Sorry, I dialed the wrong number . . .

[email hidden] wrote:

<amusing stuff snipped>

-on telephones-

Quoted message said:

"Back off! I'm better at wrong numbers than you are!"
--Ozark Bicycle

LOL!!

Glad you are back to RBT, Carl.

<additional snippage>

In article <[email hidden]>,

Quoted message said:

"that's what you get for relying on the faq." --Jim Beam

"You're not sorry. Knock it off." --Jobst Brandt

"For shy people, it's a wrong number. But it's a good number
if you need hard-to-find bike parts shipped worldwide."
--Sheldon Brown

"It's not the phone. Eddie could dial the right number on
his phone and then call himself back just as fast on your
phone." --Qui si parla campagnolo

"http://www.pagesjaunes.fr/pb.cgi?lang=en" --Robert Chung

"At my size, I wish that mis-dialing was my problem. I kept
breaking phones until I machined one from an anvil." --Chalo
Colina

"Si stultus es, cur curam? 🙂" --John Dacey

"Today is Third MalNumeros." --David Damerrell

"the concept--A TIN CAN!!!" [email hidden]

"You can use this number to calculate your own phone number:
1-888-324-8686." --Carl Fogel

"My prof says that the telco goofs up one right number in a
million." --Phil Lee

"Have you thought about a rotary? It's old-fashioned, but
reliable and elegant, and it has a feel that's hard to give
up once you try it." --Andrew Muzi

"Back off! I'm better at wrong numbers than you are!"
--Ozark Bicycle

"Please edit messages to less than 60 seconds and don't dial
wrong numbers" --Michael Press

"Dumbass." --rec.bicycles.racing

"Dialing is an art, not a science." --Sandy

"I don't understand. How do you know that?" --John Tomlinson

"A phone that keeps dialing wrong numbers is, in my opinion,
junk." --Werehatrack

What? The Hall of Flame?

--
Michael Press

Quoted message said:

"Si stultus es, cur curam? 🙂" --John Dacey

"Rem acu tetagisti." --Jeeves (after Plautus).

Welcome back, Carl.
-------------------------------
John Dacey
Business Cycles, Miami, Florida
Since 1983
Our catalog of track equipment: online since 1996
305-273-4440
http://www.businesscycles.com
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Quoted message said:

"that's what you get for relying on the faq." --Jim Beam

"You're not sorry. Knock it off." --Jobst Brandt

"For shy people, it's a wrong number. But it's a good number
if you need hard-to-find bike parts shipped worldwide."
--Sheldon Brown

"It's not the phone. Eddie could dial the right number on
his phone and then call himself back just as fast on your
phone." --Qui si parla campagnolo

"http://www.pagesjaunes.fr/pb.cgi?lang=en" --Robert Chung

"At my size, I wish that mis-dialing was my problem. I kept
breaking phones until I machined one from an anvil." --Chalo
Colina

"Si stultus es, cur curam? 🙂" --John Dacey

"Today is Third MalNumeros." --David Damerrell

"the concept--A TIN CAN!!!" [email hidden]

"You can use this number to calculate your own phone number:
1-888-324-8686." --Carl Fogel

"My prof says that the telco goofs up one right number in a
million." --Phil Lee

"Have you thought about a rotary? It's old-fashioned, but
reliable and elegant, and it has a feel that's hard to give
up once you try it." --Andrew Muzi

"Back off! I'm better at wrong numbers than you are!"
--Ozark Bicycle

"Please edit messages to less than 60 seconds and don't dial
wrong numbers" --Michael Press

"Dumbass." --rec.bicycles.racing

"Dialing is an art, not a science." --Sandy

"I don't understand. How do you know that?" --John Tomlinson

"A phone that keeps dialing wrong numbers is, in my opinion,
junk." --Werehatrack

"Don't take that leak sitting down." -- Me, on an automotive wholesaler's On
Hold message (re. radiators)

Bill "sorta on topic?" S.

Should I feel good or bad I didn't make the cut? :>😉

--Mike-- Chain Reaction Bicycles
www.ChainReactionBicycles.com

Mike Jacoubowsky said:

Should I feel good or bad I didn't make the cut? :>😉

--Mike-- Chain Reaction Bicycles
www.ChainReactionBicycles.com

Dear Mike,

Good.

