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Ride-A-Lot my hero of feminism

LIBERATOR · 2006-11-15T08:03:59+00:00

Ride-A-Lot is my hero. My hero of feminism and gentleness, and female energy. He is a plumpy delicate guy, so trying desperately to be masculine, and this is why he parades his photos for us, so we praise him as being a tough strong penguin on a MTB. He is so astute in his female presence, I just want to hug the buggers out of him. He has a $5,000.00 bike, and can't ride over $5.00 worth of rocks or jumps or waterlogs. He says it's because of his balance, and I know, any little challenge in life throws females out of balance, so much they want to practice witchcraft and subdue everyone by it, and what do you know, Ride-A-Lot is a witchcraft medium of command & conquer. Poor she-he, he could be tough if she just tried. Big fat fishy eatin birdy.

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LIBERATOR
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15 November 2006, 08:03 UTC #1

Ride-A-Lot is my hero.
My hero of feminism and gentleness, and female energy.
He is a plumpy delicate guy, so trying desperately to be masculine, and
this is why he parades his photos for us, so we praise him as being a
tough strong penguin on a MTB.
He is so astute in his female presence, I just want to hug the buggers
out of him.
He has a $5,000.00 bike, and can't ride over $5.00 worth of rocks or
jumps or waterlogs.
He says it's because of his balance, and I know, any little challenge
in life throws females out of balance, so much they want to practice
witchcraft and subdue everyone by it, and what do you know, Ride-A-Lot
is a witchcraft medium of command & conquer.
Poor she-he, he could be tough if she just tried.
Big fat fishy eatin birdy.

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tdprado
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15 November 2006, 10:03 UTC #2

Do you have to try hard to be a d**k luberator or does it come naturally?
"LIBERATOR" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Ride-A-Lot is my hero.
My hero of feminism and gentleness, and female energy.
He is a plumpy delicate guy, so trying desperately to be masculine, and
this is why he parades his photos for us, so we praise him as being a
tough strong penguin on a MTB.
He is so astute in his female presence, I just want to hug the buggers
out of him.
He has a $5,000.00 bike, and can't ride over $5.00 worth of rocks or
jumps or waterlogs.
He says it's because of his balance, and I know, any little challenge
in life throws females out of balance, so much they want to practice
witchcraft and subdue everyone by it, and what do you know, Ride-A-Lot
is a witchcraft medium of command & conquer.
Poor she-he, he could be tough if she just tried.
Big fat fishy eatin birdy.

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LIBERATOR
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15 November 2006, 14:23 UTC #3

tdprado said:
Do you have to try hard to be a d**k luberator or does it come naturally?
Hey he's the one that started throwing wise cracks at me, and insulting
me, so I'm just proving my superior talents in insult exchanges.
If he wants to say he's sorry and apologize for all his kookery, I'm
more than willing to hear his apology.
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Ride-A-Lot is my hero.
My hero of feminism and gentleness, and female energy.
He is a plumpy delicate guy, so trying desperately to be masculine, and
this is why he parades his photos for us, so we praise him as being a
tough strong penguin on a MTB.
He is so astute in his female presence, I just want to hug the buggers
out of him.
He has a $5,000.00 bike, and can't ride over $5.00 worth of rocks or
jumps or waterlogs.
He says it's because of his balance, and I know, any little challenge
in life throws females out of balance, so much they want to practice
witchcraft and subdue everyone by it, and what do you know, Ride-A-Lot
is a witchcraft medium of command & conquer.
Poor she-he, he could be tough if she just tried.
Big fat fishy eatin birdy.

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Shaun Bell
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16 November 2006, 17:26 UTC #4

"LIBERATOR" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
over $5.00 worth of rocks or jumps or waterlogs.
Water log? That's a stunt? Hmmm. As for rock gardens....that just what
you have to ride through to get to the real stuff lol. You should be
careful who you make fun of. There's always someone better no matter how
good you get. Hell, most 12 year olds are out there kicking my butt.
Shaun Bell

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Shaun Bell
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16 November 2006, 18:17 UTC #5

