I don't know why people bemoan the obvious regarding Tour de France
winners, and the other participants.
Come on, folks. Common sense tells us that bikers CAN NOT EVEN COMPETE
in this event unless they're fueled by illegal, but largely
undetectable, enhancement drugs! ALL OF 'EM! And sometimes, like
Floyd, they get caught.
And please don't insist that Lance Armstrong "won the right way,"
unless you also mean the wrong way!
Now, for the umpteenth time, "for all you youngsters out there," with
so many multi-millions of endorsement and appearance $ DOLLARS $ at
stake, do you think ANY rational biker would even consider ENTERING a
big event like the TDF without FIRST carefully choosing to ingest the
best possible menu of performance-enhancing drugs?
And do you think ONE guy--Armstrong--could win SEVEN straight
TDFs--against fierce world-class competition--without the assistance of
drugs?
And do you even fully believe Lance's cancer survival stories? Like
overcoming BRAIN cancer? Like, you don't buy the notion that, just
maybe, some public relations-cum- sports agent didn't dream at least
some of this up to boost publicity and recognition?
What a STORY, right? Don't cry because you bought it hook, line and
sinker. After all, you're not alone!
IF you're STILL in denial, relax. And enjoy future Tours de France,
safe in the knowledge that all those buff young men are on illegal
chemicals, and thus the field is, after all, truly COMPETITIVE.
Maybe we'll call it the Tour de Drug, or Tour de Hormone, or Tour de
Alchemie, oui?
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