Quoted message said:
    ian henden said:

    That's two families Easter spoiled because of a thoughtless cyclist on
    the
    motorway ... lucky no-one was hurt.

    Are you certain this motoring cyclist was not also a bus driver?

    Oh, absolutely. I spoke to him after he left his car walking back towards
    the scene of destruction he had initiated.

    Ian H

  13. "wafflycat" <w*a*ff£y£cat*@£btco*nn£ect.com> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:


    "ian henden" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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    Quoted message said:

    10.10 this morning... they've all been let out of the asylum for the
    holiday... one goon travelling westwards on M27 with two passengers in
    his car, three pushbikes "tied"(?) to the roof of his car.

    Except that, at around 60 mph, he suddenly only had two pushbikes, one
    had fallen off and was hurtling along lane 3.... (riderless!)

    (I was dodging the cars that were dodging the bike)

    Seemed quite a nice bike until a few seconds later when someone didn't
    successfully dodge the bike. they ended up stationary with a very damaged
    car in lane 3. Didn't do the bike a lot of good.

    That's two families Easter spoiled because of a thoughtless cyclist on
    the motorway ... lucky no-one was hurt.
    --
    ---
    IanH

    So a *cyclist* didn'* zap a car then...

    Seems that whoever secured the bike to the roof of the car may have done
    so inadequately, or the mechanism by which it was secured failed for some
    reason, which may or may not have been the fault of the person who fixed
    the bike to the roof of the car. And you don't know if 'the cyclist'
    secured the cycle on to the roof of the car...

    But, again... a *cyclist* didn't zap a car....

    Bit of prejudice showing Ian??

    Cheers, helen s

    You mean like, as in other past threads "driver drives along pavement mowing
    down innocent pedestrians" instead of "following an accident, a vehicle,
    then out of control,..." etc

  14. "Just zis Guy, you know?" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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    Quoted message said:

    On Tue, 18 Apr 2006 09:36:30 +0100, John B <[email hidden]> said
    in <[email hidden]>:

    Quoted message said:

    Are you certain this motoring cyclist was not also a bus driver?

    Cloff!


    Wasn't he a footballer?

    Quoted message said:


    Guy


    And that's an old bus (and lorry) manufacturer.

    :o)

    IanH

  15. "ian henden" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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    Quoted message said:


    No... but three occupants + three (full size) bikes + headed west towards
    New Forest ..... it is the drivers responsibility. And in this case, the
    driver is also a cyclist, and they are always telling us how green and
    safety conscious they are.

    You *know* the driver is also a cyclist? How is this? Telepathy?

    How do you *know* the driver wasn't dropping them off for a mate somewhere,
    said steeds having been sold on ebay?
    How do you *know* the bikes were belongings of people in the car?

    You wouldn't be making assumptions again, Ian, would you?

    You're as bad as the Btroll!

    *plonk*

  16. ian henden said:

    No... but three occupants + three (full size) bikes + headed west towards
    New Forest ..... it is the drivers responsibility. And in this case, the
    driver is also a cyclist, and they are always telling us how green and
    safety conscious they are.

    So you have direct quotes from the driver, do you? Or should I label
    you with the same brush that tars the numpty driving a number 32 who
    nigh on ran me over by turning right straight across my path at a
    crossroads in Dundee last year forcing me to brake hard to avoid being
    a decoration on the road?

    ...d

  17. wafflycat' w*a*ff£y£cat*@£btco*nn£ect.com said:

    *plonk*

    Quite!

    Chris
    --
    Chris Eilbeck

  18. ian henden said:

    "John B" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:
    ian henden said:

    That's two families Easter spoiled because of a thoughtless cyclist on
    the
    motorway ... lucky no-one was hurt.

    Are you certain this motoring cyclist was not also a bus driver?

    Oh, absolutely. I spoke to him after he left his car walking back towards
    the scene of destruction he had initiated.

    So he's a numpty. Big deal. Thats the thing about cycling. You can't
    stop numpties from riding bikes or not tying them to the roof of their
    car.

    I'd rather the numpties were on bikes than behind the wheel of busses.
    Unfortunately that is not always the case.

    Now, If your little sectarian interlude is over, perhaps we can restore
    normal service.

    ...d

  19. "wafflycat" <w*a*ff£y£cat*@£btco*nn£ect.com> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:


    "ian henden" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:


    No... but three occupants + three (full size) bikes + headed west towards
    New Forest ..... it is the drivers responsibility. And in this case, the
    driver is also a cyclist, and they are always telling us how green and
    safety conscious they are.

    You *know* the driver is also a cyclist? How is this? Telepathy?

    How do you *know* the driver wasn't dropping them off for a mate
    somewhere, said steeds having been sold on ebay?
    How do you *know* the bikes were belongings of people in the car?

    You wouldn't be making assumptions again, Ian, would you?

    You're as bad as the Btroll!

    *plonk*


    oh I plonked him months ago!

    --
    Trevor A Panther
    In South Yorkshire,
    England, United Kingdom.

  20. "David Martin" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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    Quoted message said:


    ian henden said:

    No... but three occupants + three (full size) bikes + headed west towards
    New Forest ..... it is the drivers responsibility. And in this case, the
    driver is also a cyclist, and they are always telling us how green and
    safety conscious they are.

    So you have direct quotes from the driver, do you? Or should I label
    you with the same brush that tars the numpty driving a number 32 who
    nigh on ran me over by turning right straight across my path at a
    crossroads in Dundee last year forcing me to brake hard to avoid being
    a decoration on the road?


    Would that not be making an assumption or two?????

    Regards

    ====
    IanH

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