What's the strangest thing someone has done...

Jumped out in front of me, raised both arms defiantly and screamed,
"FU###NG Freak! (My dad usually doesn't react that way!:p)

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I had a girl yell at me once that she wanted to rape me...

I stopped and said go for it, but she blushed and continued talking to
her friends.

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I had some winos throw beer bottles at me.

They weren't even full bottles.

Tsk.

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I have two really strange ones. I don't know which is weirder, you tell
me.

"Are you a prosititute?"

or

(I'm resting on a bench)
Passenger in car: "Hey, (I turn and look), are you in the circus?"
Me: "Nah"
Passenger in car : "Can you take you shirt off?"
Me: "What?!"
Passenger in car: "Can you just rip it off?"
(Car drives off)

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Brian O. said:

brendan said:

when i flex both arms one looks puny next to the other. Mind you it was
that way after years of badminton...

And maybe playing a little too much with the shuttlecock as well?
Hmm? 😉

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MuniAddict said:

Jumped out in front of me, raised both arms defiantly and screamed,
"FU###NG Freak! (My dad usually doesn't react that way!:p)

ahahahahah,

The weirdest for me was... hum, let me think, OH YEAH! I've got it!

Random Guy:You need to have only one testicle to do this sport eh?
Me: uhhh, no, what the... where did you heard that?
Random Guy: Well, a guy told this at CNN
Me: I madea weird face and said that you didn't had to have only one
testicle to do this sport.

The random guy was about 18 or something and he was believing 100% in
CNN.

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Verde Flash said:

What's the strangest thing that someone has done when they see you
unicycling?

For me, I would have to say this one 7-8 year old kid that stared at
me, then ran away screaming.

well this isnt really that weird but its kinda funny but for me
whenever my little brother sees me riding it he always pushes me over
and one day he had a frend over and he was trying to look cool in front
of him and he ran over and pushed me and i jumped up and just slapped
him really hard across the face and he started crying and his frend
started lafing at him. Now usually i wuld never do this kinda thing but
ive told him over 100 times to stop doing it before, but it worked and
he hasnt done it to me since

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brendon557 said:

well this isnt really that weird but its kinda funny but for me whenever
my little brother sees me riding it he always pushes me over and one
day he had a frend over and he was trying to look cool in front of him
and he ran over and pushed me and i jumped up and just slapped him
really hard across the face and he started crying and his frend started
lafing at him. Now usually i wuld never do this kinda thing but ive
told him over 100 times to stop doing it before, but it worked and he
hasnt done it to me since

Haha, you should have got it on video.

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dunawan said:

Haha, you should have got it on video.

haha i wish that wulda been awsume

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here's a good one
a bunch of college dudes in a hotel are yellin at me from the third
story tellin me 2 do tricks and [censored]. then one them yells "come on up
here!" and wonderin why( i didn't think i could get up all those
stairs) then one of them says" i'll give ya a hudred bucks if you make
it up here on that!" then of course i try it, GET UP THERE then, then
this happened
them whoa! that was kick ass! who said he was gonna give this guy a
hundred bucks?(i was out of breath, sweatin hard)
the 100 bucks guy:uh...dude you know i don't have the hudred bucks!(i'm
thinkin WTF?! U HAD ME DO THIS JUST 2 SAY U DON'T HAVE THE CASH?!)
after they talked a little they came up with this
them "all right guys, lets give him a round of applause!" i stumble my
way down the hall having just enough energy left to do a 360 and go
down the stairs, when i got to the bottom one yells"hey!i got 50 bucks
4 ya just get it here off the floor here!"(of course i couldn't cause
it was in their room and i was exhausted)

moral: don't trust college dudes!

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SAVAGE said:

here's a good one
a bunch of college dudes in a hotel are yellin at me from the third
story tellin me 2 do tricks and [censored]. then one them yells "come on up
here!" and wonderin why( i didn't think i could get up all those
stairs) then one of them says" i'll give ya a hudred bucks if you make
it up here on that!" then of course i try it, GET UP THERE then, then
this happened
them whoa! that was kick ass! who said he was gonna give this guy a
hundred bucks?(i was out of breath, sweatin hard)
the 100 bucks guy:uh...dude you know i don't have the hudred bucks!(i'm
thinkin WTF?! U HAD ME DO THIS JUST 2 SAY U DON'T HAVE THE CASH?!)
after they talked a little they came up with this
them "all right guys, lets give him a round of applause!" i stumble my
way down the hall having just enough energy left to do a 360 and go
down the stairs, when i got to the bottom one yells"hey!i got 50 bucks
4 ya just get it here off the floor here!"(of course i couldn't cause
it was in their room and i was exhausted)

moral: don't trust college dudes!

