I could make Ride-A-Lot a Jedi Knight of MTBing, he would be able to rampage over any type of terrain put in front of him.
He's a psychological disaster, someone treated him like he was a sponge all his life, he grew up and has the mentality and body like a penguin, and performs like a penguin on a bike, when he takes a MTB onto the mountain, but doesn't MTB.
And currently, all his associates and those he would call friends, nurture him like he's a penguin, with a personality of a sponge.
I could make him like Luke Skywalker, for I am Yoda the MTBers.
Do you have a life sized picture of RAL above your bed? --Slack
That would be hard because I don't think you get the same bed every night in a homeless shelter.
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I could make Ride-A-Lot supreme Jedi Knight of MTBing, but he must pay.
Ride-A-Lot has no confidence and is lonely, that is why he is out showcasing himself. He wants to feel important to the MTBing community worldwide, and wishes everyone would see his pictures and praise him. I wouldn't have a problem with this if there was some impressive MTBing footage, but there is none, Ride-A-Lot rides his bike like he's an elderly gentlewoman from a nursing home, and cannot ride any terrain worthy of a MTB. Yet Ride-A-Lot has the nerve to take shots at me, and wise crack. Boy oh boy is she-he in for it. Unless she-he meets up with me, buys me a camera, and I transform she-he into a man on a MTB, she-he is in for eternity of insults, quite worthy of their explanation.
