My Right Testicle

In article <[email hidden]>,

Quoted message said:

It hurts, what do I do?

Cut it off; you're not using it anyway. While you're at it, cut off the
left one too, so you won't be unbalanced--well, at least not physically.
Your mental unbalance requires more severe treatment--electroshock
therapy for starters, and perhaps a prefrontal lobotomy when that
doesn't work.

--
Crossing the starting line is 90%.
Crossing the finish line is the other 90%.

Michelle said:

Cut it off;

Sounds radical. Did it help you?

Quoted message said:

you're not using it anyway.

If I cut it off, what will I use as a paperweight to hold down that
stack of papers on my desk?

Quoted message said:

While you're at it, cut off the
left one too, so you won't be unbalanced--well, at least not physically.

Great idea. But if I do that, will I get a nasty attitude like yours?

Quoted message said:

Your mental unbalance requires more severe treatment--electroshock
therapy for starters,

I'll gladly try that. Will you hook on the jumper cables for me?

Quoted message said:

and perhaps a prefrontal lobotomy when that
doesn't work.

I heard full frontals are more effective. perhaps you can relate your
first-hand experiences?

In article <[email hidden]>,

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

you're not using it anyway.

If I cut it off, what will I use as a paperweight to hold down that
stack of papers on my desk?

Try using your brain; it isn't being used for anything else.

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

While you're at it, cut off the left one too, so you won't be
unbalanced--well, at least not physically.

Great idea. But if I do that, will I get a nasty attitude like yours?

If you do, it will be an improvement over what you have now.

BTW, U R a maroon.

--
Crossing the starting line is 90%.
Crossing the finish line is the other 90%.

Michelle said:

Try using your brain; it isn't being used for anything else.

Brain=Penis. Same thing.

Quoted message said:

If you do, it will be an improvement over what you have now.

A happy-go-lucky attitude?

Quoted message said:

BTW, U R a maroon.

Another [censored] jealous because she can't suck my [censored]. It happens
everytime those naked pics of me get circulated (shame on you Donnie)
around, and when they see "My Boyz" they go berserk with flowing
hormones. Understandable really. Now be nice, and maybe I'll let you
whiff my [censored].

Michelle said:

Crossing the starting line is 90%.
Crossing the finish line is the other 90%.

Something tells me that my dimwitted friend flunked 2nd grade math
before dropping out of grade school.

Michelle said:

I wouldn't touch your [censored] with a ten foot pole

If you searched all of Poland, you'd never find one that tall.

Quoted message said:

Too bad that's the only
way you can get satisfied.

....until YOU nailed her, you stud you...