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  1. (This comment interprets horn blowing. My own interpretation is found
    below.)

    Horn Blowing: Interpreting the Message.

    If someone honks a horn at you, the meaning is all in the duration. A
    really brief "Bip!" means "Hi!" or "Bye!" A moderately short beep
    means, "I just want you to realize I'm here." Somewhere between a
    second and maybe two seconds means, "I'm here and I am annoyed at your
    heedlessness." Over two seconds it means, "I'm [censored] at you,
    JERK!" Longer than three seconds it means, "I'm [censored] at this
    whole situation! And I am frustrated that I can't do anything more
    effective than sit here and blow my horn. Boy am I
    frustrated!" (Usually employed in traffic jams to make people around
    you even more frustrated too.)

    Repeated honks are either repetitions of the above (sorted by blast
    duration) or monotone musical "Hellos" if done in cadence with known
    tunes like "Shave and a haircut: two bits!" (Meant to be friendly.)

    http://www.dahon.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=5105&st=0&gopid=37361&#entry37361

    Like I said somewhere else: most of the time the vehicle's blowing the
    horn is equivalent to the lion's roar...

    "Hey, this is my territory and you better get lost --or else I eat
    you!"

    And guess what the monkey riding the bike said... "Yes, you can eat my
    banana!"

    WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE
    http://webspawner.com/users/donquijote

  2. Gunner Asch said:

    I wonder how that translates to bicycle bells?

    Quoted message said:

    Chuckle

    Bicycle bells vs. car's horn amount to this: The lion roars and the
    bicycle answers back...meaow.

    It's a kind of behavior signalling submission. "Ding, ding, ding"...

  3. ComandanteBanana said:


    Bicycle bells vs. car's horn amount to this: The lion roars and the
    bicycle answers back...meaow.

    It's a kind of behavior signalling submission. "Ding, ding, ding"...

    Might I suggest that one invests in an AirZound[1]

    [1] I have no connection other than as a customer

    --
    Don Whybrow

    Sequi Bonum Non Time

    You guys got something against spam? (Vriess, in _Alien 4_)

  4. Don Whybrow said:

    Might I suggest that one invests in an AirZound[1]

    [1] I have no connection other than as a customer

    Unfortunately they still require the victim (e.g. car driver) to be paying
    attention to realise they've upset someone.

    They sometimes work well on pedestrians who ignore bells and/or step out in
    front of you (but again, most don't think they've done anything wrong).

    peter

  5. Don Whybrow said:
    ComandanteBanana said:

    Bicycle bells vs. car's horn amount to this: The lion roars and the
    bicycle answers back...meaow.

    Quoted message said:

    It's a kind of behavior signalling submission. "Ding, ding, ding"...

    Might I suggest that one invests in an AirZound[1]

    [1] I have no connection other than as a customer

    --
    Don Whybrow

    Sequi Bonum Non Time

    You guys got something against spam? (Vriess, in _Alien 4_)

    Well, that sounds real good... 😉

    But wouldn't the lion take it as a challenge to his alpha male role?
    How loud is a car's horn?

  6. In rec.bicycles.misc ComandanteBanana said:

    Like I said somewhere else: most of the time the vehicle's blowing the
    horn is equivalent to the lion's roar...

    Generally sounds more like the braying of a jackass to me.

    Bill

    __o | Any time of the year is a time of sorrow and sadness
    _`\(,_ | when we lose a loss of life.
    (_)/ (_) | - George W. Bush

  7. ComandanteBanana said:
    Don Whybrow said:
    ComandanteBanana said:

    Bicycle bells vs. car's horn amount to this: The lion roars and the
    bicycle answers back...meaow.
    It's a kind of behavior signalling submission. "Ding, ding, ding"...


    Might I suggest that one invests in an AirZound[1]

    [1] I have no connection other than as a customer

    Well, that sounds real good... 😉

    But wouldn't the lion take it as a challenge to his alpha male role?
    How loud is a car's horn?

    According to Wikipedia 107 to 112 dB

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Car_horn#Signalling_and_vehicle_horns

    The AirZound produces 115 to 120 dB depending on sources although you
    can adjust it while you are NOT on the move.

    --
    Don Whybrow

    Sequi Bonum Non Time

    My veal cutlet tried to beat the [censored] out of my cup of coffee...
    the coffee just wasn't strong enough to defend himself. (Tom
    Waits)

  8. Got it. Whenever I hear a horn I know to be afraid.

    I hear horns all day long, so I should be fearful all day long.

  9. Don Whybrow said:
    ComandanteBanana said:
    Don Whybrow said:

    ComandanteBanana wrote:

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    > Bicycle bells vs. car's horn amount to this: The lion roars and the
    > bicycle answers back...meaow.
    > It's a kind of behavior signalling submission. "Ding, ding, ding"...
    Might I suggest that one invests in an AirZound[1]

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    [1] I have no connection other than as a customer

    Quoted message said:

    Well, that sounds real good... 😉

    Quoted message said:

    But wouldn't the lion take it as a challenge to his alpha male role?
    How loud is a car's horn?

