Once again, as on three previous occasions this year, our area has been
DELUGED with biblical amounts of rain in a two hour period - causing roads
and driveways, and gardens to flood. Elsewhere, homes are again under
water - and the future looks increasingly bleak as UK weather patterns
change from temperate to damn temperamental.
So, what's to be done, and who is to blame?
To answer the last part of the question first. The culprits, without any
doubt, are the bearded enviro-facists who, when not hugging every tree in
sight to death, gather together for Vegan snacks in strictly smoke-free
rooms to plot ways of taking away cars from everyone except the leaders of
the 'green movement'
It is *they* who are the architects of our current misery - and for the
following reason.
Mother nature, like any woman (and most dogs), can be a useful servant - but
a very poor master if she is allowed to get ideas above her station. Give
her an inch and she'll take the proverbial mile (albeit, not having a clue
what to do with it)
She (again, like all women) must be governed firmly (but fairly), compelled
to get on with her tasks - and, above all!! never allowed to get it into her
empty head that *she* can control *us*!. That way, anarchy and unhappiness
lies (as can clearly be seen from the social chaos which is the current
bitter harvest from the seeds of heavy-booted 'feminism'
So, the answer is clear! - reassert the authority that has been abrogated by
the nauseating 'greens' (who, actually, tend to be rainbow pink, with a
bright yellow streak where their backbone's used to be!)
It's time to burn fossil fuels with complete abandon! - thinking of walking
those fifty yards to get your cigarettes?, DON'T!, drive there instead (any
not in some effeminate little 'eco-box' either! - use a *man's* car, or
preferably a man's truck for the journey!)
NEVER get everything you need on a single shopping trip - always plan your
spending needs in order that at least ten weekly journeys into the city
centre are required. Use you car AS OFTEN and AS MUCH as you possibly can!
Ensure that the pernicious 'eco-myth' tools' (lambda sensors, fuel control
sensors, emission sensors - and all the other paraphenalia of eco-fascist
persecution) are disconnected, and that you car pumps out at least 30% of
its exhaust gasses as unburned fuel!
The object is to SHOCK Mother Nature back to her senses! - to make the old
cow stop preening herself, and to let her know WHO is boss around here!
A few months of this treatment, and things will dramatically improve as she
grudgingly concedes defeat and gets back into the metaphorical kitchen to
resume her duties!
The fate of the world is in our OWN hands!