classic1 said:You forgot window licking.
Fair go, I only do all that when they look like they are gonna refuse the discount.
Heh.
More seriously, there are five different magpies attacking me on my regular saturday morning ride here in armidale.
The worst one is in town (I swear I could feel the beak snapping millimetres from my ear). Vicious, short swoops and lots of beak clacking, aiming for flesh rather than helmet (that sounds a bit rude!). I can avoid this [censored] by cycling up the hill so only discovered him last saturday, nasty surprise that it was.
The second one is a two swooper up a hill out of town, nasty but only occasionally brushes the helmet with it's claws. Easy to see this one as I'm riding west and you can see the [censored] shadow.
The third one is a hovering sonofabitch that makes scary noises but doesn't actually hit you. Again, not too bad, still riding west at this stage so you can at least see the shadow.
After I've turned north, the fourth one screams down for one or two swoops from the east, so he attacks from the side. This one feels like he would knock you clean off your bike if he made contact. I got my old steel bike up to nearly 60km/h trying to get beat the bugger (on the flat). Talk about jelly legs after that.
The fifth one is smaller (cycling back east by this stage, so you can't see the friggin shadow). He's almost a relief though as he's mostly just noisy.
I'm wearing my ear warmers next saturday, but seriously, do the cable ties work or not? I don't care too much about getting pecked or scratched on the back of the neck, but getting my ears pecked is making me paranoid.
I don't want to be attacked by eagles if I strap a bit of christmas tinsel to the helmet either. I've seen more than one of the big [censored] circling around here and I figure a magpie is relatively harmless compared to something that can carry off a lamb.
I thought about the fake eye thing, but maybe that just annoys 'em. 😠