    According to Wikipedia 107 to 112 dB

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Car_horn#Signalling_and_vehicle_horns

    The AirZound produces 115 to 120 dB depending on sources although you
    can adjust it while you are NOT on the move.

    It can produce that for a very long time with a 2 litre coke bottle as
    the reservoir, and some serious over-pressure.

    You can actually adjust it whilst on the move, but I don't bother
    since mine's used on motorvehicles. It's not suitable for
    pedestrians, cyclists and horse riders, as it's far too loud to be
    fair.

  10. Quoted message said:
    In rec.bicycles.misc ComandanteBanana said:

    Like I said somewhere else: most of the time the vehicle's blowing the
    horn is equivalent to the lion's roar...

    Generally sounds more like the braying of a jackass to me.

    Or perhaps the bullying of a bull?

  11. Don Whybrow said:
    ComandanteBanana said:
    Don Whybrow said:

    ComandanteBanana wrote:

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    > Bicycle bells vs. car's horn amount to this: The lion roars and the
    > bicycle answers back...meaow.
    > It's a kind of behavior signalling submission. "Ding, ding, ding"...
    Might I suggest that one invests in an AirZound[1]

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    [1] I have no connection other than as a customer

    Quoted message said:

    Well, that sounds real good... 😉

    Quoted message said:

    But wouldn't the lion take it as a challenge to his alpha male role?
    How loud is a car's horn?

    According to Wikipedia 107 to 112 dB

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Car_horn#Signalling_and_vehicle_horns

    The AirZound produces 115 to 120 dB depending on sources although you
    can adjust it while you are NOT on the move.

    I don't know but such a bluff may be a dangerous game to the cyclist.
    As soon as the lion finds out that it's only a wimpy gazzelle...

  12. On Apr 30, 2:21 am, Commandante Apeshit <[email hidden]>

    Quoted message said:

    Got it. Whenever I hear a horn I know to be afraid.

    I hear horns all day long, so I should be fearful all day long.

    You should never let the guard down in the jungle. But you should be
    able to tell a threatening roar from a hesitant driver, though both
    can be deadly.

    Another survival strategy that may not save you, but at least won't
    make you fearful all the time is to wear headphones with noise
    cancellation. Anyway that's what many drivers do with their radios.
    Just ENJOY EVERYTHING LIKE IT WAS THE LAST DAY OF YOUR LIFE... 😉

  13. Quoted message said:

    You should never let the guard down in the jungle. But you should be
    able to tell a threatening roar from a hesitant driver, though both
    can be deadly.

    Gotcha. Fear is the mind-killer. Keep killing that mind.

  14. Quoted message said:

    Or perhaps the bullying of a bull?

    Lots of bull here. It scares me.

  15. On Apr 28, 3:52 pm, ComandanteBanana <[email hidden]>

    Quoted message said:

    (This comment interprets horn blowing. My own interpretation is found
    below.)

    Horn Blowing: Interpreting the Message.

    If someone honks a horn at you, the meaning is all in the duration. A
    really brief "Bip!" means "Hi!" or "Bye!" A moderately short beep
    means, "I just want you to realize I'm here." Somewhere between a
    second and maybe two seconds means, "I'm here and I am annoyed at your
    heedlessness." Over two seconds it means, "I'm [censored] at you,
    JERK!" Longer than three seconds it means, "I'm [censored] at this
    whole situation! And I am frustrated that I can't do anything more
    effective than sit here and blow my horn. Boy am I
    frustrated!" (Usually employed in traffic jams to make people around
    you even more frustrated too.)

    Repeated honks are either repetitions of the above (sorted by blast
    duration) or monotone musical "Hellos" if done in cadence with known
    tunes like "Shave and a haircut: two bits!" (Meant to be friendly.)

    http://www.dahon.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=5105&st=0&gopid=37361&...

    Like I said somewhere else: most of the time the vehicle's blowing the
    horn is equivalent to the lion's roar...

    "Hey, this is my territory and you better get lost --or else I eat
    you!"

    And guess what the monkey riding the bike said... "Yes, you can eat my
    banana!"

    WELCOME TO THE JUNGLEhttp://webspawner.com/users/donquijote

    I've heard of people talking to themselves but not posting to
    themselves. You need to adjust your meds or something. You've made
    2/3 (11 of 17) of all posts in this thread with multiple cases in
    which you respond to your own posts. Pretty unbelieveable.

  16. ComandanteBanana said:

    As soon as the lion finds out that it's only a wimpy gazzelle...

    Are you related to Eric Cantona by any chance?

    --
    Don Whybrow

    Sequi Bonum Non Time

    "My God! The thought of that evil man, loose in London--with
    money, from God only knows what source--fomenting riot and
    rebellion during a public emergency--and in control of an Engine-
    driven press! It's nightmarish!" (Gibson-Sterling, "The
    Difference Engine"😉

  17. On 29/04/2008 19:08, naked_draughtsman said,

    Quoted message said:

    They sometimes work well on pedestrians who ignore bells and/or step out in
    front of you (but again, most don't think they've done anything wrong).

