[FONT=Trebuchet MS]See, how people write leave Applications. [/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][/FONT]
[FONT=Trebuchet MS]It's murder of English language. But Too Funny.[/FONT] [FONT=Trebuchet MS]
Just Read It.[/FONT]
[FONT=Trebuchet MS]The Leave Applications; )[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][/FONT]
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[FONT=Symbol][FONT=Symbol]·[/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Trebuchet MS]Infosys, Bangalore : An employee applied for leave as follows:
"Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave." [/FONT][FONT=Times New Roman][/FONT]
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[FONT=Symbol][FONT=Symbol]·[/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Trebuchet MS]This is from Oracle Bangalore: >From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son:
"as I want to shave my son's head, please leave me for two days.." [/FONT][FONT=Times New Roman][/FONT]
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[FONT=Symbol][FONT=Symbol]·[/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Trebuchet MS]Another gem from CDAC. Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding:
"as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave.."[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][/FONT]
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[FONT=Symbol][FONT=Symbol]·[/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Trebuchet MS]From H.A.L. Administration Dept:
"As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave." [/FONT][FONT=Times New Roman][/FONT]
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[FONT=Symbol][FONT=Symbol]·[/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Trebuchet MS]Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:
"Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave" [/FONT][FONT=Times New Roman][/FONT]
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[FONT=Symbol][FONT=Symbol]·[/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Trebuchet MS]An incident of a leave letter:[/FONT] [FONT=Trebuchet MS]
"I am suffering from fever, please declare one-day holiday."[/FONT][FONT=Trebuchet MS] [/FONT][FONT=Times New Roman][/FONT]
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[FONT=Symbol][FONT=Symbol]·[/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Trebuchet MS]A leave letter to the headmaster:
"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today" [/FONT][FONT=Times New Roman][/FONT]
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[FONT=Symbol][FONT=Symbol]·[/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Trebuchet MS]Another leave letter written to the headmaster:
"As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day." [/FONT][FONT=Times New Roman][/FONT]
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[FONT=Symbol][FONT=Symbol]·[/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Trebuchet MS]Covering note:
"I am enclosed herewith..."[/FONT]