Subject: Re: Oh [censored]: Runner's diarrhea?
From: Instant Karma <[email hidden]>
Newsgroups: rec.running
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Quoted message said:pame1645 said:Even though I go to the toilet
before the run and everything is fine at that time, I still don't get
over the first 30 mins without having to stop at a restroom.
Are you THAT horny? If you can't go half an hour without getting head
in a park restroom, it's possible you need professional help (and I
don't mean a hooker either).
And I want to add, if you DID mean a hooker, The one I use all the time
works pretty cheap, will arrive anywhere, and do damned near anyhting
you want. I'll give you her number. I'm on intimate terms with her
because she's my mother, She's a good woman. And though she's carrying
one my diseases, she's currently under a doctor's care for it.
Quoted message said:Quoted message said:What is interesting is that after I stopped at the restroom I can
continue my run without further problems.
Sexual arousal has never hindered my running. In fact, some chics dig
the "pup tent" look. Some flee in fear of "the caber", but such is
life.
And let me add that sexual arousal hasn't hindered my running because my
mother rewards me at the end of the race. She's a great mom, so she
doesn't care if I win or not. Thank god she doesn't, because if she
did, I'd never get laid.
Quoted message said:Quoted message said:I didn't have that issue the previous years when I was already
running
Quoted message said:Quoted message said:half and full marathons. Also, I can do other sports (like swimming
for 1-2 hours) without problem.
Swimmers are notoriously homosexual. Did you notice that guy(s) in the
locker room with erections? They "like you".
And let add, that I find swimmers delicious looking, in their speedos
and their lean builds. Man, I could just eat up a physique like that.
I've tried to look like that, and to keep track of my progress, I
sometimes make a video of myself flexing my muscles, then I let others
comment and critique. According to one guy in this very newsgroup, I've
still got a way to go.
Quoted message said:Quoted message said:I checked some Web sites and it looks like I am not the only one
having this problem
2 out of 5 men are bi or gay, so you aren't alone.
And I want to add, it's not a bad group to be in. But admitting it is
one thing; being psychologically fit enough to have a relationship with
another human being is another. But I'm working on it.
Quoted message said:Quoted message said:("Runner's diarrhea"😉. It also looks like nobody
really knows what the cause is.
I do. Takin' it up the [censored] chute. Stop takin' it, and you'll be all
set.
Like I said, it's not a bad club to be in . . . except for the runner's
diarrhea.
Quoted message said:Quoted message said:If anyone had/has the same problem I
would very much like to know how you deal/dealt with it. Was it the
food? What (food etc.) worked/didn't work for you?
Stop running. Why do you think they call them "the runs"?
Or do what I do. Wear depends during the race. Then I let mommie clean
my up afterwards. She charges a little bit extra for a disposal fee,
but I don't have to deal with the mess.
Quoted message said:Quoted message said:I had planned a 10K in Oct and a full marathon in Nov but I don't
feel
Quoted message said:Quoted message said:like running any race anymore. I run most of my training runs in
areas
Quoted message said:Quoted message said:where restrooms are nearby but I don't know about these races and my
"advance notice period" 🙂 is normally very short - about 5 mins.
Here's a revealtion for you, it's the running causing it. Don't run,
no more poo. Simple eh?
Or, simpler: Depends.