Or so I think.

I liked the first one below from your home site's comment on
prices, but I was afraid someone would take it the wrong
way. And I liked the second one, too, but couldn't expect
people to hook it to the thread title easily.

"But there's no reason to go anyplace other than Chain
Reaction!" --Mike Jacoubowsky

"Our expert staff knows what's what, and won't try and bluff
their way through if they don't. It's easy enough with an
experienced staff like ours to find an answer to just about
any question!" --Mike Jacoubowsky

Like Mark Hickey (how the hell do you work titanium frames
and chili peppers into a wrong number?), Dianne Hannah (Rolf
versus ROFL?), and a raft of others, you're too cheerful,
helpful, and friendly to inspire this kind of warped---

Er, never mind.

Cheers,

Carl Fogel

Mike Jacoubowsky said:

Should I feel good or bad I didn't make the cut? :>😉

How 'bout this: "This may sound self-serving, but as the largest OCLV
phone dealer in the country, I can tell you that this year's
XXXX-SpeedLite model addresses the wrong number problem without
sacrificing dialing speed or light weight." ? :->😉

Quoted message said:

"A phone that keeps dialing wrong numbers is, in my opinion,
junk." --Werehatrack

I'm sure I'll remember saying that someday, or at least I'll claim
that I did.
--
Typoes are a feature, not a bug.
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Words processed in a facility that contains nuts.

Quoted message said:

How 'bout this: "This may sound self-serving, but as the largest OCLV
phone dealer in the country, I can tell you that this year's
XXXX-SpeedLite model addresses the wrong number problem without
sacrificing dialing speed or light weight." ? :->😉

Have I actually used the phrase "self-serving?" Perhaps I have, maybe it's
all over the place, but I prefer to use something along the lines of "Please
keep in mind that my observations and recommendations are to be considered
100% totally biased, since we're the largest OCLV dealer in the country."
I'll let others figure out how to modify that into a phone thing if they
wish...

--Mike Jacoubowsky
Chain Reaction Bicycles
www.ChainReaction.com
Redwood City & Los Altos, CA USA

"Ozark Bicycle" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
news:[email hidden]...

Quoted message said:

Mike Jacoubowsky said:

Should I feel good or bad I didn't make the cut? :>😉

How 'bout this: "This may sound self-serving, but as the largest OCLV
phone dealer in the country, I can tell you that this year's
XXXX-SpeedLite model addresses the wrong number problem without
sacrificing dialing speed or light weight." ? :->😉

beetsme? morefog?

but google solves all - for exampull
"You're not sorry. Knock it off." --Jobst Brandt

search goggle as - You're not sorry. Knock it off Jobst Brandt -
for the thoughts of the most excellent Herr Brandt

carl shows upon page ten of the Jobst Brandt search
and casts evil shadows on the nature of the endeavor's shallowness
but 'ooozing datakoll' does not, today, maybe tomorrow?

On Tue, 25 Apr 2006 21:18:08 GMT, "Mike Jacoubowsky"
<[email hidden]> wrote:

[snip]

"Nuts!" --Mike "Killer Squirrels" Jacoubowsky

Mike Jacoubowsky said:

Quoted message said:

How 'bout this: "This may sound self-serving, but as the largest OCLV
phone dealer in the country, I can tell you that this year's
XXXX-SpeedLite model addresses the wrong number problem without
sacrificing dialing speed or light weight." ? :->😉

Have I actually used the phrase "self-serving?" Perhaps I have, maybe it's
all over the place, but I prefer to use something along the lines of "Please
keep in mind that my observations and recommendations are to be considered
100% totally biased, since we're the largest OCLV dealer in the country."
I'll let others figure out how to modify that into a phone thing if they
wish...

I was just being lazy and saving keystrokes, Mike.....all in good fun.

Quoted message said:

carl shows upon page ten of the Jobst Brandt search
and casts evil shadows on the nature of the endeavor's shallowness
but 'ooozing datakoll' does not, today, maybe tomorrow?

Scary. Keep it under wraps for now.
--
Phil, Squid-in-Training