save your crotch

mornish said:

Step two: put your junk in the box...

ok!
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Its funny and politically bashing him!

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wickedbob said:

I tried doing sit ups once, but got tired so I had a poptart.

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Im glad I dont have a problem sitting on the seat, or with jumping. =p

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you guys realy are crazy!

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lol I've been riding 5 months and learning to position my balls properly
was the first thing I learnt!

But I've only hurt them a couple of times and that was when I pulled
out of a trick before landing.

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ive been thinking of shaving...that seems to be what gets pulled on long
rides.

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gabetheunicycleman said:

ive been thinking of shaving...that seems to be what gets pulled on long
rides.

DON'T SHAVE!
It's the most uncomfortable thing to do. It is soooooo itchy when you
do it! The only way to stop it itching, so I'm told by girls, is to
KEPP shaving. If you let it grow back then it becomes very, very
uncomfortable!
Plus, what girl is going to believe you are straight if you have shaved
balls?!

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THINKING about shaving? sorry about this, but u dont shave?? :O its
normal, at least where i live.. hehe.. but for bigger jumps and stuff
like that.. put some ice on them and they get smaller 😄

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UnicycleJuggler said:

DON'T SHAVE!
It's the most uncomfortable thing to do. It is soooooo itchy when you
do it! The only way to stop it itching, so I'm told by girls, is to
KEPP shaving. If you let it grow back then it becomes very, very
uncomfortable!
Plus, what girl is going to believe you are straight if you have shaved
balls?!

It's only itchy for a day or two, after about 2-3 days not shaving,
depends what kind of hair you have, how thick it grows in, etc...

I would say it's a better idea to only trim the hair down if you have
never shaved it completely before. That way you don't have to deal with
any itchiness or ingrown hairs from sitting on them.

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UnicycleJuggler said:

Plus, what girl is going to believe you are straight if you have shaved
balls?!

if your showing a girl your balls (shaved or unshaved)... chances are
shes not going to think your gay, silly.

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Interesting idea, but I know, for fact, that if my buddies learned that
I had something tied around my balls and sticking out the front of my
shorts that there would be no end to my pain.

Bike shorts work find for me.

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I don't really understand what goes where either. Got plenty of holey
socks about tho.

I'm sorry but your link just caused much guffaws from me.

harley on 1 wheel said:

the idea is its suppose to work a bit like these suspensories things:
http://www.internationaljock.com/suspensories.html

Suspensories? sounds like something for your mind.

Tee hee.

T.

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DarkTom said:

I don't really understand what goes where either. Got plenty of holey
socks about tho.

I'm sorry but your link just caused much guffaws from me.

T.

yea those suspenseries dont look very cool but if it saves on the
unessesary squashing :eek: then....

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UnicycleJuggler said:

DON'T SHAVE!
It's the most uncomfortable thing to do. It is soooooo itchy when you
do it! The only way to stop it itching, so I'm told by girls, is to
KEPP shaving. If you let it grow back then it becomes very, very
uncomfortable!
Plus, what girl is going to believe you are straight if you have shaved
balls?!

I shave, not for the unicycling reasons, but for others, and it has
never itched when everything starts to grow back.

Lots of girls will think you are straight. Theres more pros to it then
cons. Well, actually, there hasnt been a con for it for me, so its all
good.

EDIT: Just learn how to sit better. Theres a certain scoop motion you
can do with the seat and keeps everything from being under you when you
sit down. For me its now something I dont have to think of, and
adjusting doesnt have to be with my hands anymore. I cant exactly
explain what I do, cause its just a natural thing I dont think of, like
blinking, so...

Youll find something that works.

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Well im keen to give it a go...
I've landed on my 'left side' a few times and it isnt nice.
If i dont go surfing tonight i'll try it out🙂
(The sock thing, not shaving)

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I wqs going to post a Red Hot Chili Pepper's picture (you know the one)
But thought better of it.

BTW: where's DudeWithASock?
His name has a whole new meaning now...

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Bondo said:

I wqs going to post a Red Hot Chili Pepper's picture (you know the one)
But thought better of it.

BTW: where's DudeWithASock?
His name has a whole new meaning now...

But you gotta ask yourself one question, does the dude abide?

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I tried doing sit ups once, but got tired so I had a poptart.

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interesting idea, I'll stick to bike shorts thank you very much.

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just wondering, could you take a picture of it 🙄

It is a little hard to figure out how you put it together.

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Matt said:

Yeah I do, but, I'm lazy you see... it's this disease and uh, I haven't
taken my medication?

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Here's the pic, Mornish. Sorry if it's too graphic.

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Nimbusnut said:

Here's the pic, Mornish. Sorry if it's too graphic.

ahhhhhh!

I'm only allowed to look at pg 🙂

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Matt said:

Yeah I do, but, I'm lazy you see... it's this disease and uh, I haven't
taken my medication?

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