It sounds to me like, "Can an ant survive among the big predators?"
Well, sort of, they run the risk of being stepped upon, but they got
the "freedom" to run around. Welcome to the Jungle...
The Bicycle Diaries
Is it possible to live in America without a car? Uh, sort of.
By Bill Gifford
"I can't believe how windy it is today," said the woman in line at the
pet store.
"I know," said the cashier. Then, rolling her eyes and nodding
meaningfully in my direction, she added, "and some people are riding
their bikes."
"Mmmm," said her customer, gathering up her kitty litter and heading
for her minivan, studiously avoiding even a glance in my direction,
which was difficult because I was holding the door open for her.
After two weeks of riding my bicycle everywhere, I'd gotten used to
people treating me as if I were somehow not right in the head. Store
clerks ignored me, old men gave me the hard stare, soccer moms avoided
eye contact. After all, almost nobody in America rides a bike if they
can afford a car.
But after Katrina jacked gas prices toward $4 a gallon, my Volvo
station wagon was starting to seem a lot less affordable. It wasn't
just the $50 fill-ups, either, but the $400-plus repair bill that
resulted from the Volvo's annual state inspection, on top of a $200
insurance payment, and the costly new drive shaft that she still needs,
the insatiable beast. In mid-October, under the influence of warm fall
weather and a recent visit to Amsterdam, I decided to opt out of
humanity's little deal with the Devil, known as the automobile.
Long story short: At least I tried.
It seemed easy enough. I'm what the newspapers call an "avid"
cyclist-rhymes with "rabid." I own four bikes, which I rarely use for
actual transportation. Like most of the 90 million Americans who swung
a leg over a bicycle last year, including our president, I rode for
fitness and recreation only.
Then, last month, I went to Amsterdam for a friend's birthday party. I
was amazed: Everyone rode bikes, everywhere. I saw 80-year-olds
pedaling along beside young mothers with two and even three small
children perched on various parts of their bikes, and dads trundling
off to work in business suits and nice Italian shoes. The Dutch, I
later learned, conduct 30 percent of all their trips-to work, for
errands, socially-by bike. In America, that figure is less than 1
percent. We drive 84 percent of the time, even though most of our trips
are less than 2 miles long. More than three-quarters of us commute
alone by car, compared with just half a million (way less than 1
percent) who do so by bike, according to the 2000 Census. As a
"committed" cyclist-another loaded adjective-I'd always tut-tutted
these kinds of statistics.
In late October, I took a vow of automotive abstinence. I'd go
everywhere by bike: daily errands, social events, even the "office" (a
Wi-Fi cafe where I often work-4 miles away, over a decent-sized
hill). I don't commute to an actual job, but I would go somewhere every
day, rain or shine. I allowed a few exceptions, like emergency vet
visits and picking up friends from the train station. Otherwise, I'd be
helping to cut down on greenhouse-gas pollution and traffic congestion,
while keeping myself in shape. I was well ahead of the curve: According
to one survey, gas would have to hit $5 per gallon before a majority of
Americans would consider walking or riding bikes as alternative
transportation.
I'm not like most Americans: I have no kids to chauffeur to soccer
practice, no elderly parents to care for, and I commute in slippers. I
would still need to eat, however, and I would continue to go to
restaurants and movies and parties and shopping. Although I live in a
semirural area, suburbia is closing in on all sides, with more housing
developments every year. As in much of suburbia, there are almost no
services within easy walking distance: It's 2 miles to the convenience
store where I buy the New York Times, 6 miles to the grocery and pet
stores, 4 miles to my favorite bar. The former country roads around
here are becoming busier all the time. Luckily, a defunct local railway
line had recently been converted to a 17-mile recreation trail that
passes fairly close to the stores I most often visit, as well as a
couple of pretty good bars and restaurants. I'd be riding a lot of
miles, but as it turned out, the mileage wouldn't be the problem.
That first Sunday, I hopped on a bike to go get the paper, just a
couple miles down the rail-trail. I wore jeans, mistake No. 1: By the
time I reached the Sunoco, I was profoundly chafed, and worse, my
Banana Republic jeans now sported a black, greasy streak at about
midcalf, from rubbing against the chain. It was chilly, and I was a tad
hung over from a party the night before. By the time I got home, I had
a raging tension headache, thanks to my hunched-over riding position.
Three Advils later, I looked at my bike with fresh eyes. It had a
skinny little seat that all but required me to wear padded cycling
pants when I rode. The handlebars were set forward and low, so a
stretchy top was also a must-with a long tail, to avoid showing the
cyclist's equivalent of plumber's crack. And it had special "clipless"
pedals, which required me to wear special stiff-soled shoes with metal
cleats on the bottom. Great for riding, not so much for walking. My
beloved mountain bike had always seemed so comfortable on the local
dirt trails. But like most bikes sold in the United States, it was an
exercise machine, and not intended to be used for transportation.
(There are some bikes that work well for city/transport use, including
the functional Breezer, the retro-stylin' Electra line of cruisers, and
the supremely elegant Bianchi Milano, which is what I'd ride if I
actually lived in Milano.)
Years ago, when I commuted by bike to an office job at a magazine, I
had established a little routine. It was 6 miles each way, and I made
sure to ride at a slow pace so I wouldn't get too sweaty. Arriving at
work before most of my colleagues, I'd shut my office door and read
e-mails while I cooled down. Then I'd swab myself with Old Spice Red
Zone and change into work clothes, trading my cycling shoes for the old
Kenneth Coles I kept under my desk. By the time everyone else arrived,
clutching their Dunkin' Donuts coffee, I was fully dressed, awake, and
presentable. Then one morning, while I was locking my bike to a parking
meter, I happened to see the publisher, a pudgy-fingered little man who
liked French cuffs and hated bike messengers, which is exactly what I
resembled at that moment. My career at that magazine ended shortly
thereafter.
