Why aren't bakes allowed on the runway at the airport while jets are taking off and landing

Chris Foster said:

huh???

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Because governments have a policy of oppressing cyclists. Dont believe
me? Hang around and the usual suspects will tell you ....

Someone will tell you that according to a study, you have more chance of
getting a serious head injury while having a tug over a "mens magazine"
then you have of getting sucked into a 747s jet turbines while cycling
in front of a taxiing jumbo so why dont masturbators have to wear
helmets too? etc etc etc

I think the vibrations from jets will collapse baked goods. Ever see a
loaf of bread collapsed? Not pretty. Not that anyone in their right
mind will drag an oven onto a runway.

Chris Foster said:

huh???

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You gotta watch all those sneeky baked goods. Cakes that have fallen are
tby far the worst!!

Thanks for the chuckle

I think the vibrations from jets will collapse baked goods. Ever see a

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loaf of bread collapsed? Not pretty. Not that anyone in their right
mind will drag an oven onto a runway.

Chris Foster said:

huh???

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Chris Foster said:

huh???

Bakes? Not sure but thre probably is some regulation about open flames
on the runway. You might see if you could get away with an electric
stove.