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The Birthday Party

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  1. Yesterday we hosted a family birthday party for my sister in law. She had
    offered to reimburse us for all the costs if he did it at our house. She
    even offered to pay for a cleaning lady, though we declined that part of the
    offer and did the cleanup ourselves. They were to bring wine. It worked
    out great. While it rained in the morning, it cleared up by mid afternoon
    and we were able to entertain on the patio.

    We started off with drinks and tortilla chips and salsa before going for a
    walk in the fields behind the house. When we got back we had smoked salmon
    on pumpernickel with capers sliced red onion. It was my home made smoked
    salmon and everyone raved over it. Then we had BBQed shrimp. After a short
    breather we BBQed strip steaks, which all turned out very nice, which was a
    bonus because I hate cooking steaks for other people. Sil did not want a
    cake but requested that I make ice cream, so we had ice cream and brownies.
    After dessert we had a selection of 5 cheeses from the new local cheese
    shop. After that, a big plate of chocolates.

    Food was great, the weather cooperated and everyone seemed to have a good
    time. My big fear was that this family includes the infamous big niece....
    the one who eats non-stop and who also goes snooping through my pantry and
    helps herself to whatever she finds, and that includes taking it upon
    herself to open new boxes. I had told my wife ahead of time to keep the
    niece out of the kitchen and, better yet, out of the house. We were
    somewhat successful there. The only problem was that she and her husband
    went to town to get some cheese while we went for the walk, and they
    returned before we did and she came out of the house with a fresh drink and
    munching on something.

    The rule of thumb when the big niece comes is that we have to prepare twice
    as much food. Since her mother was paying for everything I got lots I
    didn't care how much she ate..... as long as she didn't go snooping in my
    pantry.

    Towards the end of the evening the niece started getting obnoxious. She had
    had several Rye and gingerales and then started swilling wine, first the
    white wine with the salmon and shrimp and then red wine with dinner.... and
    dessert, and after dessert. Eventually her husband asked me to put the wine
    away because she was making an ass of herself. So she started eating
    more...... brownies, chocolate and cheese. She eventually ate herself sick.
    That surprised me. I thought she had a bottomless pit.

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