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Eating a soft doner-kebab

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  1. I always end up losing bits of meat, veggies and sauces from the damn doner,
    and with my beard full of sauce.
    I have long ago learnt how to keep the sandwich far forward while eating it,
    to prevent all this food from falling unto my dresses, but still can't
    manage to eat a whole kebab without this mess-up.
    The only one I get to eat cleanly is the one from Jamal, which is in a plain
    bread which gets rolled along with it's filling. All the classic doners make
    me end in a mess.
    Any hint?

    PS - ROTFL
    --
    Vilco
    Think pink, drink rose'

  2. Vilco said:

    I always end up losing bits of meat, veggies and sauces from the damn doner,
    and with my beard full of sauce.
    I have long ago learnt how to keep the sandwich far forward while eating it,
    to prevent all this food from falling unto my dresses, but still can't
    manage to eat a whole kebab without this mess-up.
    The only one I get to eat cleanly is the one from Jamal, which is in a plain
    bread which gets rolled along with it's filling. All the classic doners make
    me end in a mess.
    Any hint?


    Beard? Dresses?

  3. raymond said:
    Quoted message said:

    I always end up losing bits of meat, veggies and sauces from the
    damn doner, and with my beard full of sauce.
    I have long ago learnt how to keep the sandwich far forward while
    eating it, to prevent all this food from falling unto my dresses,

    Quoted message said:

    Beard? Dresses?

    So you think I should eat them naked and shaved?
    --
    Vilco
    Think pink, drink rose'

  4. Vilco said:
    raymond said:
    Quoted message said:

    I always end up losing bits of meat, veggies and sauces from the
    damn doner, and with my beard full of sauce.
    I have long ago learnt how to keep the sandwich far forward while
    eating it, to prevent all this food from falling unto my dresses,

    Quoted message said:

    Beard? Dresses?

    So you think I should eat them naked and shaved?

    Vilco, you ought to have said 'clothes' not 'dresses' 🙂

  5. Ophelia said:
    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    Beard? Dresses?

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    So you think I should eat them naked and shaved?

    Quoted message said:

    Vilco, you ought to have said 'clothes' not 'dresses' 🙂

    LOL
    --
    Vilco
    Think pink, drink rose'

  6. In article said:

    I always end up losing bits of meat, veggies and sauces from the damn doner,
    and with my beard full of sauce.

    Shave!

    Cheers, Phred.

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    [email hidden]

  7. Vilco said:

    I always end up losing bits of meat, veggies and sauces from the damn doner,
    and with my beard full of sauce.
    I have long ago learnt how to keep the sandwich far forward while eating it,
    to prevent all this food from falling unto my dresses, but still can't
    manage to eat a whole kebab without this mess-up.
    The only one I get to eat cleanly is the one from Jamal, which is in a plain
    bread which gets rolled along with it's filling. All the classic doners make
    me end in a mess.
    Any hint?

    Pinch the far end so nothing can fall out the back, and
    slurp/suck out of the sauce during the bite to keep it from
    rolling forward.

    -sw

  8. In article <[email hidden]>,

    Vilco said:

    Any hint?

    Yeah.

    Don't drink the Rose' whilst posting. ;-)
    --
    Peace, Om

    Remove _ to validate e-mails.

    "My mother never saw the irony in calling me a Son of a [censored]" -- Jack Nicholson

  9. Vilco said:


    I always end up losing bits of meat, veggies and sauces from the damn doner,
    and with my beard full of sauce.
    I have long ago learnt how to keep the sandwich far forward while eating it,
    to prevent all this food from falling unto my dresses, but still can't
    manage to eat a whole kebab without this mess-up.
    The only one I get to eat cleanly is the one from Jamal, which is in a plain
    bread which gets rolled along with it's filling. All the classic doners make
    me end in a mess.
    Any hint?

    PS - ROTFL
    --
    Vilco
    Think pink, drink rose'

    Keep one end of the kebab wrapped up in the paper in which it comes from
    the take away. Also point it end down so everything ends up in the
    paper.

    And the word you want is 'clothes' not dresses LOL.

  10. Steve Wertz said:
    Quoted message said:

    Any hint?

    Quoted message said:

    Pinch the far end so nothing can fall out the back, and
    slurp/suck out of the sauce during the bite to keep it from
    rolling forward.

    LOL, that "sucking" sound is a constant presence during my kebab-eating
    sessions 🙂
    --
    Vilco
    Think pink, drink rose'

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