I've got a whole dresser full of cycling clothes. And they work well,
for their intended purpose, which is exercising. I actually thought
they looked sort of cool, as long as you didn't venture into the
neon-yellow end of the color spectrum (or worse, purple). But as my
first week carless progressed I realized that bike clothes only look
good when you're actually riding a bike. The moment you stop, get off,
and walk around among normally-dressed people-say, when you drop by
the local Kmart and stroll about, in skintight Spandex, holding a
toilet plunger-bike clothes don't seem quite so cool.
As I approached the Kmart cash registers in this early visit, metal
cleats clicking on the linoleum tile, the cashier girls stopped
comparing their incarcerated boyfriends and stared. Then they looked
away. One studied her nails, while the other concentrated on scanning
the plunger and counting change. This, I'd come to recognize, was The
Silence, the awkward, get-this-over-with tension that often accompanied
transactions where one party is clad head-to-toe in stretch synthetics
that might not smell so great. I paid, grabbed the plunger, and
click-clacked out the automatic sliding doors, to everyone's relief.
And as I pedaled away, I realized that bike clothes aren't merely ugly,
to normal people: They're transgressive.
So I did an extreme biker makeover: I bought baggy shorts to wear over
my padded cycling clothes, to spare the sensibilities of store clerks
and my fellow customers. I wore neutral-toned jerseys but kept the
bright-gold nylon jacket, because it made me more visible and thus
safer. I ditched the fancy pedals for regular, flat pedals, so I could
ride in normal shoes. And I attached a rack to one of my racing bikes,
an act of utter bike-geek sacrilege. It didn't matter: Sooner or later,
I'd need to go get dog food.
Still, by the end of that first shakedown week, I was growing to enjoy
my bike-bound, self-propelled life. I'd made an executive decision to
ride slowly, because it wasn't fun to get all Lance Armstrong-sweaty
and then stand in line at Foodland, sweating all over the broccoli. By
necessity, I chose less-traveled roads, which led me to some
interesting local discoveries, like a natural-foods market run by the
Amish that stocked wild salmon and bison steaks. I got exactly one flat
tire, on a 12-mile trek to have my DVD player repaired. Luckily I
carried a spare tube-essential for any ride, as is a helmet-and was
back on my way in less time than it would have taken to get my Volvo
filled up and washed.
Since I couldn't carry more than about two or three bags worth of
groceries, I needed to go shopping more often, but as long as the
weather held, I didn't mind. In fact, I looked forward to longer trips,
like a 10-mile jaunt to a local college library. The fresh air and
exercise kept me alert during the afternoons, and after humping an Oven
Stuffer Roaster up a 2-mile grade, there was certainly no need to go to
the gym. At night, after a beer or two at the bar, I was probably safer
riding on the wide, empty rail-trail than driving on the dark, narrow
rural roads-and there were certainly no cherry-picking local cops
lurking on the bike path.
Best of all, the bike turned out to be the hottest dating vehicle I've
ever owned. One Sunday, my girlfriend and I rode to a nearby tavern for
burgers and beers. We sat outside, enjoying one of the last of the warm
fall afternoons and then wobbled back up the hill to our town. We got
home feeling slightly sweaty, a bit tipsy, and full of adrenaline. (She
opted out of the grocery-shopping trips, however, and refused to bike
home from the Amtrak station at 10 p.m. on Friday nights.)
Slowly but surely, I started running low on dog food. And the thing
about dog food is that the more you buy, the cheaper it is: A 5-pound
bag of my pups' preferred brand goes for $12, while the 15-pounder
costs $25. Plus, the 5-pounder would only last two or three days at the
most, which is how I ended up in the pet store, lashing an alarmingly
heavy sack of "Cowboy Cookout"-flavored kibble to my bike rack.
Once the load was secured, I set out, navigating the rather tricky
strip-mall exit onto a busy state road. It soon became clear, as I
pedaled along the gravel-strewn shoulder, that I had failed to
anticipate the sketchy handling characteristics of a 19-pound bike
laded with 15 pounds of dog food in a 25-mile-an-hour crosswind. One
especially nasty gust pushed my top-heavy steed into the busy traffic
lane; as I swerved back to the shoulder, the Cowboy Cookout decided to
continue in a straight line, and the rear wheel skidded around, nearly
tossing me into the guardrail.
That night, I went to watch Monday Night Football in the next town
over. It was a beautiful, moonlit night, unseasonably warm (the wind
had died down), and bright enough that I didn't even need my headlamp.
As I sped home through the woods, I soon forgot about the Eagles'
catastrophic loss. I crawled contentedly into bed ... and awoke with a
full-blown head cold. It was my third minicold since I'd started this
experiment, probably thanks to all the sweating and chilling I'd put
myself through.
At any rate, I wanted only one thing: soup. And I had no soup. It was
40 degrees and pouring down rain. Without a second thought, I hopped
into the car and raced down to Foodland, where I stocked up on
Campbell's Select Savory Chicken and Long-Grain Rice, and other
necessities (like ice cream) that I'd been doing without. On the way
home, I passed the Sunoco station. $2.49 a gallon for premium, I
decided, was a terrific bargain.
Bill Gifford is a correspondent for Outside.
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