So you actually expected them to pay you a hundred bucks?

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....I was on my coker one night in the park & this car suddenly stopped
about 50 yds away..then 2 bald headed & bulky gang members were
sprinting towards me & yelling "hey, you! "..I was caught unprepared &
was thinking of defending myself with the coker.. when I got off they
were already at arms length & I was thinking of either punching or
kicking the nearest guy...To my astonishment, the 1st guy
asked--"where'd you buy that..??? !....then his friend says...."How'd
you ride that ..??? !!!.....

I was just relieved there was no fight...lol.....:eek:

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I was riding at a mall once. Some random girl yelled at me "Can you have
sex on that thing?" my replay was "I am willing to find out!" she just
giggled and went back int he mall with her friends... weird....

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Ducttape said:

not gonna show you it tonight becasue I am going to play with it until I
go to bed to get it just right.........

wickedbob said:

I was riding at a mall once. Some random girl yelled at me "Can you have
sex on that thing?" my replay was "I am willing to find out!" she just
giggled and went back int he mall with her friends... weird....

if she was hot you shulda been like "come over here and lets find out"
if not u shulda been all "yeh but not with you"

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She was meh.

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Ducttape said:

not gonna show you it tonight becasue I am going to play with it until I
go to bed to get it just right.........

A little kid once said to me: "I hope you fall and break your leg."

Then he walked away. He was completely serrious.

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While racing along at the incredible speed of 7mph on my Nimbus36 I
heard a woman yell at me "*wear a helmet!*"

She was with two small children and a man, and something about the
scene has me convinced that she was trying to educate her kids on the
wisdom of wearing a helmet. I don't know why she chose to yell at me
rather than talk about it with her kids.😕

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A buxom woman flashed my brother once, in an attempt to get him to lose
his balance (it didn't work). Why does this sorta stuff always happen
to my brother.

One funny thing I always like to tell my wife isn't what famous person
I saw but instead, what famous person saw me (saw me uni'ing, that is).
I grew up in Manhattan, so occ'ly I'll cross paths with a celeb. Then
I'll tell the wife, "You'll never guess who saw me unicycling today!"

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One time a couple of mates and I were riding along the footpath having
just crossed the road and some hooligans driving past yelled and threw
a beer bottle *near* us.

smcmorrow said:

A little kid once said to me: "I hope you fall and break your leg."

Then he walked away. He was completely serrious.

Hey that reminds me. Once I was riding through town and a school girl
walking the other way said "You're gonna fall and break your neck." so
I did the polite thing and replied "thanks."

And another time a group of us (probably ten or so) were riding in town
and we had stopped at a crossing and a weird guy (dressed somewhat like
Neo from the Matrix) crossing the other way said "I don't need wheels
anyway!" In a booming voice followed by an evil laugh. Riiiiiiight...

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Discounting all the people who say things about my "bike" and therefore
can't count, the strangest comment I had was in the park, I encountered
a runner coming the other way who was accompanied by two energetic
dogs. As I passed he said "Thanks for not falling off".

What the hell did he mean by that? I thought the idea of riding a
unicycle was -not- to fall off.

brendon557 said:

he ran over and pushed me and i jumped up and just slapped him really
hard across the face and he started crying and his frend started lafing
at him. Now usually i wuld never do this kinda thing but ive told him
over 100 times to stop doing it before, but it worked and he hasnt done
it to me since

Once, this unaccompanied kid (about 6 years old I guess) threw a ball at
me for the third time and eventually succeeded in making me crash my
Schlumpf potentially dangerously. He pointed at me and laughed out of
malice pretty deliberately, even when I started approaching him pushing
the uni in front of me.

But he stopped instantly when I smashed his face in with the pinned
pedal.

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