Favorite Bumper Sticker?

"These are not the droids you're looking for"

nns1400 said:

look out for those stickers........

These ones are 'multi-lingual' :-)

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"So many cats - so few recipes"

"I love cats, but I couldn't a whole one at one meal"

Bumper sticker on the rear of an ancient Morris minor being driven by a little old lady.
[font=Comic Sans MS]This car's constipated,it hasn't passed anything in month's[/font]

heres a doozy

"Keep hooting - I'm re-loading"

Bargearse said:

"So many cats - so few recipes"

"I love cats, but I couldn't a whole one at one meal"

LOL, you're winning! 🙂

Saw this on a tshirt.
"I stayed in New Orleans for Hurricane Katrina and all I got was this lousy shirt, a Plasma TV, and a new Cadillac."

somewhere in texas a village is missing it's idiot

"dad, what was the bill of rights?"

my kid can beat your honor roll student in the sprint

ask me about my dyslexic grandchildren

for a small town, we sure have a lot of @$$h0!#5

question authority

[quote="nns1400"]Okay, I have one caveat: it has to be funny. I laugh at funny bumper stickers even if I disagree with the general premise.

I saw this one today,

I like these:

Wurm said:

I like these:

So far, so good, though some of you are skirting off the comedy path here. Wurm, your Republican lawyer one shows you could possibly have a sense of humor in there somewhere.:eek:

Hypnospin - the phrase "question authority" is neither funny nor original. You'll have to make up for that one!

In the interest of fair and balanced bumper sticker reporting:

"Ted Kennedy's car has killed more people than my gun."

hardee har har

nns1400 said:

Wurm, your Republican lawyer one shows you could possibly have a sense of humor in there somewhere.:eek:

He and stevebaby must be brothers. 😄

thebluetrain said:

He and stevebaby must be brothers. 😄

Have you heard about the secret underground race of reptilian shape shifters?? you can find out about them on the same shelf as Crossing the Rubicon. Coincidence? I don't know...............

nns1400 said:

Have you heard about the secret underground race of reptilian shape shifters?? you can find out about them on the same shelf as Crossing the Rubicon. Coincidence? I don't know...............

Never heard of them, Maybe I'll just try to find them on "wikipedia", stevebaby's lifeline.🙄

thebluetrain said:

Never heard of them, Maybe I'll just try to find them on "wikipedia", stevebaby's lifeline.🙄

I'll make it easy for you:
en.wikipedia.orgDavid IckeOpen ↗

I think it is possible that David Icke and Wurm are the same person. :eek:

For a huge laugh go to:
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this is funnier than any bumper sticker you will ever see.....

[font=Comic Sans MS]Seen pasted on a Landrover[/font]
[font=Century Gothic]I'D RATHER PUSH MY LANDIE THAN DRIVE JAP [censored].[/font]
[font=Century Gothic][/font]
[font=Century Gothic]a couple of weeks later,i saw the same guy broken down on the side of the freeway,i was in a hurry otherwise i would have offered to tow him with my Nissan.[/font]

I saw ths one on the back of a plumber's ute...said:

"Honk if your a terrorist"

I dunno, i thought it was funny.

nns1400 said:

I'll make it easy for you:
en.wikipedia.orgDavid IckeOpen ↗

I think it is possible that David Icke and Wurm are the same person.

David Icke is actually a right-winger.That's pretty funny.
Please pay attention in class or you won't learn anything.
😄