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fred.garvin said:You're forgetting something, something very crucial: they couldn't
fabricate the death of OJ's wife. She really was dead, no question
about it. As for positive test results, well...
How do you tell the difference between a corpse and a blonde ?
Donald Munro said:How do you tell the difference between a corpse and a blonde ?
If you talk to a blonde, you have to speak slowly and use small words:
for a corpse, it doesn't make any difference.
A blonde and a lawyer were on a plane and the lawyer said, "Look, to
pass the time, let's play a game. I'll ask you a question and if you
don't know the answer, you pay me and then you ask me a question and
the same thing. Since I'm a lawyer and you're a blonde, to make it
fair, you pay me $ 5 and I'll pay you $ 50."
So his first questions was, what's the distance between the earth and
the closest star. The blonde didn't know, hands him $ 5. Then she
asked him, "What has three legs going up a hill and four coming down?"
He thinks and thinks, then concedes defeat and hands her $ 50. There's
a long pause, then he blurts out, "OK, what's the answer?" She hands
him $ 5.
Curtis L. Russell
Odenton, MD (USA)
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