This year I am picking on the UCI
Every fan down in "What the Hellville"
Liked cycling a lot
But the Grinch who live in UCIville
DID NOT!
The Grinch hated cycling the whole season
Now don’t ask me why as no one quite knows the reason.
It could be his head wasn’t screwed on quite right.
It could be, perhaps that his shorts were too tight.
But I think the most likely reason of all.
May have been that his testicles were two sizes too small
But whatever the reason
His head or his balls
He stood that on the eve of the TDF
Hating us all
There hanging their banner
He said with a sneer Tomorrow is the TDF
It’s practically here
Then he growled,with his Grinch face nervously grinning
I must find a way to keep Basso,Ullrich and Vino from winning
Then he got an idea a wonderful awful idea
I know what to do the Grinch laughed in his throat
I make up some rumors some lies and some papers
I’ll falsify documents,it will be quite a caper
He thought to himself what a great Grinchy trick
I truly am, a gold plated [censored]
But this is far from how it will end
We must now wait to see if the Grinch wins
Take heart in the season and cheers to you all
May the blessings of peace be kind to us all