Annual Easter Apology

David Cohen said:

Once again, I'd like to use this yearly opportunity to apologize, on behalf
of the Jews, for killing Jesus.

Sorry.

David

"Sorry. Sorry. You see what I mean? I just get carried away. I'm really
most awfully sorry. Sorry! Sorry, everyone."

"Please! Please! This is supposed to be a happy occasion! Let's not
bicker and argue about who killed who."

"Once again, I'd like to use this yearly opportunity to apologize, on
behalf of the Jews, for killing Jesus."

when i was in college, my history professor addressed this particular
subject: he said that a certain german leader (fuhrer, i think he
called him) settled the score in the mid-20th century.

for the life of me, though, i cannot remember his name...

David Cohen said:

Once again, I'd like to use this yearly opportunity to apologize, on behalf
of the Jews, for killing Jesus.

Sorry.

It's a cross you have to bear Cohen!

Happy Easter and all that [censored]! ;o)

On 16 Apr 2006 09:05:39 -0700, "Pez D Spencer" <[email hidden]>

Quoted message said:

"Once again, I'd like to use this yearly opportunity to apologize, on
behalf of the Jews, for killing Jesus."

when i was in college, my history professor addressed this particular
subject: he said that a certain german leader (fuhrer, i think he
called him) settled the score in the mid-20th century.

for the life of me, though, i cannot remember his name...

Please Sir, please Sir, I know...

"WillBrink" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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In article <[email hidden]>,

David Cohen said:

Once again, I'd like to use this yearly opportunity to apologize, on

behalf

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of the Jews, for killing Jesus.

Being he was a jew, I fail to see why it matters who killed him. Have
you seen this?

And wasn't it the Romans who killed him?

"WillBrink" <[email hidden]> wrote

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David Cohen said:

Once again, I'd like to use this yearly opportunity to apologize, on
behalf
of the Jews, for killing Jesus.

Being he was a jew, I fail to see why it matters who killed him. Have
you seen this?

'Gospel of Judas' Surfaces After 1,700 Years

By JOHN NOBLE WILFORD and LAURIE GOODSTEIN
Published: April 6, 2006

An early Christian manuscript, including the only known text of what is
known as the Gospel of Judas, has surfaced after 1,700 years. The text
gives new insights into the relationship of Jesus and the disciple who
betrayed him, scholars reported today. In this version, Jesus asked
Judas, as a close friend, to sell him out to the authorities, telling
Judas he will "exceed" the other disciples by doing so.

Once again, I'd like to use this yearly opportunity to apologize, on behalf
of the Jews, for participating in the suicide of Jesus.

David

We were waiting the whole year, and deserve a longer, more
entertaining post.

"David Cohen" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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"WillBrink" <[email hidden]> wrote

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David Cohen said:

Once again, I'd like to use this yearly opportunity to apologize, on
behalf
of the Jews, for killing Jesus.

Being he was a jew, I fail to see why it matters who killed him. Have
you seen this?

'Gospel of Judas' Surfaces After 1,700 Years

By JOHN NOBLE WILFORD and LAURIE GOODSTEIN
Published: April 6, 2006

An early Christian manuscript, including the only known text of what is
known as the Gospel of Judas, has surfaced after 1,700 years. The text
gives new insights into the relationship of Jesus and the disciple who
betrayed him, scholars reported today. In this version, Jesus asked
Judas, as a close friend, to sell him out to the authorities, telling
Judas he will "exceed" the other disciples by doing so.

Once again, I'd like to use this yearly opportunity to apologize, on
behalf of the Jews, for participating in the suicide of Jesus.

David

I think he had it coming - after all 'impersonating God' should be a capital
offence.

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"DZ" <[email hidden]> wrote

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We were waiting the whole year, and deserve a longer, more
entertaining post.

I know. I just didn't seem to have the creative energy. Dieting, too many
trolls, demonic possession, something...

I think it's George Bush's fault. Somehow.

David

David Cohen said:

"DZ" <[email hidden]> wrote

Quoted message said:

We were waiting the whole year, and deserve a longer, more
entertaining post.

I know. I just didn't seem to have the creative energy. Dieting, too many
trolls, demonic possession, something...

I think it's George Bush's fault. Somehow.

I totally agree.

I got a fascinating mailing the other day from www.mypartytoo.com. The
gist of it is, the Republicans want Bush gone.

It sort of made my heart sing.

Dally