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"LIBERATOR" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
over $5.00 worth of rocks or jumps or waterlogs.
Water log? That's a stunt? Hmmm. As for rock gardens....that just what
you have to ride through to get to the real stuff lol. You should be
careful who you make fun of. There's always someone better no matter how
good you get. Hell, most 12 year olds are out there kicking my butt.
Shaun Bell
Oh, I forgot.... I've got a new carbon Sworks enduro coming, bling bling.
Thinks that even more than 5K. Poke all the fun you want LOL!
Shaun (mtdewdewd) Bell

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MattB
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16 November 2006, 19:32 UTC #6

Shaun Bell said:
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"LIBERATOR" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
over $5.00 worth of rocks or jumps or waterlogs.
Water log? That's a stunt? Hmmm. As for rock gardens....that just what
you have to ride through to get to the real stuff lol. You should be
careful who you make fun of. There's always someone better no matter how
good you get. Hell, most 12 year olds are out there kicking my butt.
Shaun Bell
Oh, I forgot.... I've got a new carbon Sworks enduro coming, bling bling.
Thinks that even more than 5K. Poke all the fun you want LOL!
Shaun (mtdewdewd) Bell
Sweet! I've had my eye on those too, but I just can't spend the cash
right now. Let us know how you like it!
Matt (just got a new Paul Word Disk FHub in the mail - nice)

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16 November 2006, 20:20 UTC #7

LIBERATOR said:
tdprado said:
Do you have to try hard to be a d**k luberator or does it come naturally?
Hey he's the one that started throwing wise cracks at me, and insulting
me, so I'm just proving my superior talents in insult exchanges.
There's no exchange, idiot.
It's just you verbally
masturbating in front of an
audience. Reality check, bueller?

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JD
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16 November 2006, 22:52 UTC #8

Shaun Bell said:
"Shaun Bell" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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"LIBERATOR" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
over $5.00 worth of rocks or jumps or waterlogs.
Water log? That's a stunt? Hmmm. As for rock gardens....that just what
you have to ride through to get to the real stuff lol. You should be
careful who you make fun of. There's always someone better no matter how
good you get. Hell, most 12 year olds are out there kicking my butt.
Shaun Bell
Oh, I forgot.... I've got a new carbon Sworks enduro coming, bling bling.
Thinks that even more than 5K. Poke all the fun you want LOL!
Shaun (mtdewdewd) Bell
Funny how you're morphing into an old man xc rider.
JD morphing the other direction on natural terrain

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G.T.
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16 November 2006, 23:19 UTC #9

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over $5.00 worth of rocks or jumps or waterlogs.
Water log? That's a stunt? Hmmm. As for rock gardens....that just

what
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you have to ride through to get to the real stuff lol. You should be
careful who you make fun of. There's always someone better no matter

how
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good you get. Hell, most 12 year olds are out there kicking my butt.
Shaun Bell
Oh, I forgot.... I've got a new carbon Sworks enduro coming, bling

bling.
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Thinks that even more than 5K. Poke all the fun you want LOL!
Shaun (mtdewdewd) Bell
Funny how you're morphing into an old man xc rider.
JD morphing the other direction on natural terrain
Yeah, escalation is a harsh reality. Soon enough you'll be calling and
asking me to bring a hammer and nails on our next ride and eventually you'll
have a whole line of stunts built on the secret trail dropping off of Mt
Gleason.
Greg

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LIBERATOR
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17 November 2006, 08:07 UTC #10

JD said:
Shaun Bell said:
"Shaun Bell" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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"LIBERATOR" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
over $5.00 worth of rocks or jumps or waterlogs.
Water log? That's a stunt? Hmmm. As for rock gardens....that just what
you have to ride through to get to the real stuff lol. You should be
careful who you make fun of. There's always someone better no matter how
good you get. Hell, most 12 year olds are out there kicking my butt.
Shaun Bell
Oh, I forgot.... I've got a new carbon Sworks enduro coming, bling bling.
Thinks that even more than 5K. Poke all the fun you want LOL!
Shaun (mtdewdewd) Bell
Funny how you're morphing into an old man xc rider.
JD morphing the other direction on natural terrain
JD & Matt also my heros of gayness and feminism. They're Ride-A-Lots
wingmen, partners in [censored] riding, Penguin Squadron Aces at avoiding
mean trails. I noticed J.D.s picts, he threads doesn't shred over
rocks, he threads them, he's a WUS.
Right J.D.?

