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  1. Once again, as on three previous occasions this year, our area has been
    DELUGED with biblical amounts of rain in a two hour period - causing roads
    and driveways, and gardens to flood. Elsewhere, homes are again under
    water - and the future looks increasingly bleak as UK weather patterns
    change from temperate to damn temperamental.

    So, what's to be done, and who is to blame?

    To answer the last part of the question first. The culprits, without any
    doubt, are the bearded enviro-facists who, when not hugging every tree in
    sight to death, gather together for Vegan snacks in strictly smoke-free
    rooms to plot ways of taking away cars from everyone except the leaders of
    the 'green movement'

    It is *they* who are the architects of our current misery - and for the
    following reason.

    Mother nature, like any woman (and most dogs), can be a useful servant - but
    a very poor master if she is allowed to get ideas above her station. Give
    her an inch and she'll take the proverbial mile (albeit, not having a clue
    what to do with it)

    She (again, like all women) must be governed firmly (but fairly), compelled
    to get on with her tasks - and, above all!! never allowed to get it into her
    empty head that *she* can control *us*!. That way, anarchy and unhappiness
    lies (as can clearly be seen from the social chaos which is the current
    bitter harvest from the seeds of heavy-booted 'feminism'

    So, the answer is clear! - reassert the authority that has been abrogated by
    the nauseating 'greens' (who, actually, tend to be rainbow pink, with a
    bright yellow streak where their backbone's used to be!)

    It's time to burn fossil fuels with complete abandon! - thinking of walking
    those fifty yards to get your cigarettes?, DON'T!, drive there instead (any
    not in some effeminate little 'eco-box' either! - use a *man's* car, or
    preferably a man's truck for the journey!)

    NEVER get everything you need on a single shopping trip - always plan your
    spending needs in order that at least ten weekly journeys into the city
    centre are required. Use you car AS OFTEN and AS MUCH as you possibly can!
    Ensure that the pernicious 'eco-myth' tools' (lambda sensors, fuel control
    sensors, emission sensors - and all the other paraphenalia of eco-fascist
    persecution) are disconnected, and that you car pumps out at least 30% of
    its exhaust gasses as unburned fuel!

    The object is to SHOCK Mother Nature back to her senses! - to make the old
    cow stop preening herself, and to let her know WHO is boss around here!

    A few months of this treatment, and things will dramatically improve as she
    grudgingly concedes defeat and gets back into the metaphorical kitchen to
    resume her duties!

    The fate of the world is in our OWN hands!

  2. Environmental Answers said:

    Once again, as on three previous occasions this year, our area has been
    DELUGED with biblical amounts of rain in a two hour period - causing roads
    and driveways, and gardens to flood. Elsewhere, homes are again under
    water - and the future looks increasingly bleak as UK weather patterns
    change from temperate to damn temperamental.

    So, what's to be done, and who is to blame?

    To answer the last part of the question first. The culprits, without any
    doubt, are the bearded enviro-facists who, when not hugging every tree in
    sight to death, gather together for Vegan snacks in strictly smoke-free
    rooms to plot ways of taking away cars from everyone except the leaders of
    the 'green movement'

    It is *they* who are the architects of our current misery - and for the
    following reason.

    Mother nature, like any woman (and most dogs), can be a useful servant - but
    a very poor master if she is allowed to get ideas above her station. Give
    her an inch and she'll take the proverbial mile (albeit, not having a clue
    what to do with it)

    She (again, like all women) must be governed firmly (but fairly), compelled
    to get on with her tasks - and, above all!! never allowed to get it into her
    empty head that *she* can control *us*!. That way, anarchy and unhappiness
    lies (as can clearly be seen from the social chaos which is the current
    bitter harvest from the seeds of heavy-booted 'feminism'

    So, the answer is clear! - reassert the authority that has been abrogated by
    the nauseating 'greens' (who, actually, tend to be rainbow pink, with a
    bright yellow streak where their backbone's used to be!)

    It's time to burn fossil fuels with complete abandon! - thinking of walking
    those fifty yards to get your cigarettes?, DON'T!, drive there instead (any
    not in some effeminate little 'eco-box' either! - use a *man's* car, or
    preferably a man's truck for the journey!)

    NEVER get everything you need on a single shopping trip - always plan your
    spending needs in order that at least ten weekly journeys into the city
    centre are required. Use you car AS OFTEN and AS MUCH as you possibly can!
    Ensure that the pernicious 'eco-myth' tools' (lambda sensors, fuel control
    sensors, emission sensors - and all the other paraphenalia of eco-fascist
    persecution) are disconnected, and that you car pumps out at least 30% of
    its exhaust gasses as unburned fuel!

    The object is to SHOCK Mother Nature back to her senses! - to make the old
    cow stop preening herself, and to let her know WHO is boss around here!

    A few months of this treatment, and things will dramatically improve as she
    grudgingly concedes defeat and gets back into the metaphorical kitchen to
    resume her duties!

    The fate of the world is in our OWN hands!

    Is this a parody? Made me laugh anyway.

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