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  1. This morning I was at a set of lights next to a chap in a late model white corvette. For the next 10 mins, this guy proceeded to tear off from traffic light to traffic light, going way over the speed limit each time. He was not gaining any overall time on the commute due to traffic conditions.

    There is a little rat run that I take. It ends at a T-intersection with the main drag again. Anyhow, I was at the T, and just up the road to my left were police with radar guns. One takes aim then steps into the middle of the road and signals to a driver to pull over. Driver comes past (as I wait to enter main drag). ..... ....... ......... hahahahahah it is white corvette.

    I pulled over and told young copper that I had watched this fool accelerate and speed in between numerous sets of traffic lights from the top of Camp Hill all the way to Coorparoo (where he got booked). Coppers take my details and tell me they will probably book him for dangerous driving anyway because when he pulled into their line of sight he was losing the back end of his car due to putting all the power down in the middle of the corner way doen the road (Tokyo Drift style by the sound of it). Anyway, it was a nice start what will surely be a suckful week at work.

  2. I guess I shoulda known

    By the way u parked your car sideways

    That it wouldnt last

    (Sorry, couldn't resist :o )

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    cfsmtb said:

    I guess I shoulda known

    By the way u parked your car sideways

    That it wouldnt last

    (Sorry, couldn't resist :o )

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    Baby you're much too fast !!!!!!!!!!!

    *hips a swingin*

  4. OMG....white corvette, I have had the pleasure of exchanging words with that guy!!!

  5. Rhino-x said:

    OMG....white corvette, I have had the pleasure of exchanging words with that guy!!!

    what was said?

    "Hey fella. Is it a good replacement for Viagra?"

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    Rhino-x said:

    OMG....white corvette, I have had the pleasure of exchanging words with that guy!!!

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    I'm not surprised. What I saw this morning was up there with some of the most irresponsible conduct behind the wheel I've had the misfortune to witness. Should have noted the rego number and posted it on those "dob in a loser driver" type sites.

    Did you see him around the inner eastern suburbs?

  7. Rhino-x said:

    OMG....white corvette, I have had the pleasure of exchanging words with
    that guy!!!

    Ask him how much for a cap of coke? Or can he get you a companion?

    donga

  8. On 2006-06-18, monsterman (aka Bruce)
    was almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea:

    Quoted message said:

    I pulled over and told young copper that I had watched this fool
    accelerate and speed in between numerous sets of traffic lights from
    the top of Camp Hill all the way to Coorparoo (where he got booked).
    Coppers take my details and tell me they will probably book him for
    dangerous driving anyway because when he pulled into their line of
    sight he was losing the back end of his car due to putting all the
    power down in the middle of the corner way doen the road (Tokyo Drift
    style by the sound of it). Anyway, it was a nice start what will
    surely be a suckful week at work.

    Monsterman, if you weren't in Brisbane, I'd owe you a beer.

    --
    TimC
    ``Here, sanity ... niiiiiice sanity, come to daddy ... okay, that's a
    good sanity ... {*THWONK!*} _Got_ the [censored].'' -- Anthony de Boer in ASR

  9. monsterman said:

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    Rhino-x said:

    OMG....white corvette, I have had the pleasure of exchanging words with
    that guy!!!

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    I'm not surprised. What I saw this morning was up there with some of
    the most irresponsible conduct behind the wheel I've had the misfortune
    to witness. Should have noted the rego number and posted it on those
    "dob in a loser driver" type sites.

    Did you see him around the inner eastern suburbs?


    Hmmm. If you can do a search on vehicle types you might have a look for
    him 🙂

    Dave

  10. TimC said:

    Monsterman, if you weren't in Brisbane, I'd owe you a beer.

    Speaking of which, when's the next Goatage happening?

    --
    My Usenet From: address now expires after two weeks. If you email me, and
    the mail bounces, try changing the bit before the "@ to usenet".

  11. Stuart Lamble said:


    Speaking of which, when's the next Goatage happening?

    Easy. Learn to pay attention to a.b posts or join the email list.
    http://groups.yahoo.com/group/pub_bug/

  12. flyingdutch said:
    Rhino-x said:

    OMG....white corvette, I have had the pleasure of exchanging words with
    that guy!!!

    what was said?

    "Hey fella. Is it a good replacement for Viagra?"

    Hey Dutchy, what ended up happening to your post office pursuiters?
    any news? What were they carrying in the boot? Are they meeting Bubba
    for a night's dilation anytime soon?

  13. cfsmtb said:


    Stuart Lamble said:


    Speaking of which, when's the next Goatage happening?

    Easy. Learn to pay attention to a.b posts or join the email list.
    http://groups.yahoo.com/group/pub_bug/

    I am a simple soul, with relatively little time on my hands. If the subject
    on a.b isn't reasonably clear (eg: "Goat this Friday", the odds are pretty
    good that I'll miss it. I only have so many hours in the day to keep tabs
    on Usenet ...

    --
    My Usenet From: address now expires after two weeks. If you email me, and
    the mail bounces, try changing the bit before the "@ to usenet".

  14. Rhino-x said:

    OMG....white corvette, I have had the pleasure of exchanging words with
    that guy!!!

    I know a guy, in Brisbane, who drives a white corvette. Can't be too
    many. He's a bald man with a moustache, name Hayward or something.
    Familiar?

    T

  15. Tamyka Bell said:


    I know a guy, in Brisbane, who drives a white corvette. Can't be too
    many. He's a bald man with a moustache, name Hayward or something.
    Familiar?

    Does Hayward like slappin' bass soundtrack? 😄

    wakawaka wow...

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