My shameful secret is out.

"Simon Mason" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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I've come finally clean to the readers of our local rag:

http://www.simonmason.karoo.net/zhdmail.htm

I rescued it from the recycling bin so it's a bit dog eared.

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Simon Mason
http://www.simonmason.karoo.net

Crumbs, a criminal in our midst!
Nuff respect to you!
Weren't there any trees about?
Peter

Simon Mason said:

I've come finally clean to the readers of our local rag:

http://www.simonmason.karoo.net/zhdmail.htm

I rescued it from the recycling bin so it's a bit dog eared.

Fined £80? That's just taking the...
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A

"Simon Mason" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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I've come finally clean to the readers of our local rag:

http://www.simonmason.karoo.net/zhdmail.htm

I rescued it from the recycling bin so it's a bit dog eared.

Never mind sweetie, we all still love you. After all, if there's no public
loo nearby, what's a bod to do - and it's easier for a bloke to resolve than
a woman!

"wafflycat" <w*a*ff£y£cat*@£btco*nn£ect.com> wrote in message
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After all, if there's no public

Quoted message said:

loo nearby, what's a bod to do - and it's easier for a bloke to resolve
than a woman!

Well, I would never stoop to going in shop doorways or anything disgusting
like that, so I thought I was on safe ground going on some grass, but plod
thought otherwise. The worst thing was, my brother started arguing the toss
and pushing the police officer away *shudder*. He could have ended up being
banged up for the night.

Since that night I now use the local cycle path network verges, well out of
sight, on my 90 minutes walk home from town.

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Simon Mason
http://www.simonmason.karoo.net

Simon Mason twisted the electrons to say:

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Since that night I now use the local cycle path network verges, well out of
sight, on my 90 minutes walk home from town.

So there is a use for what Sustrans creates after all? <grins>
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These opinions might not even be mine ...
Let alone connected with my employer ...

Simon Mason came up with the following;:

Quoted message said:

I've come finally clean to the readers of our local rag:

http://www.simonmason.karoo.net/zhdmail.htm

I rescued it from the recycling bin so it's a bit dog eared.

LOL, awful the rate of inflation.

I was done for a similar crime the night before my 18th birthday ... fined
£3 😉

--
Paul ...
(8(|) Homer Rules ..... Doh !!!

"Simon Mason" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Since that night I now use the local cycle path network verges, well out
of sight, on my 90 minutes walk home from town.

If Sustrans, seems an entirely reasonable use of farcilities ;-)

Simon Mason said:

I've come finally clean to the readers of our local rag:

http://www.simonmason.karoo.net/zhdmail.htm

Your relatives *drive*? *illegally?* 😉

"Paul - [censored]" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Quoted message said:

Simon Mason came up with the following;:

Quoted message said:

I've come finally clean to the readers of our local rag:

http://www.simonmason.karoo.net/zhdmail.htm

I rescued it from the recycling bin so it's a bit dog eared.

LOL, awful the rate of inflation.

I was done for a similar crime the night before my 18th birthday ... fined
£3 😉

£3? Which century was that? Must have been back in the days when it actually
cost a penny. There can't be many men who haven't been caught short after a
good night out. :-)

A

On Fri, 1 Dec 2006 18:52:10 -0000,

Simon Mason said:

I've come finally clean to the readers of our local rag:

http://www.simonmason.karoo.net/zhdmail.htm

I rescued it from the recycling bin so it's a bit dog eared.

I presume you didn't get put on the sex offenders register?

Tim.

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and there was light.

http://tjw.hn.org/ http://www.locofungus.btinternet.co.uk/

Simon Mason said:

I've come finally clean to the readers of our local rag:

http://www.simonmason.karoo.net/zhdmail.htm

Shame there isn't one of these in your part of the world!
http://www.johnchow.com/the-worlds-most-high-tech-urinal
:-))

Dan Gregory said:

Simon Mason said:

I've come finally clean to the readers of our local rag:

http://www.simonmason.karoo.net/zhdmail.htm

Shame there isn't one of these in your part of the world!
http://www.johnchow.com/the-worlds-most-high-tech-urinal
:-))

PS There is one in Taunton I saw it on local tele

AT came up with the following;:

Quoted message said:

"Paul - [censored]" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Quoted message said:

Simon Mason came up with the following;:

Quoted message said:

I've come finally clean to the readers of our local rag:

http://www.simonmason.karoo.net/zhdmail.htm

I rescued it from the recycling bin so it's a bit dog eared.

LOL, awful the rate of inflation.

I was done for a similar crime the night before my 18th birthday ...
fined £3 😉

£3? Which century was that? Must have been back in the days when it
actually cost a penny. There can't be many men who haven't been caught
short after a good night out. :-)

er ... I was born Nov 1959 so I guess 1977 😉

--
Paul ...
(8(|) Homer Rules ..... Doh !!!

Dan Gregory said:

Simon Mason said:

I've come finally clean to the readers of our local rag:

http://www.simonmason.karoo.net/zhdmail.htm

Shame there isn't one of these in your part of the world!
http://www.johnchow.com/the-worlds-most-high-tech-urinal
:-))

I suppose it might work in Victoria.

John Kane, Kingston ON Canada

In article <[email hidden]>

Dan Gregory said:

Simon Mason said:

I've come finally clean to the readers of our local rag:

http://www.simonmason.karoo.net/zhdmail.htm

Shame there isn't one of these in your part of the world!
http://www.johnchow.com/the-worlds-most-high-tech-urinal
:-))

That's brilliant.

Dan Gregory said:

Simon Mason said:

I've come finally clean to the readers of our local rag:

http://www.simonmason.karoo.net/zhdmail.htm

Shame there isn't one of these in your part of the world!
http://www.johnchow.com/the-worlds-most-high-tech-urinal
:-))

I wonder what might happen if one of these was erected in Manchester :-)

Günther

Dan Gregory <[email hidden]> whizzed past me
shouting

Quoted message said:

Simon Mason said:

I've come finally clean to the readers of our local rag:
http://www.simonmason.karoo.net/zhdmail.htm

Shame there isn't one of these in your part of the world!
http://www.johnchow.com/the-worlds-most-high-tech-urinal
:-))

Shame he didn't use the lav before he left the pub, as a woman would.
No sympathy - I'd make him wear a nappy for the next six months.

As for the motoring relative, how about a speed limiter on their car to
prevent them doing more than 25mph *anywhere*?

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Sue ];(🙂

On Sat, 2 Dec 2006 21:27:51 +0000

Sue White said:

Shame he didn't use the lav before he left the pub, as a woman would.

Any particular woman? Women as a whole include both good and bad
specimens, just like their male counterparts.

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No sympathy - I'd make him wear a nappy for the next six months.

lol! Are you a fearsome dominatrix in reality or in your dreams?

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not me guv

"Dan Gregory" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Shame there isn't one of these in your part of the world!
http://www.johnchow.com/the-worlds-most-high-tech-urinal
:-))

And for the ladies?

T