    I've thought about getting one for those brain-dead zombies you get
    wandering about. You know, the ones with those white brain-control
    devices plugged into their heads making them oblivious to the outside
    world :-)

    --
    Paul Boyd
    http://www.paul-boyd.co.uk/

  18. Pat said:

    On Apr 28, 3:52 pm, ComandanteBanana <[email hidden]>

    Quoted message said:

    (This comment interprets horn blowing. My own interpretation is found
    below.)

    Quoted message said:

    Horn Blowing: Interpreting the Message.

    Quoted message said:

    If someone honks a horn at you, the meaning is all in the duration. A
    really brief "Bip!" means "Hi!" or "Bye!" A moderately short beep
    means, "I just want you to realize I'm here." Somewhere between a
    second and maybe two seconds means, "I'm here and I am annoyed at your
    heedlessness." Over two seconds it means, "I'm [censored] at you,
    JERK!" Longer than three seconds it means, "I'm [censored] at this
    whole situation! And I am frustrated that I can't do anything more
    effective than sit here and blow my horn. Boy am I
    frustrated!" (Usually employed in traffic jams to make people around
    you even more frustrated too.)

    Quoted message said:

    Repeated honks are either repetitions of the above (sorted by blast
    duration) or monotone musical "Hellos" if done in cadence with known
    tunes like "Shave and a haircut: two bits!" (Meant to be friendly.)

    Quoted message said:

    http://www.dahon.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=5105&st=0&gopid=37361&...

    Quoted message said:

    Like I said somewhere else: most of the time the vehicle's blowing the
    horn is equivalent to the lion's roar...

    Quoted message said:

    "Hey, this is my territory and you better get lost --or else I eat
    you!"

    Quoted message said:

    And guess what the monkey riding the bike said... "Yes, you can eat my
    banana!"

    Quoted message said:

    WELCOME TO THE JUNGLEhttp://webspawner.com/users/donquijote

    I've heard of people talking to themselves but not posting to
    themselves.  You need to adjust your meds or something.  You've made
    2/3 (11 of 17) of all posts in this thread with multiple cases in
    which you respond to your own posts.  Pretty unbelieveable.- Hide quotedtext -

    - Show quoted text -

    Well, I'm chatting with my copycat, ComandanteApeshit, about bull and
    horns.

    And what are doing here if you don't ride a bike and you hate cyclists?

  19. Don Whybrow said:
    ComandanteBanana said:

    As soon as the lion finds out that it's only a wimpy gazzelle...

    Are you related to Eric Cantona by any chance?

    Introduce me, please.

  20. On Apr 30, 6:55 pm, ComandanteBanana <[email hidden]>

    Quoted message said:
    Pat said:

    On Apr 28, 3:52 pm, ComandanteBanana <[email hidden]>
    wrote:

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    (This comment interprets horn blowing. My own interpretation is found
    below.)

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    Horn Blowing: Interpreting the Message.

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    If someone honks a horn at you, the meaning is all in the duration. A
    really brief "Bip!" means "Hi!" or "Bye!" A moderately short beep
    means, "I just want you to realize I'm here." Somewhere between a
    second and maybe two seconds means, "I'm here and I am annoyed at your
    heedlessness." Over two seconds it means, "I'm [censored] at you,
    JERK!" Longer than three seconds it means, "I'm [censored] at this
    whole situation! And I am frustrated that I can't do anything more
    effective than sit here and blow my horn. Boy am I
    frustrated!" (Usually employed in traffic jams to make people around
    you even more frustrated too.)

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    Repeated honks are either repetitions of the above (sorted by blast
    duration) or monotone musical "Hellos" if done in cadence with known
    tunes like "Shave and a haircut: two bits!" (Meant to be friendly.)

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    http://www.dahon.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=5105&st=0&gopid=37361&...

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    Like I said somewhere else: most of the time the vehicle's blowing the
    horn is equivalent to the lion's roar...

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    "Hey, this is my territory and you better get lost --or else I eat
    you!"

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    And guess what the monkey riding the bike said... "Yes, you can eat my
    banana!"

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    WELCOME TO THE JUNGLEhttp://webspawner.com/users/donquijote

    Quoted message said:

    I've heard of people talking to themselves but not posting to
    themselves.  You need to adjust your meds or something.  You've made
    2/3 (11 of 17) of all posts in this thread with multiple cases in
    which you respond to your own posts.  Pretty unbelieveable.- Hide quoted text -

    Quoted message said:

    - Show quoted text -

    Well, I'm chatting with my copycat, ComandanteApeshit, about bull and
    horns.

    And what are doing here if you don't ride a bike and you hate cyclists?- Hide quoted text -

    - Show quoted text -

    I guess the better question is: what are YOU doing here because you
    don't have anything to do with urban planning.

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