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Ullrich admits all. Accuses Armstrong of drug use.

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  1. In an astounding turn of events, Jan "Der Jan" Ullrich
    admitted to taking drugs to further his racing career.
    ~Yes, I took them all: amineptine, mesocarb,
    amphetamine, methoxyphenamine, amphetaminil,
    methylamphetamine, bambuterol, methylphenidate,
    benzphetamine, morazone, carphedon, pemoline, cocaine,
    phendimetrazine, dimethylamphetamine, phenmetrazine,
    ethylamphetamine, pipradol, fenetylline, pyrovalerone,
    fenproporex, reproterol, formoterol, selegiline,
    furfenorex, and erithropoetin.

    Asked if he thought Lance Armstrong took drugs, Ullrich
    replied "Sure he did. I even injected him myself a few
    times when nobody else was there to help out. You think
    we did this on mineral water? Dumbkopf!"

    Brian Lafferty was unavailble for comment, as he was
    hospitalized when his fundament detached after a fit
    of the giggles.

    --
    Michael Press

  2. Michael Press said:

    In an astounding turn of events, Jan "Der Jan" Ullrich
    admitted to taking drugs to further his racing career.
    ~Yes, I took them all: amineptine, mesocarb,
    amphetamine, methoxyphenamine, amphetaminil,
    methylamphetamine, bambuterol, methylphenidate,
    benzphetamine, morazone, carphedon, pemoline, cocaine,
    phendimetrazine, dimethylamphetamine, phenmetrazine,
    ethylamphetamine, pipradol, fenetylline, pyrovalerone,
    fenproporex, reproterol, formoterol, selegiline,
    furfenorex, and erithropoetin.

    Asked if he thought Lance Armstrong took drugs, Ullrich
    replied "Sure he did. I even injected him myself a few
    times when nobody else was there to help out. You think
    we did this on mineral water? Dumbkopf!"

    Brian Lafferty was unavailble for comment, as he was
    hospitalized when his fundament detached after a fit
    of the giggles.

    LMFAO!

  3. Michael Press said:

    In an astounding turn of events, Jan "Der Jan" Ullrich
    admitted to taking drugs to further his racing career.
    ~Yes, I took them all: amineptine, mesocarb,
    amphetamine, methoxyphenamine, amphetaminil,
    methylamphetamine, bambuterol, methylphenidate,
    benzphetamine, morazone, carphedon, pemoline, cocaine,
    phendimetrazine, dimethylamphetamine, phenmetrazine,
    ethylamphetamine, pipradol, fenetylline, pyrovalerone,
    fenproporex, reproterol, formoterol, selegiline,
    furfenorex, and erithropoetin.

    Asked if he thought Lance Armstrong took drugs, Ullrich
    replied "Sure he did. I even injected him myself a few
    times when nobody else was there to help out. You think
    we did this on mineral water? Dumbkopf!"

    Brian Lafferty was unavailble for comment, as he was
    hospitalized when his fundament detached after a fit
    of the giggles.

    --
    Michael Press

    If Hijo de Rudico really said that, then why was he holding out on his
    consumpiton of bratworstinol and bierophen?

    Rleone [email hidden]

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    <[email hidden]>,

    Quoted message said:
    Michael Press said:

    In an astounding turn of events, Jan "Der Jan" Ullrich
    admitted to taking drugs to further his racing career.
    ~Yes, I took them all: amineptine, mesocarb,
    amphetamine, methoxyphenamine, amphetaminil,
    methylamphetamine, bambuterol, methylphenidate,
    benzphetamine, morazone, carphedon, pemoline, cocaine,
    phendimetrazine, dimethylamphetamine, phenmetrazine,
    ethylamphetamine, pipradol, fenetylline, pyrovalerone,
    fenproporex, reproterol, formoterol, selegiline,
    furfenorex, and erithropoetin.

    Asked if he thought Lance Armstrong took drugs, Ullrich
    replied "Sure he did. I even injected him myself a few
    times when nobody else was there to help out. You think
    we did this on mineral water? Dumbkopf!"

    Brian Lafferty was unavailble for comment, as he was
    hospitalized when his fundament detached after a fit
    of the giggles.

    If Hijo de Rudico really said that, then why was he holding out on his
    consumpiton of bratworstinol and bierophen?

    Maybe he got tired. Left out
    amfepramone, etaphedrine, orciprenaline, amineptine,
    etilefrine, pentetrazol, amiphenazole, ethamivan,
    phentermine, caffeine, fencamfamine,
    phenylpropanolamine, cathine, heptaminol, pipradol,
    chlorphentermine, isoprenaline, procaterol,
    clobenzorex, mefenorex, prolintane, clorprenaline,
    mesocarb, propylhexedrine, cropropamide, metaraminol,
    pseudoephedrine, crothetamide, methylephedrine,
    strychnine, ephedrine, nikhetamide, salbutamol,
    terbutaline, salmeterol, alphaprodine, methadone,
    anileridine, morphine, buprenorphine, nalbuphine,
    dextromoramide, pentazocine, diactylmorphine,
    pethidine, dipipanone, phenazocine, ethoheptazine,
    trimeperidine, levorphanol, androstenedione,
    19-norandrostenediol, androstenediol,
    19-norandrostenedione, bolasterone, methandienone,
    boldenone, methyltestosterone, clostebol, nandrolone,
    dehydrochlormethyltestosterone, norethandrolone,
    dehydroepiandrosterone, oxandrolone,
    dihydrotestosterone, , oxymesterone, fluoxymesterone,
    oxymetholone, gestrinone, stanozolol, mesterolone,
    testosterone, , methenolone, bambuterol, formoterol,
    clenbuterol, reproterol, fenoterol, Salbutamol,
    zeranol, acetazolamide, hydrochlorothiazide,
    bumetanide, mannitol*, chlortalidone, mersalyl,
    etacrynic, acid, spironolactone, furosemide,
    triamterene, chorionic gonadotrophin,, pituitary and
    synthetic gonadotrophins, corticotrophin, growth
    Hormone, insulin-like Growth Factor (IGF-1), and insulin.

    --
    Michael Press

  5. On Sun, 27 May 2007 16:44:42 -0700, Michael Press <[email hidden]>

    Quoted message said:


    In an astounding turn of events, Jan "Der Jan" Ullrich
    admitted to taking drugs to further his racing career.
    ~Yes, I took them all: amineptine, mesocarb,
    amphetamine, methoxyphenamine, amphetaminil,
    methylamphetamine, bambuterol, methylphenidate,
    benzphetamine, morazone, carphedon, pemoline, cocaine,
    phendimetrazine, dimethylamphetamine, phenmetrazine,
    ethylamphetamine, pipradol, fenetylline, pyrovalerone,
    fenproporex, reproterol, formoterol, selegiline,
    furfenorex, and erithropoetin.

    Asked if he thought Lance Armstrong took drugs, Ullrich
    replied "Sure he did. I even injected him myself a few
    times when nobody else was there to help out. You think
    we did this on mineral water? Dumbkopf!"

    Brian Lafferty was unavailble for comment, as he was
    hospitalized when his fundament detached after a fit
    of the giggles.

    He was then acquited on the basis that there was no proof that his
    career was actually 'furthered'.

    Curtis L. Russell
    Odenton, MD (USA)
    Just someone on two wheels...

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