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Shaun Bell
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25 November 2006, 16:52 UTC #11

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Shaun Bell said:
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"LIBERATOR" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
over $5.00 worth of rocks or jumps or waterlogs.
Water log? That's a stunt? Hmmm. As for rock gardens....that just
what
you have to ride through to get to the real stuff lol. You should be
careful who you make fun of. There's always someone better no matter
how
good you get. Hell, most 12 year olds are out there kicking my butt.
Shaun Bell
Oh, I forgot.... I've got a new carbon Sworks enduro coming, bling bling.
Thinks that even more than 5K. Poke all the fun you want LOL!
Shaun (mtdewdewd) Bell
Funny how you're morphing into an old man xc rider.
JD morphing the other direction on natural terrain
The natural stuff is the real deal. Well made stunts are usually built for
success. Mother nature is not so accommodating lol. I remember the first
time down Sex Boy on Cypress (Vancouver). Not a stunt in site and yet I
left leaking a lot of body fluid. All I can say is don't brake on the green
slimy rocks lol!
Shaun Bell

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LIBERATOR
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26 November 2006, 06:13 UTC #12

Shaun Bell said:
"LIBERATOR" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
over $5.00 worth of rocks or jumps or waterlogs.
Water log? That's a stunt? Hmmm. As for rock gardens....that just what
you have to ride through to get to the real stuff lol. You should be
careful who you make fun of. There's always someone better no matter how
good you get. Hell, most 12 year olds are out there kicking my butt.
Shaun Bell
Show us your data of you performing at your superior feats otherwise
STFU!

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Shaun Bell
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28 November 2006, 01:58 UTC #13

"LIBERATOR" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Shaun Bell said:
"LIBERATOR" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
over $5.00 worth of rocks or jumps or waterlogs.
Water log? That's a stunt? Hmmm. As for rock gardens....that just what
you have to ride through to get to the real stuff lol. You should be
careful who you make fun of. There's always someone better no matter how
good you get. Hell, most 12 year olds are out there kicking my butt.
Shaun Bell
Show us your data of you performing at your superior feats otherwise
STFU!
Did you say something?

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LIBERATOR
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29 November 2006, 08:05 UTC #14

Shaun Bell said:
"LIBERATOR" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Shaun Bell said:
"LIBERATOR" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
over $5.00 worth of rocks or jumps or waterlogs.
Water log? That's a stunt? Hmmm. As for rock gardens....that just what
you have to ride through to get to the real stuff lol. You should be
careful who you make fun of. There's always someone better no matter how
good you get. Hell, most 12 year olds are out there kicking my butt.
Shaun Bell
Show us your data of you performing at your superior feats otherwise
STFU!
Did you say something?
Yeah, you're a fake.

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wizardB
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29 November 2006, 16:56 UTC #15

LIBERATOR said:
Shaun Bell said:
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> "LIBERATOR" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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> over $5.00 worth of rocks or jumps or waterlogs.
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> Water log? That's a stunt? Hmmm. As for rock gardens....that just what
> you have to ride through to get to the real stuff lol. You should be
> careful who you make fun of. There's always someone better no matter how
> good you get. Hell, most 12 year olds are out there kicking my butt.
>
> Shaun Bell
Show us your data of you performing at your superior feats otherwise
STFU!

Did you say something?
Yeah, you're a fake.

If you all come and ride the Shore we'll show you where Free Ride got
it's name!Your candy-assed single track tough yeah right

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LIBERATOR
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30 November 2006, 15:25 UTC #16

wizardB said:
LIBERATOR said:
Shaun Bell said:
"LIBERATOR" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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> Shaun Bell wrote:
>> "LIBERATOR" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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>> over $5.00 worth of rocks or jumps or waterlogs.
>>
>>
>> Water log? That's a stunt? Hmmm. As for rock gardens....that just what
>> you have to ride through to get to the real stuff lol. You should be
>> careful who you make fun of. There's always someone better no matter how
>> good you get. Hell, most 12 year olds are out there kicking my butt.
>>
>> Shaun Bell
> Show us your data of you performing at your superior feats otherwise
> STFU!
>
Did you say something?
Yeah, you're a fake.

If you all come and ride the Shore we'll show you where Free Ride got
it's name!Your candy-assed single track tough yeah right
Where's the Shore? Are you trying to recruit fat plumpy feminin
penguins that wear pink bootys and put on florescent orange nail polish?

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