Stupid Mistake Involving Food

javawizard said:

Hi Folks,
Do you have any humorous or interesting mistakes involving food to
add to www.stupid-mistakes.com ?
Thanks,
- Jeff

You forgot to say how much you pay.

You do pay professional nonfiction rates, of course?

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Dan Goodman said:

javawizard said:

Hi Folks,
Do you have any humorous or interesting mistakes involving food to
add towww.stupid-mistakes.com?
Thanks,
- Jeff

You forgot to say how much you pay.

You do pay professional nonfiction rates, of course?

--
Dan Goodman
"You, each of you, have some special wild cards. Play with them.
Find out what makes you different and better. Because it is there,
if only you can find it." Vernor Vinge, _Rainbows End_
Journalhttp://dsgood.livejournal.com
Futureshttp://dangoodman.livejournal.com
mirror: http://dsgood.insanejournal.com
Linkshttp://del.icio.us/dsgood

Hi - I once heard putting chocolate kisses in my speg. sause was a
good idea.
Wrong Wrong.... It was so horrible... I was having friends over and
did
everything I could to doctor the chocate taste... I threw the sause
out
and took everyone out... And foolish me, I heard the same about
putting
coffee in my sause... Once again, Wrong!!!! Learned lesson, just
stay with my recipe.
Saves a lot of money! ; )

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Quoted message said:

Dan Goodman said:

javawizard said:

Hi Folks,
Do you have any humorous or interesting mistakes involving food to
add towww.stupid-mistakes.com?
Thanks,
- Jeff

You forgot to say how much you pay.

You do pay professional nonfiction rates, of course?

--
Dan Goodman
"You, each of you, have some special wild cards. Play with them.
Find out what makes you different and better. Because it is there,
if only you can find it." Vernor Vinge, _Rainbows End_
Journalhttp://dsgood.livejournal.com
Futureshttp://dangoodman.livejournal.com
mirror: http://dsgood.insanejournal.com
Linkshttp://del.icio.us/dsgood

Hi - I once heard putting chocolate kisses in my speg. sause was a
good idea.
Wrong Wrong.... It was so horrible... I was having friends over and
did
everything I could to doctor the chocate taste... I threw the sause
out
and took everyone out... And foolish me, I heard the same about
putting
coffee in my sause... Once again, Wrong!!!! Learned lesson, just
stay with my recipe.
Saves a lot of money! ; )

Try a dash of cinnamon. It's actually very good! Trust me!

Quoted message said:

Do you have any humorous or interesting mistakes involving food

Thanksgiving. Our house. My parents. My in-laws.

First time eating together.

Mom was cooking dinner. Not being familiar with my pantry somehow put
baking soda in with the thickening for the gravy
Everyone is at the table, the bird and other food is looking
beautiful. Suddenly the gravy turns into a volcano with fuzzy gravy
going everywhere.

Wasn't then but sure is funny now.