When you're happy and you know it, bomb Iran
If you cannot find Osama, bomb Iran.
If the terrorists are frisky, Pakistan is looking
shifty,
North Korea is too risky,
Bomb Iran.
If we have no allies with us, bomb Iran.
If we think someone has dissed us, bomb Iran.
So to hell with the inspections, Let's look tough
for the elections,
Close your mind and take directions,
Bomb Iran.
It's "preemptive nonaggression", bomb Iran.
Let's prevent this mass destruction, bomb Iran.
They've got weapons we can't see, And that's good
enough for me,
'Cos it's all the proof I need,
Bomb Iran.
If you never were elected, bomb Iran.
And your buddy's name is Joseph Lieberman.
One great thing about Tehran,
Is it's close to Pakistan.
Bomb Iran, bomb Iran, Bomb Iran.
If your corporate fraud is growin', bomb Iran.
If your ties to it are showin', bomb Iran.
If your politics are sleazy, And hiding that ain't
easy,
And your manhood's getting queasy,
Bomb Iran.
Fall in line and follow orders, bomb Iran.
For our might knows not our borders, bomb Iran.
Disagree? We'll call it treason, Let's make war not
love this season,
Even if we have no reason,
Bomb Iran.